Tfw fiancée remembered an offhand comment about wanting these and got them for my bday

>tfw fiancée remembered an offhand comment about wanting these and got them for my bday

Who /loved/ here?

I think you've come to the wrong place

OP pm me ur copy of horizon when you're done with it pls

My mom made me chicken tenders earlier without me even asking

but the stupid bitch forgot to buy ketchup

You're not supposed to be happy here OP. Kill youself normie loser.

>tfw I broke up with gf today because she was fucking my brother

>ketchup on tendies

It's either sweet n sour sauce or plum sauce.

you're one lucky bastard

You can easily sink 50 hours into to each without even beating them, hope you enjoy yourself.

>tfw no boy to buy me games

What's your relationship to your brother now?

kick your brother's ass, fag

There are heterosexual people playing Atlus games?

thanks, now im suspicious of my brother

>gf still buys you games
Lmao you're getting cucked, son. She sees you as a toddler and gets you toys while the real men, most likely those with melanin enrichments, pleasure her pussy with their thick and engorged dicks until the cream from her pussy coats them entirely.

Fucking cuck kill yourself

user, gays can get married now.

Same thing happened to me extent it was my gf and my sister

That's all she got you? Must not be fucking her right. Enjoy your early divorce.

Should've raped both of them at the same time

>All this projecting
Oh wait, it's probably not a projection because I bet you can't even find anyone to fulfill your cucking fantasies.

>fiancee
>persona game
I don't think you have a fiancee. enjoy your dumbfuck console.

we all know you bought those with your neet bux

My girlfriend got me a Valkyria Revolution last week just on the basis I like JRPGs and she thought the cover looked like the kind of garbage I like. It's a lovely thing to do, but fuck, it really isn't a very good game.

When I tickle my bfs balls while hes playing an online game he lunds me harder and gives me extra cummies later on

I know it's dumb but I honestly miss the days before 2012 when persona wasn't a turbo normie series

Then rejoice. It's still shit made for permavirgins.

Hot

Now everyone in the family knows who the beta bitch is.

stop reminding me of my breakup op

He has a PS4 not a Switch

I fucked your brother too

sent ;)

Time to go fuck your brother.
Seriously if you don't ruin his life then you're a fag bitchboy.

Why are you not in custody for emptying a pistol into at least one of them? Times wasting man.

>wife's family has always been big on giving gifts
>every bday/Christmas have a list of things
>end up having to buy them for myself

Got into a fight resulting in me punching the ever living shit out of him and her both ass naked in my living room after I got off of an early shift. I nearly dragged him outside with his dick hanging out as she rushed to cover herself after I bashed her forehead in and the blood began to run. The neighbors watched in suspense as a literal psycho screeched from the top of his lungs, right as the fucker slammed my foot in the door and locked me out. I grabbed a landscape rock, gave zero fucks and smashed by window breaking the 55" television. By that time neighbors were scrambling to call the police on my ass. The three Spanish sons upstairs jumped down the railings to subdue me. Police then showed up and detained me. Held me in my home for almost two hours. They didn't arrest, thank fucking god. But now I sit here in a fucking wrecked apartment, drift still coming through the window as I shitpost on Sup Forums to ease my nerves.

That man I once called my brother will no longer have a presence in my life.

My girlfriend never buys me games. She buys me new things I might find interesting... but sometimes I just want stuff that I like and want.

LOL what a cuck

...

>gf and my sister

Never trust Bi sluts user.

shit

good luck and remember to preorder fallout 4

I asked a question, you're deflecting it towards me because you're fucking weak. It doesn't matter how much you work or go to school and it never will, you were born weak and you will die weak. Me, I had a period of my life I fell off, yeah. But I'm taking control. You know why? Because I can. I can surprass you with no fucking effort. Just because I chose to live the way I have doesn't mean I'm stuck there forever. I made those choices and I'm making the choice to stop letting other people run away with whatever illusion of power I've instilled upon them. I am greater than you and always will be. So don't come at me sideways thinking you're fucking sweet or something. Taking shorts cause I'm in Florida when you couldn't say a word to me when I was home. It is my concern and it will be my concern. Fall Back.

is this pasta

>she rushed to cover herself after I bashed her forehead in and the blood began to run
And you weren't arrested? You're damn creative but you're still full of shit.

Did you at least get to walk in on them doing it?

Post pic of window

You didn't go far enough.

Here, honey, spend your next 200 hrs. of free time away from me. Looks like there's more than 1 dude getting cucked by his brother itt.

dont remind me

No I lied I've never even had a gf, I just wanted to make a funny post.

>not fucking your brother to assert your dominance and taking your woman back
Frankly you deserved worse

Happy birthday!

thanks for the reminder, op.

mmmm