Want to play game

>want to play game
>can't stop fapping to the model of the main character
What's her name, Sup Forums?

I have a question for you OP. How old are you?

Haydee.

26

Metroidd zero mission

Max Caufield.

Nier Automata

route b

>Detailed asses in cutscenes
>Whatever this is as the in-game models

Does that mean you fap to 9S or that you use him to get a better angle on 2B? I really hope it's the latter, user.

Brap

I can't fucking play this for more than 5 minutes without jacking off (again).

That's sad. Im so sorry user.

It really isn't.

Shit taste pleb faggot lmao

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warframe

what game?

>sex drive shrivels past 21
How's being a eunuch treating you user?

Rock of Ages

I didnt play Tomb raider because its distracting to play as a woman.
It'd be a better game if the mc was a guy and you just fucked lara occasionally and saved her from trouble when she gets captured by dickwolves.

Mario makes me wet.

Get laid, faggots

evie in ass creed syndicate, here walk would make me diamonds, I kept fapping. It was distracting. First and only time i have fapped to a vidya

Danganronpa with the manlet's sister as MC. Shit game though

Doa

Okay, Chad. Sorry to displease you by not fucking enough puss.

>Uncharted: The Lost Legacy™
It's a rental, and ONLY a rental.

faggot

I make it a few stages

>want to play game
>can't stop fapping to tressfx

but I have a gf lmao
She's just (unfortunately) not as sexy as nu Lara.

Game?

Yes, game.

Nu-Lara isn't sexy, let alone near a 7/10.

I'm so sorry your girlfriend is a 6 at best user.

>not thinking nu lara is sexy
what are you gay or something?

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I get the feeling you are the actual virgin here

that game was maximum comf, the music, the art, the rhymed dialogue...
I played ng+ just so I can max all the characters, except her sister... since she's only available for a portion of the game.

>nu-Lara isn't sexy
kek, what a faggot

I fapped to my night elf when I played vanilla WoW [too many] years ago. But that's pretty much it. I did fap to some game characters in the meantime but never had to stop playing just to do it or whatever.
Also I got caught ingame while fapping to my night elf.

cant you retards just say new

First reboot Lara.
Perfect balance of realism and cartoon.

>30+
ew

>want to play game
>load up old save like 20% into the game i had over a year ago
>have no fucking clue who anyone is
>realize i missed half the collectibles from the first chapter
>have to restart chapter like 4 times because its unclear where the stupid challenge was and where everything was and if you go too far into the area it puts you into cutscene and cuts you off from beginning area
>so many segments are not backtrackable so you miss collectibles permanently
>they have this throughout entire game in every chapter with areas youll never be able to run back to
>spend 90% of the time spamming batman vision trying to find stupid random items littered around the map

Tl;dr

>He thinks 30 is some magical gate that will cure his autism and stop him from posting here
You sorry fool are in for a rude awakening

>start building a cute sim for purposes of lewd things and situations
>loading takes 9 years
>fap through creation process
>finish and lose all desire to "play"

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Metal Gear Survive is gonna is a rough time for me bro.

This

>sweating intensifies

Game name?

They definitely had a dedicated animator just for that ass desu.

the game

Wait what is this?

I fapped about 30 times playing this

Great game.

Cut the shit i just want to stroke my cock to those tits.

I just lost

The new Mei short Rise and Shine

Is this an offer you slut?

I've seen a lot of arnieposting few days user is he making a comeback or something?

Only with mods though.

Tera.

Is it any good?

I got laid. Got genital herpes now and it sucks.
2D > 3D.

This. Harley + Catwoman, it's too hard to focus.

The new Overwatch short that explain's Mei's origin story.

...and implies that she might possibly be a Thing too. Look at the names on the cryo pods if you watch it.

>I'm sorry your girlfriend is average user
A 6 implies they are above average, user. Get your IGN review scores out of here

Thats fucked up

I thought the Conan game had full nudity

>sex starved virgin cant stop fapping

Making hes talking about thicc mods or something. I know the game has dick physics comparable to Dantes Inferno.

I just realized, I haven't been playing any 3D games lately.

Slightly above average*

6.5 is still pretty good tho.

t. virgin with ED

sauce?

>Make a reference
>Mei is a thing

bruh

Yeah... if you are a britbong...

Not every person there is a Jermery Kyle reject desu. Besides welsh girls are where its at.

Nu-Lara is a 10/10 for a britbong though

tiddy bounce mods

yeah it's ok

>he doesn't like britbongs

Bong here, Lara is 15/10 for a Brit

But doesn't game come with bulit in breast physics or do the mods just bump (heh) them up a bit more so its not as subtle?

If I ever make a game I'm going to outlaw ANYONE who has a hand in it from using the word 'literally'. I don't care if its used correctly, its been fucking murdered by this point.

>implying beauty is tied to a country of origin

>hairy tits
Hahahahahaha

>6 is bad
>somehow this isn't at least an 8
lmaoooo

This is pretty much the sole reason why I play as male characters in nearly any game with a character creator. If I make a female, I'll just give her all of my fetishes and then won't be able to actually play the game.

>tfw no androgynous assassins pirate britbong gf to go down below with
feelsprettybadman

>ywn fuck nu-Lara
Why live?

faggot

>ywn engage in rough breeding with nu-Lara
Its an abstract kind of feel

>only does it with horses
slut

That's the ugly 2013 lara
rise lara is pure

same as you, OP. I tried to play Rise of the Tombraider after playing through Tomb Raider (2012) but just couldn't do it. THe first scenes in syria's tomb where Lara goes underwater and comes back up, all wet and shit, got me hot and bothered. the way she dries her hair is all so sensualm hnggggg

>everyone thinks you're gay
>when you're actually totally straight

why doesn't this happen more often?

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>b-b-b-b-but this girl I just posted is not hideous!!
Aaaaahhhh, the britbong denial.

Come on, post Emma Watson now.