This is a story about a man named user

This is a story about a man named user.

All he did was fap to traps and that's it. Nothing ever changed for him. The end.

until one day no traps appeared on his screen

And he was forced to actually go out into the world, which he had not seen in a very long time. On account of the fapping.

When he came to a set of doors, he entered the one on the left.

Which brought him back to his basement, as he knew it would

But Tyrone was waiting for him

His big nigger dick dripped precum on the basement floor.
user decided to clean it up.

user decided to suck on his left testicle

>user sucks his right testicle

I SAID, user decided to suck on his left testicle!

Well this didnt take long for you faggots to ruin it

what did you honestly expect?

Well you know if you aren't going to follow the narrative, user, you might as well be free to do as you please. You did that in real life, and now look at you.

Whenever you're ready... user closed the thread and masturbated to 2D.

But he didn't close the thread, did he?

He's still here. Like he'll always be here.
This same forum. Forever.

And so he posted in the thread to continue the story.

Game of the Year until it gets a rerelease on Steam then it becomes overrated Youtube bait trash

Wiping his nose and clearing his throat.

user said, "That's it, get me off this boat!"

And quietly he creot toward the door.

To see what IRL had in store.

real life turned out to be more frightening than user ever imagined, traffic, loud noises, bright light from the sky, people holding hands in public, he was disgusted and horrified and quickly ran back to his computer

Something fun and creative?
Instead I get expired memes.

groups frequently ruin creativity, most of it comes from individual expression

But he found no relief there as there still weren't any traps on his computer. So instead he headed to the kitchen to satisfy his hunger..

Fair enough, I'm abandoning this thread gonna play some games now.

You realize it was released on Steam, right?

user couldn't fathom it, his adventures trapped behind DRM, he longed for slavic digital freedom