Dead or Alive - DoA

This is Nyo, she's an extremely powerful, dangerous and wise Tengu. Be careful and try not to trigger her. It's for your best.

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Remember when this franchise was about fighting and not just pervert pandering?

Well, me neither.

I don't think I really remember it ever being this overt though.

FUCKING BITCH

FUCK OFF FROM THE POKER TABLE YOU CUNT

I wish I was that poker table, it seems. Should I buy the game now or is it still too expensive for its own good? Will it enhance the fapping?

I have no idea why I'm attracted to Nyo or why I masturbate to her and Widowmaker from Overwatch every day. It drains my balls. Honkers and Mercy is a close second.

I was playing it at a friend's house and I think it's too high of a price tag with not too many activities, I'd probably download the f2p version of the game and just buy Nyotengu if I were you.

>f2p
That's a thing?

DOAfag that played the Saturn version. I don't remember that either. I grinded through arcade mode just so I could play as Ayane then wank like a madman.

There's a F2P version of both DoA5LR (fighting) and DoAX3 (the volleyball game).

Google you fucking idiot.

I want to impregnate and marry Nyotengu

store.playstation.com/#!/en-hk/games/dead-or-alive-xtreme-3-fortune-free-to-play-version/cid=HP0106-CUSA05195_00-DOAX300000000000

Yes, it only has Kasumi in it though and you'll have to buy the other girls you'd want.

>907 yen
Yeah, I still have 1576 yen on my JP account. Nyo, here I come. Get it?

It's like $35 USD to buy DOAX3 digital off the HK PSN(need to activate the free PS+ trial). You have to have a HK PSN and buy HK PSN credit though.

no can you explain to me what you mean

>getting the jp version instead of the hk version

excuse for asking but what is best breeder dead or alive?

I have to buy the HK version? That means I need yet another account and another PSN card? No thanks.

Unless you don't want to play it English then yeah.

What a shame. Dropped.

cuck

Setting up a HK account is easy, it's all done in English.

The last time I bought a JP card, it took them 2 fucking weeks to deliver the code per mail. I'm not going through hell again.

You bought a physical card? Who did you buy from? You can buy digital credit from somewhere like Play-Asia and have it emailed in minutes.

I bought a digital code from play-asia, they still mastered the art of taking 2 weeks for it.

That's strange. I've never had that happen to me, and from what I've seen others who have taken advantage of the 40% off sale right now haven't had any problems either. There are other sites selling credit as well.

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Is it against the rules to post lewd links?

Is it against the rules to cum on that belly?

If you are going to die, you might as well go all out and cum inside while holding her hands.

Would be an amazing way to die, really..

No, of it's a link it should be fine.

Anyone else pumping to Nyo, hoping they die afterwards? Asking for a friend haha

These threads are too much of a tease. I am so horny but I can't fap to dressed girls.

>lacking imagination
Sad, senpai.

>that face
She legit looks like she has downs.

You should take a look at your monitor and not a mirror.

Nyotengu is my waifu and is literal perfection

How are other DOAs expected to compete?

I can't see her as my waifu, she's too mature and sexy. I can't even pretend that she's in love with me.

I dont have to pretend to be in love with her

im tempted to buy DOA5LR on PC. how are the mods?
Is the online active?
Should I just stick with my PS4 version?

I believe you that but I can't see why you would think that she would ever show interest in you.

Having a waifu isnt about pretending she loves you its about loving her more than anything else

both PC and PS4 are active.

PC on select days like weekends. you will encounter the same 5 players each time though.

PS4 active everyday with probably 80 different players each time.

You can download the F2P version on PC and see what's up. Mods will work without purchasing the game too.

Those darn heteros, amirite?

>Nyotengu wearing a collar and cat ears
If there were such a thing as sexual kino, that would be it.

>Nya~

Literally perfect

I just want to mention hime cut is the best hairstyle.

I remember when I first discovered my love for the hime cut.

I wish I could feel it again.

>You'll never take Nyo doggystyle.
JUST

>ywn feel the joy of falling in love again
Stop reminding me

Fuck I wish I was a dumb 13 year old again.

>joy
>falling in love
>onesided like always

Id rather take her missionary while holding hands and being leglocked and maintaining eye contact

Na, imagine taking her doggystyle and the lewd sound of her breasts bouncing forth and back all the time.

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Bend over Nyo is the best Nyo.

How do I find a gf who looks like DoA girls, Sup Forums?

>somewhere out there is a guy fucking a girl that looks just like Nyo and he already fucked her so often that he's slowly getting bored of her

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POST THE PORN ALREADY

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hownew.ru

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Don't lewd the Nyo.

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There is no true waifu, only the love of each DoA.

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user...are you excited for the end of the month too?

>moderately attractive women
>flat asses
>nearly inward curved asses
>no hips
>fake looking tits
>absolutely retarded fucking mannerisms
>"cute" mannerisms


holy shit how does japan manage to fuck it up so hard?

Not really. I want SFM vids of Mila to be ones where she gets lovingly cuddled, bot raped by monsters.

>nearly inward curved asses
excuse me?

I'm going to fucking rape her
And there is nothing you can do to stop me

You will have to make it past me, geekboy.

Sorry pal already on my way to her room

>this thing
>a chad
lmao
And you can't get past her door without facing ME.

>a mere human
>rape a tengu
You need to be at least Hayabusa tier to be able to rape her.

>doesn't post himself
>full beta "door protector" thinks he can compete with me

AHAHAHAHAH, facing you rn holy shit boy, please stop

I am

Chad doesn't rape, he doesn't need to. It's impossible for a Chad to rape as any women would enjoy it. Chads aren't hairlets, or skinlets or shavelets. They also don't have ayy ears. Neither are thei mouthposelets or deathstare edgelords.

You are mixing Chad up with a wannabe Chad that looks like shit.

>t. virgin imagining things about chads
Gotta go, my little friend, things start to get interesting here ;). Go fap to some doujin, nerd

You literally don't seem to know the difference between Chad and a douchebag. They are very different.

Maybe if we all act together we can rape nyo. We capture her and then a few people hold her down and we take turns raping her as much as we want. I came up with the idea so I take the first turn.

Literally google "chad urban" lol

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post more Nyo or Momiji please

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Is this actually a good game? I don't care about fapping, I just want a nice game on the beach

I don't know. I just save stuff.

Imagination is for kindergartens ans blind people

Nyo in charge of the bitches.

When will this franchise finally have beautifully rendered, textured, and modeled hair, nails, skin, hands, and feet ?

I just got DoA 5 and it's pretty fun and lewd. Kasumi is best girl right?

The mini-games get old quickly. The fapping is what keeps you playing. If you don't care for that then you will probably not enjoy the game for long. Basically you select a location, then decide what to do there, from playing/watching a mini-game with the girls, or just watching a short "relax" scene. If you want a certain bikini for one of the girls you need to earn money, then buy it and successfully gift it to her. The most efficient system for doing this has been found to be just navigating menus over and over until it's done (start scene, instantly quit scene, profit in the end). Other than that you might find some appeal in the Photo Mode where you pick a pose/action and take pics.

Also, make a Hong Kong PSN account and download the F2P version and try everything out. You're limited to only playing as Kasumi, but everything else is available except the Casino (and by extension the ability to unlock the 4 Pole Dance scenes).