Prostate yourself before Alexander the Great, Basileus of Macedon, Hegemon of the Hellenic League, Shahanshah of Persia...

Prostate yourself before Alexander the Great, Basileus of Macedon, Hegemon of the Hellenic League, Shahanshah of Persia, Pharaoh of Egypt, Lord of Asia

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I wonder why they decide to design Alexander after Jersey Shore casts.

there's a lack of hair gel in his design

>prostate

here's a handy guide if you need some pointers on how

It's prostRate, not prostate you stupid fuck

its prostrate, not prostate, unless you plan on spreading your cheeks for Alexnader the Great. Careful he's Greek

I'm sure Alexangay was very knowledgeable about his prostate.

Manlets, will they ever learn...

> tfw the last time his mother saw him was when he left for war at the age of 16

Sorry, who are you again?

Not bad, pretty gud. Still waiting for civ6 to become good before I buy tho.

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Damn those were men.
I wish I was in Alexander's army.

What gaem?

>prostate
what did he mean by this?

Don't feel so bad, the woman was insane and was most likely involved in the murder of Philip II and Alexander's brothers.
He says when history tells us that Alexander's men where sick and tired of war and wanted to return home to their families.

>Greek

Oh yeah I forgot to mention, there also might have been a chance that Alexander was in love with his mother

I would have probably died a honorable death long before he reached India.

Nice.

Her mother was played by Angelina Jolie in his movie, that is to be expected.

you're an idiot

Who wouldn't

The movie suggests a sexual relationship, a big difference from being in love with your mother.

Looks like Rob Schneider

I meant if I was a prince in the times when incest was more or less a daily occurrence and had hot as hell mother I'd fuck her without hesitation as soon as I know about sex.

>too stupid to live

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pella

You never heard of Oedipus have you? Because the incest line is drawn at parents.

I love Alexander's characterization in CIV VI

ya he's pretty hot

Why does he look like he's about to laugh his ass off. It makes giggle when i look at him.

What did she mean by this?

>muffled shooting stars starts playing in the distance

Top kek
Slavs take Macedonians land thinking entitled to greeces history

Looks like Sean penn in fast times

Yeah, they should have used genuflect. After all he popularized it.

Quick rundown?

She wants to get BLEACHED/COLONIZED.

>Sees peasants
>rummages peasants for prostates
>proceeds to fuck dicks
>wants to go home for milky

get out of my sunlight dickhead

He looks straight outta Summertime Saga.

But user, greeks are and were white

you can't colonize/bleach greeks

>that modern cuirass
I fucking love it when medieval/renaissance artists went full anachronism, I wish we did it more too

is diogenes living in a fucking sewer pipe?

Wasn't she part Greek, part something else?

Anyway, in the game they clearly went with something not quite Greek.

Did you know at one point they went with WE WUZ KANGZ edition of Cleopatra?
>pic

>alexander
>not being a ruddy ginger

WE

Wine jar

she was a slav

Diogenes was the Sup Forums of his time

Not just part. She was entirely greek. The Ptolemy dynasty was descended from one of Alexander's general and not only did they not marry non-greeks, they were quite incestuous too.

She was 100% pure blooded young yamato jap. This is canon.

Yes part Greek part Egyptian
Father was a descendant of one of alexanders generals mother isn't really known but mos likely some royal relation from Egypt

she's white though, she's egyptian as a nationality/culture but her family is Macedonian

I had no idea roids were already available in ancient greece

Gilgamesh killed Taurus with his hands.

Cleopatra want milky?

Egypt is the best faction

Isn't that her from CivRev?

>you want to fuck me?
>with that tiny little thing?

>that difference in size and framerate
>file size is 2MB to 2.6MB
how come gifs haven't been outlawed yet?

god

fucking tumlr gifs mane

Gorgo is best civ fight me

see
what yall nigga dont be remembrin was
we wuz ALWAYS
KINGS and QUEENS
dont be tryna act da goat jus' cuz yall on the internuts
youtube.com/watch?v=LeiFF0gvqcc

>when she sees you're not a dicklet

>ywn present her with octavian's head

Why the fuck isn't there a proper mobile version of Civ? Its design is fucking perfect for something like that, single or multiplayer

>playing a 10+ hours match
>on a cell phone
I really don't think it'll work senpai

Macedon was in the region of Greece, there was literally never a "Kingdom of Greece" in the ancient world, the region itself was referred to as Greece and the states within it were all considered Greek despite being divided and at war with each other fairly often.

>when you tell her you're not into pegging

SNIVELRY

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I am confused by this post, are you telling me that Cleopatra is a tranny?

>Not being into pegging
lol what a fag

gay

you know what's gayer?

fucking girls, faggot

Mommy

>tell her you're not into pegging
>she's mad
>I'm the gay one

????????

care to explain your "logic"? also:
>sex with 1 man and 1 woman
>gay
call it degeneracy or whatever, but that's not homosexual

NOTICE ME, ALEXANDER SENPAI.

DECLARE WAR ON ME.

SISSY JOHNNY NEEDS PRODUCTION BONUSES TO PRODUCE MORE PHALLIC-LIKE WONDERS.

NOTICE ME SENPAI.

Forgot image of the cuck. Sorry.

I just want them to put in a Gilgamesh like he is in Fate/Zero as a joke once. A blonde, red eyed bishonen.

I'll fuck you in the mouth for being such a little bitch, who's the faggot now?

Isnt he OP as fuck with those retarded bonuses? Just declare war all the time and keep that bonus rolling forever

>pic related is you

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I want to be her personal guard that she playfully flirts with much to my embarrassment and her amusement and arousal.

My king is better than your king.

nothing can ever top Queen Catherine.

except a horse

t. Ivan Ivanov Ivanovich

Stop this meme.

You're not Alexander!

PULLOED

>Alexandr Alexandrovich Alexandrov
FTFY

Sorry, I don't believe it either.

But you tee'd it up for me and I knocked it right out of the park.

>Prostate

The movie made that up. There's nothing in the sources that say or even imply it, Oliver Stone just inserted oedipal themes cause he was circle-jerking a bunch of different Greek myths into the plot.

>Gilgamesh.webm
Wasn't he a fictional demigod?