Daily reminder that splatoon2 main audience are 5-9 years old children and teens

Daily reminder that splatoon2 main audience are 5-9 years old children and teens

So?

>family friendly game advertised towards children is played by children
N-NANI??

He's mad that he's getting his ass kicked in Splatoon 2 by actual children.

Thanks doc.

Thanks doc.

Gracias, doctor.

>kids play video games

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

Cпacибo, дoктop.

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>around 15% are underage girls

This gives me motivation to play this game

I'm more surprised that the jap kids managed to make the game more civil than the american people who play the game. Education goes a long way.

thanks doc

Agreed, fuck Americans, i hope they all die, there is not a single good one among them fuck then all

You're assuming that the gender distribution is equal for all ages.

repeat after me
OBSESSED

Please do the world a favor and kill yourself yippy absolute waste of space you have done nothing except make the world a worse place to live

thanks doc

YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

Reminder that today is national hamburger day in America, yes they are that stupid to have a day off for one food item.
Here's hoping you all suffer heart attacks and die

Honestly, have you looked in the American square? 9/10 of the drawings are circlejerking and provocative.

the American square is garbage and you know it

>all those little girls playing Splatoon
It would be adorable if this had voice chat, I want to those cute voices.

This is why most of third parties hate nintendo console.
Those kids don't even know games that it's not nintendo

in japan
the western audience is 30+ year old "men"

Nintendo fans have already proven they can't handle that responsibility without committing sex crimes.

When was it proven?

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Pictochat.

There was also that game that takes pictures of you when you lose. I want to say it was a racing game, maybe Mario Kart, but I don't think so. But needless to say, that turned into distributing porn to minors very quickly.

When people were sending dick pics to children through Swapnote.

hahahahah oh my god. How can developers be so stupid? What did they think was going to happen?

>14
Too old to be cute anyway, also, he obviously wanted to bother her. If he really wanted pictures or the Skype, he would have first befriend her and go from that angle.

Those are fair enough.

After that Graph over 10 year olds are the by far biggest audience.

Why can't you read a graph OP?

Any community with a decent amount of kids will attract pedos user, be it Minecraft, CoD or Splatoon.

Why can't there be games filled with teen girls.

I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER KILL MYSELF THAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES MADE FOR CHILDREN

I don't know if anything replaced them, but there were tons of girls on Gaia, Neopets, that kind of thing. Hell, I lost my virginity at Anime Boston to a girl I met on Gaia.

Damn, I'm too old to interest the teens now, but that sounds like fun.

But only Australians get matched into games with Japanese players.

Thanks doc

calibrate your damn screen

Thanks doc. Kinda glad there isn't voice chat for all players, somehow playing a kids game against kids unleashes my autistic inner FPS Doug.

Friendly reminder that all Nintendo fans are neckbeard creepers.

>i-it's ok, he just wanted to bother her
No, it's not ok you creepy pedophile.

Salamat doktor

Thanks doc.

>I'm too old to interest the teens now
If you are good looking, you will actually interest teens more than a girl of their age.

I need to get fit I guess. Difficult to figure out which ones are legal though.

I'm not saying its ok, I'm saying that his goal wasn't to lewd her but to bother her.
And that 14yo don't really count as pedophilia, that's more like 12 and below.

I could just picture the sort of guy behind those posts.

Why do you care?
It's not like they go around sleeping with old guys, and if they do, they are big sluts and you will be just one of many.

I'm not sure I'd put it past the Japanese to just outright lie about this on account of how embarrassed they get about themselves sometimes.

Aw, I wish this was true.

arigato, sensei

Sorry user, I work out on the gym everyday and don't use vidya related clothing. Try your ad hominem another day.

MEEEEEEEEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC

Pics or GTFO.

Now, who is asking for pics of random people on the internet like a creep?

GTFO then you creepy pedophile.

Is there a more pathetic fanbase than the Nintendo one? If I was ruling the world, I'd imprison every single one of you.

>I'd imprison every single one of you.
>Imprisoning people for liking vidya
>calling others pathetic

Daily reminder that you are literally autistic if you get mad at people having fun legally

>pedophilia is legal
well you're not wrong

Prison is the least you deserve for liking pedo and furry shit.

>all the asshurt replies
Uh don't you guys have some yiff to draw on your Fischer price tablet to show to underage Japanese children you sick fucks?

*in japan

Thank you very much Captain Obvious.

The same holds true for any game that sells millions of units or more.