Splatfest

You know this is the only truth.

Is there anything that isn't immoral/illegal that you can do with invisibility?

You could whisper things to people at a church and pretend you're god

that might be illegal

Only if there's blasphemy laws where you do it

easy choice

walking through campus without being assaulted by various frats and student associations

that's something

>Team Invisible.
>The team ink isn't invisible coloured.

>tfw pearl actually has the better taste this time

>Choosing Invisibility

I'm already invisible.

Hime always has the better taste.

be a nation's greatest asset in the military. entire countries would be developing anti invisibility tech just for you.

well, they wouldnt have to do that. they could just use heat seeking shit.

>Furfag supporter
>Better taste
>Ever

>anti invisibility
Like heat seeking? X-Ray vision? Echo location?

You didn't think this through did you?

Invisibility
>sneak into criminal organizations and acquire proof of criminal behavior
>sneak into the meetings of corrupt policians, elites, bankers, etc, with a recorder and record proof of their illegal activities
>sneak into drug dealer meetings and alert the police
>rescue people who are being held hostage
etc

Flight
>????
>look cool?

Invisibility is the power for those who wish to uphold the law and bring justice to those who break it.

Flight is for selfish faggots who want to look cool

>muh justice
Flight is infinitely superior, do you understand how fun flying is? and how convenient it makes everyday tasks?
>go ontop of skyscraper
>jump off and freefall
>catch yourself before you hit the ground
the possibilities are endless user.

>flight
>do all the things an invisible person does but more overt

if you're going to be some retarded investigative activist with your powers, why be the naked pussy that gets the doors locked on you when you suddenly gasp at some inopportune moment?

fighting an invisible man just involves waiting for his fat foot to make its next meaty step. someone with flight could just hawk-dive you with a knife from anywhere.

yeah but the point is how would you gain access to these closed-door tight-security secret meetings? you wouldn't even know they were occurring and you wouldn't be able to gain access. And you can't just swoop in and kill everyone for, what? Having a meeting? You have no proof of their illicit behaviors.

Being invisible you could tail a suspected criminal for days or weeks. Sure, being bumped into or accidentally making a sound is always a risk. But if no one knows you have invisibility powers, why would think there's an invisible man in their room? When you hear a noise in your house is your first assumption an invisible man? Nobody would think superpowers are real.