Kingdom Hearts Thread

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If they banged would it be considered masturbation?

Roxas was a better main character.

it's funny that the husk left behind when sora 'died' went on to have a deeper and more meaningful character arc and developed way more overall than sora ever did across countless games.

"As regards sexual intercourse with older or younger copies of yourself, it's incest in branching or changeable timelines, and masturbation in inevitable timelines. In either case, yes, it is gay."
-Tailsteak

Third scenario would be kind-of clones, in which case it fits more into incest.
Still hella gay though.


(With DDD bringing time travel as a thing, we could hypothetically have a massive gay orgy where all scenarios and many more occur while Axel/Lea silently weeps in the background)

>I will read this shitty dialogue again in KH 3

Soooooo....This happened
Say hello to Marluxia's normal form

What's he saying?

Nah, he's too angry and edgy like riku. Sora is pure light-hearted badass.

Cute!

Going by rough translations
He's the fifth union leader

Fake

Hello, my name is Raariamu.
I'm just sounding out the name.

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nope

This.
It's too bad his segment in KH2 is so drawn-out with little combat.

I know now, without a doubt... Kingdom Hearts is

Will Roxas be playable in Kingdom Hearts 3?
The big man did say we'd play as more than just Sora didn't he? Feel like I heard that anyways.

Gun

I really want Xion to come back in KH3

preferably as a new Xehanort so that we can have her as a boss fight and feel true despair once again. Plus another chance for Vector to the Heavens to play would be nice

Oh by the way that new waifu that was introduced in the last update of ux, she was murdered. I'm not kidding

Who else is hoping for more Organization XIII member origins?
I just want to see Luxord again. I am a sucker for the gambler archetype. Maybe he lost his heart as a bet during a particularly tense night of poker.
That or Russian roulette

The one in the cloak and was the one who carries the suitcase around?

That was luxu, different character. He was one of MoM's apprentices. The union leaders are a group that are basically the designated survivors of the keyblade war formed by Ava, another of MoM's apprentices

"I am Laliama, pleased to meet you!"
That's a weird name, but I'm positive it's the correct one.
Also he refers himself as "boku", the absolute fuckboi

>Apparently Marluxia's Somebody was a Keyblade Wielder

WHY THE FUCK DO I PLAY THIS SERIES

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It's Star Wars syndrome, except replace lightsaber with keyblade. You're not important unless you have one.

KANGZ

I still can't believe they made the fucking phone game of all things have canon shit in it release very small, minor bits of story over the course of months

>Laliama
that is a girly as fuck name
though I guess its fitting because Mar was originally supposed to be female

penis

What about han solo, chewy, r2d2, c3po, and leia?

I bet you thought I was only relevant for one game, well think again faggots

WHITE

>tfw Luxord, Demyx, and Larxene were all his disciples in his guild

So should i play the mobile game again or what?

I sort of agree, but what makes him and his arc so great is tied to Sora still being the main character and true hero in the end.

Global won't get there until like next spring

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Roxas's face at the end is priceless. Even he cannot believe Sora is this retarded. Fucking Sora, he can't be his own person because he is literally (You).

fuck you marvel, ruining my counter question

god it's getting harder to muster up the will to continue CoM. At the 8th or so floor, apparently there's 5 more floors of this card break bullshit, fuck

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>Ventus AND Marluxia are time travelers

KH3 story is going to be a fucking shitshow.

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>Ventus AND Marluxia are time travelers

What the fuck? Are you trolling? Please tell me it is not true.

But the reason he had such a good character arc is because he essentially knew he had to die for Sora to live. He chose to go back to Sora.

I know nobody really "dies" in Kingdom Hearts but that's how I saw it in 2 before all the stupid side games.

Hans is the ace of the group, Chewy was the muscle, Leia's the other competent one, and the droids were the mascot characters. Granted in R2's case he actually did shit like delivering Leia's message in the original. What the hell was C-3PO's purpose again other than bot-to-English translations?

In retrospect, playing as Roxas was the only part of Kingdom Hearts 2 I appreciated somewhat.

New KHUX update dropped about an hour ago

Kek that's racist man

What the fuck. I though it was a funny shop from the thumbnail

>that spoiler
you gotta be shitting me

I'm more than happy for Marluxia to be important again (same with other COM villains) but not in such a retarded way. Make him part of KH3's boss squad but don't make him a ridiculous mary sue.

so I've only ever played KH 1 and 2 on ps2 and they were a big part of my childhood. If I ever decide to go all in what would be the best way to play all the games (buy multiple systems vs emulate) and is it better to play them in chronological order or release order?

>mary sue
pls don't use terms you don't understand

This goes beyond making shit on the fly, I'm now fully convinced Nomura is mentally ill. KH3 is going to be MGS4 all over again, but ten times worse.

NOPE. Apparently he also kills someone in the mobile game, but I couldn't tell you what's going on in it anyway

Release order.

If you have a PS4 you can get 1.5+2.5 and 2.8

>kh3 opening cutscene
>sora and some random fuck are fighting some other random fuck in some random place
>they start talking about lux force and nightmare medals and shit
>bring up plot points and characters and twists seemingly out of nowhere
>everybody's a time traveler and yet nobody is
>every 5 minutes a lore dump pops up like in DDD but it's all about shit from the mobile game
fucking hell, it'll be KH2 all over again

Can someone explain all the Marluxia shit? Is that image a shitpost or real?

I've always wanted to know what Marluxia's true goal was. Take over organization 13, but why? What did he want? Did he know Xemnas' true goal or what?

