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PROTECT THE BABIES

>mfw we'll never get another chao garden

This shit was so boring. Never saw what you guys liked about it

>breed a white chao and a neutral chao
>make it evil
>you now have the sickest chao

You'd be a terrible father.

Hmmmm

Y O S H
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would Sup Forums dance with their chao?

The requirements to make Chaos chao were fucking bullshit.

>Have to reincarnate them 3 times
>Then you have to give them one of EVERY fucking animal in the game
>Have to split it up between a hero and dark character if you want a neutral one

You've all seen this at least once.

EVERYTHING'LL BE OKAY
EVERYTHING'LL BE OKAY
EVERYTHI-
EVERYTHI-
EVERYTHI-
EVERYTHING'LL BE OKAY

>mfw

>not giving a fuck about all those stat shit and just play the fucking game
>?????
autism

>Playing the game differently from me means you have autism
I can greentext too, user.
Get your head out your ass.

how come they never put the chao garden in sonic games anymore?

because it's stupid

Every single BLK

this

Nope, not a single time.

I used to terrorize my sister by petting her Chao as Shadow and trying to turn it evil.

>yfw

nope

Any stories about sibling love (the purest form of love) you can tell us of?

>everything I don't like is stupid
t. autist

YOSH

why?

You stop it right the fuck now

What was his name user. The one who said good-bye.

Because I sadistically really enjoyed annoying the hell out of her. Now that I remember it, I also acted like I was gonna get rid of her Chao like .

That's fucked up user

I know. It's disturbing how much I enjoyed it.

>Buying a game to not play the game
Yeah, that's pretty stupid.

why the fuck did they put such sad music for this. fucked me up as a kid.

Maybe Taxman will make us one

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Omochao's theme is underrated.

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I didn't even know this music existed

>phone poster
kek

>mfw the first time I saw this I immediately knew what was wrong
>rush in as someone to pet it, then whistle to see if it'll go to your character
no chao dies on my watch

>he isn't curious to see what each character menu theme says about each thing to stumble apon it

I never had a chao die. How does that even happen unless you abuse the fuck out of them?

ignore them

CM Punk

BOYCOTT SONIC ADVENTURE 2
IT'S A TERRIBLE GAME
DON'T PLAY IT
BOYCOTT IT
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So good.

I never understood this, if you were even SLIGHTLY competent with chaos you should always have them just reincarnate and just continue on until their third reincarnation when you just make them into a Chaos chao.

there's people who just ignore them ane leave them as decorations

I had 8 chaors in each garden and just feed/pay attention to 4 or 5

>YYYOSH

You just have shit taste.
It's just that user.

No big mystery here.

>yfw you got the PSO Chao after a fuck ton of work

please explain what is enjoyable about going into levels to collect animals/drives 10 at a time to give to your chao, over and over and over
and for what? minigames that you just get to watch? yahoo! why don't they bring it back??

It's essentially a virtual pet like tamagachi

The what?

I'm assuming he means the Tails Chao.
Don't understand what he means by a fuck ton of work tho, it's pretty much a freebie since the Easter egg is in a beginner quest.

>Tamagotchi for autists
You should be glad you never got into it

couldn't you get a knuckles and amy chao from phantasy star online?

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Only Tails.

Stop having fun

I've heard a few theories on this, none of which I have a single fact to back up.
>Chao are based on the "A-Life" system, which has its roots in Nightopians from Nights: Into Dreams, this is also a system which Sega/Sonic Team lost track of completely and has no idea how to replicate. Similar to stories of Sega/Sonic Team losing track of the source code for the original Genesis games, hence why so many ports are utter garbage
>Similar to the above, except a disgruntled employee who had a major part in the creation of Chao and A-Life in general purposely sabotaged everything upon being terminated
>Chao had a direct link with Chaos in the first place and were never intended to be used past SA1
take your pick, though all are equally bullshit and I'll be the first to admit it.

Hire this man to make Chao Mania.

Surprised this game hasn't been mentioned in this thread until now.

