SOMEONE DIALECT OR COUNTS

SOMEONE DIALECT OR COUNTS

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KARL BANS

MY LIFE FOR HIRE

PLUS I SERVE

SHE HOUNDS

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Give me a quick rundown on who the skaven are and what they do for a living

Rat men
Backstab and scheme

>all their settlements look like Ruins
Nea-
>Dark Elves get the Black Arks
Welp, Dark Elves it is

Who here hype for skaven?

Rats, but bigger.
Their strategy is WWI waves.
They like technology, and some guys lucky enough can use special guns without them exploding in their faces.
They like rat-ty things, and despise everything that is not.

They are basically current day Chinese.

Fuck elves Lizzies v Rattos for days

If Gobbos were more brutally cunning and cunningly brutal.

Night Gobbos are best Gobbos

>Wanna play Norsca
>The cracked update isn't out yet
>Don't want to buy the game with all those dlcs that will cost way too much

>tfw can't count

Nice scheme.

I bought the game and all dlc except Norsca for 60 europes when it was on sale.

Normally I'd agree with you but for some reason this is the game I've decided to go all out and buy all the DLC.
I even pre-ordered TWW2 so I could get Norsca

Just pre-order 2, it's free then

>They are basically current day Chinese.
I thought Skaven were collectivistic but reasonably.

>Free
No, you still have to pay money to get it, it's not free
No to mention that even if by some miracle it was free, I still have to buy the original and the dlcs either way

I bought it for 15 on Humble Bundle and pirated the DLC with russian magic
Best decision of my life

Who's more technologically advanced? Ratmen or Dworfs?

All of the racial DLCs are good and are well worth the money, you're a fucking Jew. CA's DLC practices should be supported, because they're releasing actual quality content, not half-assed garbage made specifically to earn a quick buck.

Just look at picrelated, they even make unique skeletons for the new factions, so that they can animate them better, people creaming "HURR REHASH DURR" are fucking retards.

Dwarves use science and grudges to fuel shit whereas rats use majick.

Rats literally run on rule of cool and magic.

Dwarfs have stability advantage but Skaven could be considered ahead (on some techs) though it's a lot less reliable.

>can't afford one video game
Get a job

>like beastmen too much
>want to ruin lizards with beastmen
Fug

I'm not saying that they're bad dlcs, I've obiviously played them and liked them for the most part
But for now, it way too much money for me to spend on a video game so that's why I don't to buy it

Why did total war have to say so shallow and uninvolving? It hurts to think about it.

>dwarfs
>ratcucks
>good tech
LMAO, Chaos Dwarfs artillery and firepower in general > all.

>what's better than a big-ass cannon shooting huge armor-piercing projectiles?
>a daemon possessed big-ass cannon shooting armor-piercing projectiles that has splash armor-piercing damage and feeds on souls, of course!

Clearly dwarfs as ratmen do not exist and are simply the delusions of an excitable mind.
>captcha
>raat road
No such thing

>you will never be apart of a shock cavalry chaos squad

why even live

>you will never be apart of a shock cavalry chaos squad
>you will never be wiped out by a squad of blood knights, demigryphs or any other anti-large cavalry in the game, because you can't joust for shit and your lances lack anti-large and armor-piercing properties
Feels good.

Why would you specifically want to be apart of the squad or did you mean ot write "a part"?

>steampunk rattos with sneaky tactics
Hell yeah
But i will play lizards first

What's going on in this thread?

what?

I installed mordheim but I haven't played it yet
is it good?

Hey pal. I swear I saw a massive rat in the captial the other day, I was heading into the market square and I peered into an ally, and by Sigmar something was lurking in the shadow's that looked just like a giant rat, I went to the local Inquisitor and he told me to forget I ever saw anything. Now I'm sitting in my room wondering if this thing was real. What do you think?

Oh shit! I just remembered I bought Vermintide a while ago!

Vermintide is good fun if you've got some mates to play it with.

We're having an orgy of heretics while drinking blood from the skull of a Sigma priest and chanting Sigma is a false god and throwing disease ridden dung at Empire citizens

Want to join?

try mordheim city of the damned on steam. its a gud game but kinda hard

Return to your trade, a busy mind is a happy one.
If for some reason such phantasms still haunt you a free sojourn to Frederheim could be arranged.

Q_Q

The throng is mustard.

Oh n-no sir! I feel almost better already about the subject at hand. As the Inquisitor said himself, I must of let day dreaming get the better of me. I'm sorrying for making the inquiry of such dribble nonsense! I'll be on my way home now.

>HURR DURR WE'RE FREE

You can get TWWH2 somewhere else and buy the Norsca DLC on Steam and still end up paying less than the 60 EUR you pay for a Steam pre-order and "free" DLC.

Mechanically, it's the best SRPG ever made, but it suffers from a very slow start and a horrible UI.

someone post the hurr durr we're free image

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OH GOD, I SAW IT. I REALLY DID THIS TIME. IT WAS THERE, BUT NOW IT SEEMS TO BE GONE WITHOUT A TRACE. IT'S THE SKAVEN. THE STORIES THAT ME MA TOLD ME WHEN I WAS A CHILD WERE RIGHT. THE END TIMES ARE COMING. RING THE BELL.

They were made to be the most disgusting and despicable race in fantasy.

