Those long sideburns are actually retarded design

Those long sideburns are actually retarded design.

Handlebars.

I hope the next game is open worldish and link is a kid.

I always like when you do things but people don't believe that it was you who did it because your just a kid.

My friend has them and they're pretty great

Those aren't sideburns.He has long hair and the rest of it is caught under the hat.It isn't rocket science.

It's to hold on to when he gives you goodboi succ

This is what I hoped but in BoTW they describe them as sideburns. Really disturbing.

for what

You're not ready for this information.

Sideburns are facial hair, not head hair

when they're that long it's dumb but if it was cut to his jawline i think it would be pretty neat. i'd wear it if it didn't stand out so much. then again i am on Sup Forums so maybe my taste isn't the best.

I'm pretty sure I am ready

for the person assfucking him to pull on.

I know. That's why it's gross. They literally state they are sideburns.

Zelda with selectable Link gender when?
They're more than halfway there as of BotW.

Hopefully never.

Don't talk trash on Link. He's the best videogame character of all time.

He's a little kid freak

They're clearly not attached to his face, it's probably a translation thing

Hylians are elves not humans.

fag

They look cute on a grill tho

So you are saying fucking kid elves is okay?

Oh no, how will I ever recover.

he has long hair in botw

Bad example considering Asuka is shit

Man didn't you know that Link is actually jewish ?

The age of consent in Hyrule is 9.

Is Hyrule the Pakistan of video game worlds?

They're more sidelocks rather than sideburns. English just doesn't have a good word for it, since genetically speaking, the only Europeans who have long sidelocks by genetics are Jews. A lot of Japanese people (just look at how many anime/manga characters have them; Aikatsu is a good example where pretty much everyone has them) have long sidelocks. It's literally hair over the ears, and is distinct from sideburns.

I wish woman were into the look. I can't pull off short hair but I have all the right traits to look like this The truth is that no one wants to be with a weird looking blond manlet. Maybe if I had pointy ears.

Nope, just medieval europe.

Fuck off Yumi

But 9 yo kids even can't produce sperm

I don't know how they can use the argument that he's an elf but pull the age of consent randomly from what a wiki article allegedly states it was during the medieval age from the REAL WORLD.

>tfw Link will never smother you between his thick white cheeks

I want to cum inside Links fertile boipucci!

You mean that Link should get a hime cut?

You can recover via gassing yourself with helium.

women aren't into the manlet look but gay men are

sauce sweaty ?:) also kill yourself

Are they called side bangs? I dont think there's a real term for it.

How about you gas me with your manjuice (;

I fucking know. Cute girls will talk to me but I'm such a social fuck up that I end up just making these awkward conversation ending states while I try to get away. I've become so boring and I'm afraid of anyone interested realizing that.
I never know what to do when a gay dude tries to make advancements and I always give the wrong idea by awkwardly laughing alot

See

>draw a woman's figure on a man

You gays are desperate, men can't be as feminine as women

...

god no

Leona in KoF has them. I fucking love them.

>hips 2
You know what I'm saying

Honestly Link has really wide hips on his model in BotW, like woman's hips, especially compared to his tucked-in waist. He's not Gerudo-tier "hips are literally projected out flat from the stomach" ridiculous but he's realistically got them child-bearing hips. t. don't even want to fuck him

tween white girl hips maybe.

Stop staring at tweens you freak

Wider hips that a lot of the Hylian and Sheikah girl models. A flat ass, but wide hips.

Ok, are you cute?

>them hips 2.png
where's hips 1.png

i think you have autism friendo

bateman

Not anything I can post on a blue board.

I guess so. I'm arguing with a kiddy diddler who doesn't care that people know while making a shit argument.