Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?

Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?
Why do you find the doll to Ariamis in your own cell, and only after you come back? Instead of, I don't know, maybe a hidden room in Anor Londo?
How the fuck did the titanite demon end up in the bedroom of Anor Londo, he can't fit through the door.
Why doesn't the tiny wooden door that leads to the depths get burned by the dragon fire? That's even more retarded than the pile of rubble in DaS2.
Why does Andre have the crest of the forest?
Why is Artorias sword so fucking huge when Sif wields it, but 10 times smaller when it's used by Artorias?
Why doesn't Ash Lake make any sense geographically speaking?
Why the fuck can't you see Solaire from the taurus demon's bridge?

You fucks said that DaS is a flawless masterpiece in terms of coherence and consistency and that everything has an explanation. These things are even more retarded than what you can see in DaS2.

>Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?
It's a magic crow and there's two of them

>Why do you find the doll to Ariamis in your own cell, and only after you come back? Instead of, I don't know, maybe a hidden room in Anor Londo?
The asylum is where they dump things they don't want, and time is convoluted

>How the fuck did the titanite demon end up in the bedroom of Anor Londo, he can't fit through the door.
titanite demons are grown from leftover slabs

>Why is Artorias sword so fucking huge when Sif wields it, but 10 times smaller when it's used by Artorias?
sif has big souls, and the sword grew with him

>Why doesn't Ash Lake make any sense geographically speaking?
it does

>Why the fuck can't you see Solaire from the taurus demon's bridge?
time is convoluted

>Why does the crow have eggs in both her nests?
2 different crows
>Why do you find the doll to Ariamis in your own cell, and only after you come back?Instead of, I don't know, maybe a hidden room in Anor Londo?
The dude who gave you the Estus Flasks dropped it
>How the fuck did the titanite demon end up in the bedroom of Anor Londo, he can't fit through the door.
It was summoned.
>Why doesn't the tiny wooden door that leads to the depths get burned by the dragon fire? That's even more retarded than the pile of rubble in DaS2.
A) It's way out of the reach of the flames, B) properly treated wood is barely flammable
>Why does Andre have the crest of the forest?
He found it.
>Why is Artorias sword so fucking huge when Sif wields it, but 10 times smaller when it's used by Artorias?
Magic
>Why doesn't Ash Lake make any sense geographically speaking?
The entire upper world sits on the tree crowns of those fuckhuge trees in ashlake
>Why the fuck can't you see Solaire from the taurus demon's bridge?
Draw distance

Time is convoluted, I ain't gotta explain shit.

git gud

>haha xD

>time is convoluted

What a shitty copout.
Why is Miyazaki such a fucking hack?

Didju rike it

Seems like he didn't "rike" it.

>A) It's way out of the reach of the flames, B) properly treated wood is barely flammable
You can get the drake to follow you to the far end of the bridge, scorching the wood for minutes.