Nomura has openly admitted that he makes KH ridiculous on purpose so it can be "surprising". So every game has to outdo the last one. KH3 will be absolutely insane.

>The box
>Ven
>Now Marluxia
GODDAMMIT WHEN WILL THIS MADNESS END

It's real

WAIFU DIES ONE UPDATE AFTER SHE'S INTRODUCED NEVER GETTING TO SAY HI TO YOU.

Also the Heart floating away means she was killed by Keyblade.

If you have a PS4, get the collections. If not emulate. Play in release order.

I can tell your autistic and don't understand how emotions and attachment work.

Gee Chewbacca, how come the Force lets you have two lightsabers?

Real, Lariamu showed up as the fifth of the five union leaders, except the one Ava actually chose as one of the five union leaders was struck down and had her book stolen, so we currently have three suspects

>Everyone who disagrees with me is autistic!

Wait why is it white were they white in the keyblade war dream?

One of the L's is supposed to be an R and in theory the English translation can stretch the pronunciation.

Lea sounds like Lee
Isa sounds like Iza

I want off this ride before he decides to introduce Spirit Guardians named around Tarot Cards and Bands.

>buy a ps4
>buy pic related
>buy 2.8 collection
congrats you're all caught up

Yes, white with blue tint.

>Lariamu

kek the names can't get more retarded than that...

For reference though Ven and Marluxia aren't time travelers. They merely stayed in the realm of sleep where time moves super slowly while The World unfucked itself from the keyblade war.

Chirithy can manifest in "The World" though. And Dream Eaters can only exist in the realm of sleep.

So now the question is why the fuck was Marluxia so obsessed with getting someone with a Keyblade during CoM when he used to use one? Why didn't Xemnas use Marluxia to grab hearts and have Roxas double that instead of that whole retarded Xion replica plot? Why doesn't Xemnas/Ansem use a Keyblade ever? Why THIS FUCKING SERIES

NOMURA YOU ARE REALLY TESTING ME HERE GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER

anyone explain how axel legit died? I thought nobodies got reabsorbed so shouldnt he have just gone back inside lea

I'm going to kill whoever murdered my waifu.

Keyblade is the power of the heart, Marluxia doesn't have a heart so no go right there, while Roxas did have, and Xemnas, well god knows what's up with him

We cannot be sure Chirithy operates like normal dream eaters (Since all are artificial) nor The World has to follow the same rules pre and post War.


Actually if you assume his Heartless was still alive at that point it makes sense.

He didn't Legit die, he just turned back into Lea after getting his heart back.

I'm pretty sure Nomura is using KHUx to setup the series after KH3. KH3 is mainly revolving around the end of the Xehanort saga.

>angry and edgy like riku.
Riku hasn't been either of these things since chain of memories

>when he used to use one
He wasn't shown to be able to use one yet and the actual 5th member was killed

Sora was such a cunt to the other organization members saying they don't deserve to exist. Then suddenly he sheds bitch tears because it's his own nobody. Fuck Sora.

You think the shits taking long now, wait to see what happens when you beat the game.

Need a heart to wield a Keyblade. Marluxia simply didn't have his heart at the time, hence why he was so obsessed with getting Sora.

Post yfw this is the beginning of the Punished Nomura arc and the story hits a new level of absurdity

You guys are forgetting the ~super epic twist~ from DDD that Nobodies can grow hearts and Xemnas' real plan was giving all of them hearts so Xehanort could possess them

Xigbar and Saix have hearts now and Xemnas could have done the same with Marluxia, it's more likely that he knew Marluxia was a traitor from the beginning and decided to just let him get fucked

>Sora is pure light-hearted badass.
I wouldn't say that
I'd say a character like Monkey D Luffy is a "pure, light-hearted badass", Sora is a clown and the only times I laugh when I play the game are because of the cringe-inducing dialogue, not that it's a bad thing
I'm hoping Sora shows some character development since the end of 3D and how he failed the Mark of Mastery Exam

Just finished DDD. Didn't think it was that bad. At least it's not completely broken like BBS. Enemies being able to stunlock you and interrupt anything you do was kinda shitty though. Made it harder than it had to be.

True but it could be that Marluxia never grew one in time before Sora offed him. People like Axel and Roxas only grew ones due to their friendship. As for Xigbar and Saix, it's more Xehanort's heart than their own.

He didn't know better at the time. Sora was fuming through the entirety of CoM and in II, Yen Sid fed him propaganda that nobodies shouldn't exist at all. It was only after II did Sora start getting any actual understanding of the whole Nobody business, which is why he mourned them when Xemnas told him their master plan during Nuts.wav

>Aqua becomes a master by hitting a bunch of balls.
>Sora fails because he had to go up against 12 Xehasnorts.

In addition, the hearts regrown are infantile. They're basically a heart fetus and potentially different from the original. I doubt those qualify as keyblade-worthy.

We've got 13 individual versions of the same individual through the use of time travel and literally ripping a piece of yourself out to grow like a cancer inside another person until they become you.

What the fuck happens next? Seriously, we've already gone so far out of left field that we're in the next stadium's right field. That mystery box better knock my fucking socks off.

that was the stupidest fucking thing ever
I knew the plot outline of BBS but sold my PSP before it was out
so I'd played DDD first
then when I played BBS I kept thinking how fucking dumb it was that the MoM exam was to hit some balls

from the very start of 3D sora didnt give a fuck about the MoM and only did it to compete with riku
When he failed he was happy for riku then went to play with his dream eaters without a care in the world, and thats without mentioning the bullshit brought up