Whys he such a dick?

Whys he such a dick?

YOU LIKE FUCKING YOUNG BOYS OP?

It's literally his job

WEAK

YOU STABBED THAT BITCH DIDNT YOU

Just finished replaying this a few days ago. Great game but the ending is shit.

Bad meme.

Because he's a cop.

Why is he such a dick?

GO ON, TRY TO DENY IT.

Gloryhound who had to make terrible choices I guess. Then he cheated on his wife for no reason, it felt forced.

Sorry. Sometimes you have to shake the tree to see what comes out.

Motherfucker I was going to post this.

You still bad at driving wooliew?

...

Looks like I made a mistake.

Inferiority complex

Because everyone was a dick to him.
his entire backstory is "Everyone shit on him but he got really good marks on all of his tests so that's why the agency wanted him."

Because it's more fun that way

cole was a good boy . dindu nuffin rong
he was workin' that arson desk and saving lives

Roy Earle did nothing wrong

Why did he cheat with the ugliest girl in the game?

She made his pee pee feel funny by testing his moxie and Cole's wife was probably a prude

I wish I could customize the Vice suit for some funky colors.

How is he a dick?
Do you mean the detective dick?
He's a guy who fights for good, and avoid corruption. Sure he fucked up in the war and he feels terrible for it he feels terrible so he tries to do good.

YOU LEFT WING PARASITE

He didn't even realize what an asshole he was until he was in the sewers though

he did though? it's literally the reason he wanted to be a detective in the first place, to make up for his crime
the game spoonfeeds you this while you're chasing the 'werewolf'