They constantly backstab everyone including each other and are only held together by a council of jew rats and their hate for every other form of life.
They fuck around with Warpstones and mutate each other so they can sell the best mutations as weapons to other clans.
Their females are giant mindless mountains of lactating breasts that only serve to pop out hundreds of skavens every day.
Their general style of warfare is throwing a million slaves and cultists at an enemy then murdering everyone including their own troops with poison gas that makes you choke on your own vomit, warpflame that mutates their victim while burning them or crush everything on the battle field under a big Hamster Wheel or Hellpit Abomination.
If you have a favourite character that is not aligned with chaos there is a good chance that he will get anticlimactically murdered in his sleep by some no name rat assassins or mutated into an abomination with no chance of fighting back.

They have secretely built an Empire underneath 80% of the world and if they so chose to they could just pop out of the ground of your favourite faction's capital and genocide it in one night.

Can someone explain this image to me?

So lore wise how exactly are the Skaven dealt with? They seem to have everything under control. Does Karl Franz know about the ratmen? How do they combat them?

I cri evry time

>So lore wise how exactly are the Skaven dealt with?
They aren't. The end times happened, remember? Chaos won.

How did Chaos win? When they decided to fuck everything over, did they make a story about it? How did KARL FRANZ DIE?

Karl summoned all the elector counts. Then he became Sigmar.

They don't have each other under control, and any skaven clan that dared to rise up and conquer a city would find their territories occupied/despoiled/landmined to the fucking ceiling when they got back.

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It's an edit of an old mspaint comic making fun of Ancaps.
Same tging is applied to the Skaven, since their society actively encourages double-crossing, acting only for your own sekf interest and not giving a fuck about anyone else

The world was getting drowned in Rats while Chaos invaded from the north. A bunch of nurgle followers attacked Altdorf and I think Franz got murdered by an Unclean one, not so sure about that anymore.
Leoncouer came to help but got murdered.
Then Sigmar showed up, Franz revived as a Super Sayan and they fought Chaos with their Sigmarines

DELT

>how exactly are the Skaven dealt with?
they do it themselves by beeing worse chronic backstabbers then goblins, their society is litteraly build out of backstabbingIf they unite under one goal they could overrun the whole world due their sheer numbers, which what they did in the end times

Witch hunter is the patrician choice of class, Dual pistols and great sword all day erry day.

kek


That sounds pretty cool. Is there a story I can read about this? I'd like to see how everyone fights in the end times.

A good choice indeed, but the rapier's elegance and finesse will always trump a greatsword.

Rapier and pistol cant compete with the horde clearing capabilities of a max rarity greatsword, Dual pistols for specials and greatsword for clearing out wave after wave of clan rats.

Is Vermintide still alive? Is it even worth trying to play the game so late in its lifecycle?

I could never get into the great sword, on either Kruber or Saltzpyre.
I use the Machete + healing Crossbow set up , but as soon as I get my hands on the red rapier thats it for life.

it has like a 900-1000 playercount in any given hour.

>Is Vermintide still alive? Is it even worth trying to play the game so late in its lifecycle?
I took this one just for people like you.
On a wednesday, in the middle of the day, Europe.
It basically doubles on evenings and triples on weekends evenings

Last expansion was in may. I don't think they're done with it. Don't think it's the worst time to play it, but if you are going to give it a go, play with mates.

any australian?

Maybe

Thanks, niggers. Looks still alive, so I'll try it.

>no Warplock Jezzails or Ratlings
>can't fire into your own troops
still pretty excited but those two things really put a damper on my hype for skaven

The head kruber, aim for the head.
youtube.com/watch?v=rCr-RAVozAM

I wouldn't rule them out of future DLC given how the first couple for TWW1 worked. I am sure they will do core race expansion DLCs which will have new units.

Or at least someone will make some mods.

>can't fire into your own troops

You can. They just take 80% less damage. On hardest mode they take 60% less damage. Skaven are planned to have huge hordes with each unit, coupled that with the dark elves Rampage ability which gives them buffs when enough units have been killed and it's seems perfectly fine to counter Skaven.

If you look closely, the Skaven hit their own allies in the trailer so maybe Skaven will take an increased % damage to their own? It isn't out of the possibility at least.

youtube.com/watch?v=KvC0zcYzHk0&feature=youtu.be&t=837
I'm going purely by this video of a campaign battle I found in which the player tries to fire into the enemy from behind his clanrats but is unable to because he's obstructed

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>Dawn of War 3
>499 30-day average

they've made their bed

I saw that Skaven settle as ruins basically, but any idea if they can settle under settlements of other races? That's kind of their biggest shtick.

Are skaven literally fantasy AnCaps?

They all can but they take big penalties depending on where the settlement is
Skaven squatting in somewhere like high elf territory will come with huge losses to growth/food/etc

I already knew about being able to settle anywhere, but I meant can a Skaven settlement literally be in the same place/underneath another race settlement?

RDR CRPG

Dwarfs have Engineers
Skaven have Warlock Engineers

What do you think?

give me a rundown on how many tomb kings Settra needs to put down after his awakening before he can conquer the world

Im not sure, the gameplay videos are kinda vague about it
Since the under empire is a thing and skaven are able to teleport their armies to somr degree I think itll be possible

they just really want bannerlord to shit on them hard if it ever releases

HOL UP

I would hope so, that's like their biggest thing, that they literally live under people's feet. I don't think they have their own unique method of travel, they have the same "Underway" like path the Dwarves and others have I think I saw but that's not the same as literally living and moving totally underground. If they don't have that, it'd be a shame if they didn't also settle beneath people.

how many kingdoms were there, like 6?
and they lasted thousands of years?
so if the average kang lives up to like 50 or some shit, we can assume each kingdom has mummified at least like 40 kings
so Settra gotta put down like 240 kangz each with their own personal guard buried with them