Someone tells you to git gud. How do you respond?

Someone tells you to git gud. How do you respond?

>Am I winning?
no response needed

>Am I losing?
Think about why I'm losing, what I can do better, why the other guy is such a faggot, etc. Still no need to respond.

lol tryhard

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Not an argument

"Okay."

I git gud.

No one has ever told me to git gud, but I do tell a ton of people to git gud, god damn I'm too gud.

I don't respond, but in my mind I call them a faggot and fuck their mom

y-you too

>not their dad

git gud

you first
*teleport behind them*
psshh..

get good


its been bastardized but it used to mean "try to rework your strategy, the fun is challenging yourself" now it's just "lmao fag I'm ironically being a dick"

"Git gudder"

"no u"

Just like "u mad", there's no way you can respond without them just saying "git gud" again

Usually switch to my actual main.

Also play more safer.

/ignore *person name here*
gg ez

noob

Ignore them and continue to enjoy myself playing videogames.

I was plenty good for your mom last night.

Report them

1v1 him and win because I'm just that good

I-I'll try :3

Report them because I am incapable of handling negative experiences on or offline and might need to have therapy later.

>Animeposter
>Being good at anything

_Git gud____________

I respond by teabagging them on a lucky kill.

You're mom, lol

Post ytw you visit both Reddit and Sup Forums and there's nothing people here can do about it.

I acquire skill

>Triggering Blizzard players by saying gg ez and gg no re.
How will they ever recover?!

reddit reply

>people still use noob as an insult
some things never change

u2

what does this have to do with the thread moron? kys


reply with kys

Get better.
It both flatters and confounds.

Are traps gay?

I remember when saying "gg" used to be a compliment.

only if the penis isn't feminine

>lol he ignored me. What a faggot.
You can't see him say it.
But you know he did.

Only the 3D ones

It always felt like a robotic response. Who ever honestly meant it?

Only in the eye of the beholder.

>Someone tells you to git gud. How do you respond?
I git gud obviously.

Beat them, then reply with "gg ez no re", and leave. One of the best things about CSGO was getting steam messages from those people lose their minds. The higher the toxicity of the community, the better.

I meant it.

>Getting messages after you beat people.
Fucking THIS! You don't even have to open the message and you're already grinning.

You're the reason God doesn't talk to us anymore.

no

The only response to git gud is to fucking style on them

We'll need visual evidence to ascertain that.

I'm the MVP

Yes ma'am if they're a guy
Yes sir if they're a grill

And if they're unspecified?

Yes Xir

lol u mad

lol casual

lol u mad

lol u mad


literally cant win

Don't respond. Just find out what internet cafe they're at, punch them in the head from behind and proceed to get your teeth knocked out.

>lol i bet he's mad I ignored him XD
you must fight fire with fire

Respond by getting gud, faggot.

Also not an argument

You're telling me someone is going to type "lol u mad" when I don't even respond? If they're that autistic then I just mute them and they're basically insulting themselves afterwards.

best answer so far

lol u mad

>whatever nerd

It's far more likely that you're upset that people mute you immediately in any multiplayer game you play and therefore attempt to """troll""" me outside of video games where you can't be muted.

Stupid people are so... stupid.

>lose a match in a game
>someone on the other team says gg ez
>its always the one lowest on the scoreboard

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

"No, I like being complete shit at this game."

10/10

bonus points if they call you a kid for using such a childish response and then realise they were the ones acting like a child

gay

LAMO u so mad xDD

I just go full Ad Hominem on them.

muted

Go full gay on them. Start talking about how him telling you to git gud makes you crave having his cock pound your boipucci and beg for him to keep saying it so you can cum

Pick one
:)
:^)
'_>'
c:

gotta go with the classic :)

I don't because I have no need to respond to shouting children.

You do if you don't want to look like a mad little bitch.

If it's about patting their ego, they are free to win their game with themselves.

>git gud
>git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'.

Never thought about that one.

Teach me senpai.
always melts their hearts

>actually git gud
>get banned from regular servers for hacking
Now what.

"k."

Then they have autism, so I have already won

>"1v1 me faggot"
>wait for invite while queuing for another game
>if no invite reply with "lol scared?"
>if invited leave them in lobby hell and waste their time while I vidya

Shitposting checkm8. They either get mad while you ignore them or give you the last word.

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It's a retard being retarded and I won't see him anymore after today, why should I waste energies dealing with crap like that? I don't care if he feels smug or whatever, who cares.

I bet you actively get angry on Sup Forums threads too.

Usually sound advice.

The only time "git gud" is offensive is when it's just not a game you enjoy playing. Like, I tried out DOTA2 a handful of times, didn't like how chunky it felt and didn't have a good time and I'm sure DOTA2 fanboys would just say "lol, you only hate it because you suck at it, get gud!"

mad fagit xDD

>play fighting game
>soundly beat opponent by exposing his weakness
>recieve message
>"learn to play the fucking game spam scrub"

What exaclty is their fucking logic here?