You enter the world of the last game you played

You enter the world of the last game you played.

Describe how long you survive and what caused your death, and we will guess what game it is. I'll start easy.

>cut into paper dolls, survived to the first stage boss

Lived until I was middle aged.
Died in the swimming pool because God hates me.

The sims?

10/10

>either zombies burst in and eat me
>not even one day

Walk out the door-

>play cards and have fun drinking in taverns
>die on my way home getting drowned or abducted to another dimensons

Drowning is the most likely cause of death. Or getting eaten by fish.

Subnautica

>live in sonic's world
>can't get to the convenience store because of all the loop de loops
>hunt the little animals

is it... Sonic?

Safe, I remember almost everything about this game so I'm good; might get tricky if I don't have a menu.

>Try to make a short cut
>Jump down 3 feet
>Dies

No

Witcher 3

>Try to make a break for the human village
>little girls hunt me down and eat me alive

>be 20 or 30 somethimg average joe
>morning commute on the subway
>out of nowhere train goes off the rails
>mfw I'm gonna be late for work

thats actually pretty kinky user i look forward to learning this game oh boy

I just spend the rest of my life fishing and collecting capes
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Shadow the Edgehog

I'd either starve or go insane, probably because I lack the proper knowledge and motivation to live in a wilderness where decorative tables come to life and follow me around in my peripheral vision at night.

Touhou, I get lost on the forest and I get killed by a youkai.

Rainbow Six: Siege
I feel I already live in this world.

Tekken. Itd be okay if I wasnt a fighter

>live peacefully for a few years
>some fuckers drop from orbit screaming "OI"
>stepped on

Whatever floats your boat.

Perhaps 10 years in most of the world (death resulting from infection, disease, accidents, violence: the typical historical causes for adult death), 30 years in Pangaea (given that they've cast Gift of Health and disease and injury shouldn't be a problem but otherwise the same deal) and a month in Lemuria (starvation).

>walk down the street
>bump into someone
>they beat me up using crazy moves
>shoot me with guns, stab me with knives and pummel me with bats
>I still survive. I actually never die in this world.

few days
at first i just played my guitar
but than glowing eyes killed me in in my sleep

Metro Manager or whatever that minimalistic one is called.

>how long you'd survive
About 3-4 seconds
>what caused your death
Mauled and/or eaten by a horde of demons

Left 4 dead?

Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine, actually:^)

Get out of here stalker.

Runescape?

ye

>how long I survive
Depends if I can get a watch, but hopefully if I can just free enough shit from the crank one of them will give me one at some point
>cause of death
ghost shenanigans, probably related to the king who straight up killed a kid for saving him, it would be fun for a bit at least

>stuck in some floating area in space or something
>too afraid to try and leave

i'm not special enough to be in the overwatch crew, so i'm just one of those npc's in the rally i guess.

p5

I'd much rather live in the Tekken universe as myself. Watching fights would be much more entertaining. Fuck McGregor vs Mayweather, I wanna see Paul fight Marshall Law

Dead Space

Bingo!

Nope.

Enter the Ark.

Might live for a couple days if I'm out in the middle of fucking nowhere. In that scenario I'll live long enough to starve to death, in the scenario which I'm around anything I get killed by a grunt almost instantaneously.

>Midgame
>Come across a dude with a flamethrower and get burned to death instantly.

>Probably a few years depending on how good my tactics are
>Captured by the enemy and raped to death

Prey?

Eiter vivisected, die from wierd goo or just continue to live own life. Or die due overworking as pop star

>leave first settlement
>killed by giant fire spewing dragonflies

>Probably until old age, so long as I have cat backup and guild approval
>Without out it, hip-check that shouldn't have connected

>Comedy Night
Guess i'll live

>open chest in a dungeon
>serpent-like creature tries to eat my face
>closest helper jumps to her death instead of helping
>"It's so small, it doesn't pose a thread to us!"
>gets eaten before the rest of the my dickheaded party gets their shit together

Mon hun 2

>live until about middle age
>some fucking chinamen go full on jackie chan and kick my shit in because im not affiliated with them and dont pay protection money for my shitty fake dvd stand

doom
dragons doggo

Sleeping Dogs?

correct, honestly surprised people remember it

>Doom
Correct!!

>GTA with kung fu and parkour
I hope they make a sequel

Survive until i ran out of drugs and a monster bites of my head.

A couple of minutes. Angry pickles will devour me.

>become a wealthy gatherer and craftsman
>live a mostly safe life in a desert town
>fuck shortfolk and catgirls every day
I can deal with this universe

>derelict kingdom of bugs
>get infected by some orange shit
>some knight cuts me open and i explode

Lisa

>I survived 60 days and died because I built a wooden panic room and a fire wolf set it on fire with me inside

Don't starve?

>one day
>Murdered in the steppes by bandits

evil within... not long...

I'm browsing Sup Forums and happen to read a Sup Forumstard spamming Sup Forums with a thread about how there was definitely someone behind the freak accident where the politician had a chandelier drop on top of him. I chuckle and move on with my life.

-get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.

>Teammate with nep profile pic shoots me in the back and t-bags me
>We had barely just spawned

2 minutes, hit by a bladed car multiple times, while watching football match on stadium.

CSGO?

mount and blade?

Guess again

Went to get a coffee, got murdered by my coffee mug.

Prey 2017

Yep

> how long you survive
A few months I guess, in some heavily secured secret bunker swarming with bodyguards.
> what caused your death
A enemy operation targeting me specifically. Either just cut down randomly during the fight, or captured to be vivisected.

>Warhammer total war

Oh dear

Bingo.

Canceled sadly

Mini metro, but not the right answer I think

5-10 minutes, electrocuted by Nazi doctor/torturer

Depends whether I start in a main city or the tutorial area. Main city I can live pretty much indefinitely stealing food or begging. If I start in the tutorial level I may as well stay in my cell. Although technically I'll live forever. Even though im technically dead.

poked to death by a katana, a pitchfork, and a gladius, all at the same time. wouldn't survive the first gank.

hitman

Yes!
Είσαι kαλός εσυ!

oblivion

call of duty

one hour, beaten to death by an angry shrek

Kind of depends where I start. I have some wilderness survival training and am used to the cold. But I'll probably get killed by wolves if I don't starve to death first.
Few weeks

Close, ESO

Yep. To be specific it was Don't Starve Together. I was retarded as fuck for not building a stone panic room. The worst thing is that my friend and me thought about it but didn't give enough of a fuck to demolish the old panic room to build a new one, that and frugality.

>with my vast fore-knowledge of the land I manage to survive for a couple of weeks
>one day I'm out in a field doing a job for someone, and a reverberating "HUH!" echos toward me
>my blood runs cold as I know my time has come
>everything fades to black as I'm burnt to ashes

>Survive pretty well in a small village
>Try my hand being a prospector
>Die by a gecko biting and chomping me
or
>Head east and try joining the """bad guys"""
>Get nailed to a cross

Probably like 3 hours.
Raped by a troll.

You got it

I survive for probably a few hours.
About 2 hours in I'm captured by the city watch for snooping in places I shouldn't be and my mind is probably raped for info on the rebels.