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>this is a thing
>they didn't even fucking try to make a joke
>autists will make this profitable
Fuck this gay Earth.

>Destroy this gay Earth.
FTFY :^)

:^)

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How long can you last?

>tumblr

>The Crow
>why does the crow laugh
>beacause they are mad ha ha ha I am also mad

This one.

this is why capitalism is evil.
this is pure waste of resources. it doesn't bring anything of quality, it's just there to milk cash from avid fans of a game and surrounding franchise (which is itself useless).
fuck

projecting

i don't buy crap that is so useless and worthless as that book, so no.

>bad jokes are capitalism fault

ebin

>how was plants born?
>BY COWS MILK
If my kid was this dumb I'd hang myself

This wouldn't exist if there wasn't an audience for it.

simply ebin

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>This wouldn't exist if there wasn't an audience for it.
Wrong. It wouldn't exist if the marketing people didn't think there was an audience for it. Which is to say that people won't necessarily buy it (especially if it's this bad).

>Bad jokes are evil

Hmmm.

Get ready for all the "if you don't like it, switch the channel" bullshit avoidance from faggots who don't understand that the point who decides what's on the TV in the first place.

>With Life
>what do you do with life?
>kill it

hmmmm

not even a good strawman

>knock knock
>who’s there
>parent
>parent who
>exactly I don’t know
I-Is he alright?

Jesus.
Who printed Tumblr fanfiction?

>what do you call a deer with no legs and arms
>still no idea
This one is genuinely funny.

>Crowley's penis was small, but he had still caused significant tears to the toddler's rectum.

I mean, it's not new or original.

how is that funny?

Only because you already know the first part, on it's own it's meaningless and shows that the child didn't understand the joke when they were told it

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this hurts

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Umi

>why was 10 afraid of 20

>because 20 is 10 times more than 10.

God. I hate this whole "gender revolution" that millennial are trying to do. It's nature. There're only two genders and the one anomaly

I can post a much worse thing.

There's actually a joke similar to this with a correct punchline:

>What do you call a deer with no eyes?
>"got no idear" (said with a southern/redneck accent; "no-eyed deer" huehue)

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Aren't they supposed to be good looking for non underfucked people?

true anti-humor, i aspire to this

The kid misunderstood the original joke about a deer with no eyes and tried to make his/her own.

hmmmmm

>i can see into the future

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WHY THE DRILL HOLY FUCK?!

I'm conflicted about this. Some of them could be easily written by kids, but then you get shit like
>Question) What word has the word lie in it?
>Answer) alien of course because scientist are lying about the truth!
and it's obvious it's bullshit just going for notes.

Wish I had link to these games again

Fucking tumblr

>what do you do with life?
>kill it
Damn.

>Steve makes white wool red (bed joke)

woah

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>anti-humor
Let's post some actual good shit
youtube.com/watch?v=ZQl68t3GMbE

would it not be 4 men? was that the joke?

This proves a live audience will laugh at literary anything.

>4 men have eight heads

>4 men with 8 heads

Neither would be correct
8 men have 16 arms
4 men have 4 heads

so easy to bait headlets

They do.

They know exactly what they're there for. If you get what level he's on, and what his style is, then you're in for a good time. I think he's hilarious, but most people don't understand it. His live album when he opened for Tenacious D is filled with boos, and a lot of silence, apart from a few jokes.

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>Go to a family dinner
>Cousin shows up with her kids
>They spend the whole night playing on their phones and watching youtube videos on speaker while eating
>Eventually take a look at one of the phones
>She's playing one of these games but with aliens and facial infections
>Suddenly lose my appetite
Also why are these so popular with kids? I thought it was just that kids would get them because they recognize the characters but once they see the game themselves they would be grossed out and stop. Also watching the parents look over and help out in the game was even worse

Holy shit WOKE

>what has eight legs eight heads and 8 arms
>8 men

Don't tell me that this is fetishism stuff.

Macabre curiosity, I guess ?

If this sells, it shows there is a market for it.

This isn't a problem, it is an opportunity.

Write a good one of these joke books and you could be rolling in retard dollars.

Excellent.


Besides, what's your alternative?

You anti-capitalist retards never know what the fuck you're actually talking about with regard to economics, and I do so enjoy reading your unbelievably flawed little theories.

Much like reading one of these shit joke books...

Maybe you should sell your ideas to other idiots?

There's more stinky steve books

would it not be 4 men? was that the joke?

Why is this a thing?

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>mfw I can remember playing this

I can't recall if anyone ever saw me play it though.

>what did the teacher say to da monkey?
>stop being bananas
wow

some real truth bombs in there

>book 4
god bless this green earth