Why the fuck haven't you preordered?

Why the fuck haven't you preordered?

>buying games

>implying I own a kekstation 4

No PS4 Pro support no buy at full price.

I already played the original

still runs at 1080p 60fps. which is better than 4k at 30. Plus this came out in Japan way before the ps4 pro was out.

Excuse me? I ALWAYS preorder great games.

I played through Yakuza 1, 2, 4 and 5 for the first time last year and jumped right into 0 at launch.

Loved this series but I don't think I have it in me to get back into it right now. Feeling a bit burnt out.

because I bought Yakuza 0 and it's total shit.

>entire combat system is shallow and unfun QTE trash
>every minigame is shit with even the simplest rhythm game ruined by bad UI
>tiny playable area that still feels empty
>le cinematic cutscenes that try to be a movie delivering a generic and dull plot
>no interesting characters, just ZOMG SO RANDUMB people who rope you into ZANY HIJINKS
>voice acting is obviously bad even if you have zero knowledge of Japanese, Majima's VA in particular is cringe-worthy
>millions of useless items and even more useless weapons
>game requires you to watch booze advertisements if you want 100%
>if you want 100% you also have to eat all the food but we're too lazy to make more than low-res .jpegs of food
>game looks good in a few cutscenes but the rest of the time the character models are ugly, objects disappear in and out of the game world, there are a ton of shitty textures, and every animation looks like it's from a PS1 game
>boss fights are a joke
>lol we need to waste your time updating system data every time you save
>lol we wasted our money paying overpriced whores for the right to use their name and likeness, and you have to watch shitty porn of these worthless whores if you want 100%

This series is literally "It's OK When Japan Does It: The Game". Total waste of time. Do not fall for the meme, there is nothing of value in this series apart from a few pretty cutscenes.

>if you want 100% you also have to eat all the food but we're too lazy to make more than low-res .jpegs of food

Obvious bait aside, i can't even imagine how pathetic someone would have to be to be bothered by this.

>no one posted in my shit thread, so I'll shit up someone else's!

I'm over Yakuza games, played two games and I'm done.

>Run for 10 seconds because walking at a snails pace sucks after the world stops being immersive
>ORA ORA HOW DARE YOU SPRINT THROUGH THIS SIDEWALK, LETS GET EM BOYS!!
>Beat their asses
>Sprint again to the next intersection sidewalk
>Same fucking guys stop me to ORA ORA as if they got up after the last beating and sprinted through the alleys to meet me up ahead

I almost forgot story so I'm hyp

I have yet to finish 0, it has gotten a bit boring.

A key feature that the game pushes on you is just "look at a jpeg of shitty food and see the same animation of a guy's back hundreds of times".

They put work on that instead of real content or fixing the bad gameplay.

What, do they really expect me to ENJOY the game telling me "your character ate some noodle shit and thought it was delicious" for literally hundreds of times? Do nips and weebs actually think that's fun?

>tfw my copy shipped earlier today

Why the fuck haven't you preordered?

full price is 30€ you poorfag

seems they try making Nishiki more relevant because of 0 but it makes him more stupid asshole

Because I need to finish 5 and buy 0, but I'm too lazy hook up my PS3. They really need a PS4 collection, so much games. Imagine getting into the series as a fresh start.

Man, you must not enjoy very many things at all in life if you get so triggered by such an INCREDIBLY minor thing like that.

Wow, the full price is $29.99. And on amazon prime you get a further 20% off of that. You're a moron.

I want to play 2 remake with 6's engine

can confirm, getting mine for $25

You're missing the point. I don't give a shit about the food mechanic. I'm upset that they put resources into it when the rest of the game is sub-par.