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Is it actually good

Hmmph...

lol, maybe if what everyone was constantly posting about when it came to chao was the GBA linkup version. a more apt comparison would be Sonic 4 ep 1

i understand why they say it but why do chao speak in italian when drowning

Yes that is all pretty dumb.
They could obviously replicate everything and improve upon it with enough time/money if they desired but it looks like Sega just doesn't see it as a worthwhile investment.

>They could obviously replicate everything
Just like they could've replicated the physics of the original Genesis games huh?

Way to erase your chao from existence you ass. The forest is a lie.

It's particularly insane because Iizuka is determined to find some other way to pad all 3D Sonic games out because for some reason he thinks the Sonic levels alone aren't enough to carry it, and yet they already made the perfect padding and momentum shift in the Chao Garden. It encourages replays of the levels to get stuff for your chao, and you'll naturally want to improve at Sanicing as you go.

I've played it for 2 hours. It's surprisingly well done and replicates everything from the stats and the comfy atmosphere pretty much perfectly from the original. Even has everything from the hats to the interactive garden toys.

Only complaint is that after an hour it gets a little boring, since outside the garden is the shop and just the basic set of stat-based chao races. The creator said he will include more minigames and other stuff in the upcoming update though.

>having a garden full of happy healthy chao that love you with the exception of only one that's reserved for abuse
Best way to play

They did in Sonic Advance.

It was close, it wasn't exact.

I don't know the differences.

Now finish reading the rest of what I wrote.
They obviously did not give a shit to invest enough time/money making a game with the specific Genesis physics.

In comparison anyway another Sonic game with a Chao Garden wouldn't even have to be that "specific," I'm sure most people would be happy as long as it has more content in overall than SA2 garden. Nobody would sperg the fuck out if the "Chao physics" are wrong.

I dunno what the chances of it are but I think adding competition maybe via online with friends could make it less boring.
Wouldn't even need to be real time, maybe just "upload" your Chao data and friends will be able to VS your CPU Chao in races and such.
I don't say VS online in general because that shit would no doubt be filled with cheaters.

Makes sense; a large amount of what made Adventure 2 for folks was running off, doing a speed stage, then coming back the garden with your fresh supplies. It's why people remember the Sonic/Shadow stages the most, being both the most efficiently fastest and the funnest ways to grind drives, rings and animals.

Take that away by making a game entirely about the Chao Garden, and even with minigames you're gonna hit a dead wall of interest eventually.

>Chao had a direct link with Chaos in the first place and were never intended to be used past SA1

Chaos had a direct link with the master emerald and the Lost World prophecy of a Hedgehog fighting a giant lizard which was directly linked to shadow and the biolizard

fuck, gerald even recites tikal's little poem in SA2 in that audio recording

I had no idea the lore was this deep

Chao were also all over the promotional material for SA2.

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You didn't leave your Chao Poor and Irish did you?

Deepest lore

How old were you when you played these games?

7 year old me understood that shit. SA2 was a direct sequel to sonic adventure in every way, chao system included

>Nobody would sperg the fuck out if the "Chao physics" are wrong.
I think you're gravely underestimating the Sonic fanbase's ability to sperg out.

In all seriousness, though, I might not be bothered by the physics, but I'm sure a modern Chao Garden would be hugely simplified and casualised, even if it had more hats. And that'd be shit. There was a lot going on in the background with Chao and if they didn't bother trying to reproduce that it'd be a shallow husk of the original stuff.

Oh my god, I don't remember their crying to be so tragic! I want to cry listening to that!

Ugh, I remember freaking out when I accidentally hit them.

t h i c c

>one of the linked videos leads to a mod that your chao can drown after 13 seconds in the water
WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS!?!

>Chaos had a direct link with the master emerald and the Lost World prophecy of a Hedgehog fighting a giant lizard
You mean the mural you see in 3 that more accurately portrays the final boss of said game? Super Sonic and all? I'm having a bit of trouble seeing a lizard in that, given the hands and all.

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Why wasn't there a Tikal Chao?

reading thread made me realize everyone abused their chao and is a fucking degenerate. christ this series should of died a long time ago

I think he's talking about this one, which is just Perfect Chaos. Don't know where he saw a hedgehog in this.

>WHY WOULD YOU WANT THIS!?!
Its a guaranteed method of keeping yourself awake if you ever need to not fall asleep.

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