Why isnt pic related in any vidya

why isnt pic related in any vidya

I like rock

it's an ancient petrified tree trunk not a rock

Adamantoise?

It's rock by the name of Devil's Tower.

I'm a huge metal fan

I know I've seen it in person
it's a tree trunk

No these are giant trees that have been petrified through time.

A ceiling fan?

It's a mass of Igneous rock, don't make me summon mineral bro to put you in your place.

this
i was disappointed when i couldn't climb it or any of the other tall rock formations in that game, felt like a fucking waste

get glasses

They're ok. I'm more of a floor standing model

You underage fags ever watch that badass episode of Jonny Quest that had it?

Johnny who?

>not knowing about the conspiracy that says that all large rock formations are ancient tree trunks of trees that were cut down to kill the giants

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1. That's Devil's Tower not Devil's Gulch
2. It's a formation of hardened magma from underneath an ancient volcano
3. We Close Encounters now

Closest thing to a Close Encounters game is this pinball machine. Close Encounters came out in '77 before the game crash so you would think a shitty atari game would've happened but I guess not.

damn I keep forgetting pics today

What about Paul Bunyan?

That's stupid.
The truth is that the nephillim cut all the world trees down and burned them after using them for something. That's where the deserts come from.
Then God flooded them.

It makes an appearance in Stunt Island.

I'm more of a house fan.

nigger the top of the tree would reach into the stratosphere

I'm a PC fan.

minerals are fucking stupid

fuck you

It was a tree?

All along. It is an ironic twist no?

So, some faggot cut down yggdrasil?

Anyway, put a castle on top and looks like the middle part of crocodile isle sans the crocodile faces

It's an ancient silicone-based type of giant tree

yeah, and?