Player tries to look away

>player tries to look away
>each time he checks it gets worse

THE CITY OF STAR CITIZEN

>mfw I actually kickstarted this with $20

Probably the worst "gamer" acting to date. I'm assuming the players fucked a bunch of things up because the speaker kept giving them stern queues. Facial recognition through webcam is previewed and looks laughably bad even without the garbage acting. Really great reaction images from those. Smooth sailing for a little while as players leave orbit. Crash happens and halts progress for like 10 minutes with the lead speaker going red in the face and aggressively issuing orders to try and salvage the presentation. Restart happens and the players have to start from the very beginning of the demo. This time however during a conversation with an npc, the camera keeps switching to the player character making some goofball clown face with aforementioned facerig for whatever reason. I can't even begin to explain how funny this was. Pure comedy. More crappy bugs pop up here and there and for some reason the improv gamer dialogue continues even though theyre just trying to get back to the point before the crash. Finally get back into space, no crashes this time. Space ship stutters like its on a rail line because I guess they haven't coded any sort of inertia. Players reach a crashed ship. Audio levels are all over the place and the banter persists. Gamer girl somehow gets fucking lost inside the crashed ship. Both players then eventually leave the crash site and are met with pirates I'm assuming. Space ships shoot at our main characters as they eventually start fighting back and call for back up. Back up arrives featuring the first new mega ship in the game. Mega ship takes about 5 minutes at about 5 inches per second to land and pick up our main characters. Main characters attempt to board the ship with their car via ramp when the car fails and falls through the ramp. "Third times the charm" is said as the car then literally explodes at the bottom of the ramp. Player that wasn't killed in the car then goes up to the bridge alone and says, "Thanks for saving us."

you dumb motherfucker
if the money rolling in was less than $20 mil we'd have squadron 42 by now without any of this dumb shit.

It was 2012. I didn't know

I'd prefer they show actual gameplay even if it means seeing some bugs.

We know the game isn't finished yet. I think it's a good thing that they're willing to show something that's not polished and refined because they want people to see new features.

Why don't they start off with a more modest project that focuses on getting the engine and core mechanics right, and then if that's successful they can build on it in sequels? Gotta walk before you can run and all that.

can someone explain what happens

SIX FUCKING YEARS TRICKING IDIOTS LIKE YOU

Because people flung tens of millions of dollars at them. So they figured they could staff up and go bigger. Ideas keep getting tacked on instead of making a base level and working from there. If it ever even comes out, which it wont, it's going to be the most disjointed game ever

What is it with Star Citizen fans exhibiting cult-like behaviour

They're in way the fuck too deep.

Buyers remorse is not a meme.

>people paid thousands for this

I mean, I've played the actual game. It's fun.

I'm not sure why you think they're tricking people.

sunk cost fallacy

I guess they spent thousands of dollars on shitty ships.

Personally I backed the lowest amount possible and already got my money's worth out of it. It would be nice to see it actually come out one day and deliver but I wouldn't really be too bothered if it never did.

I remember being hyped up when I found about it a while back and then forgot about it. I remembered it recently and it STILL isn't finished. I mean I understand the scale and difficulty but it looks like they just bit off more than they can chew

They're way too far in, and they don't want to admit that they probably fell for a scam.

wohar, this is the power of kick start projects

next time get a tasty steak user

How does Chris manage to reconcile his ridiculously high standards with the fact that the game is utter garbage?

Stop spacing your posts like that or go back to >Reddit. Fucking cuck.

"ITS STILL IN ALPHA ITS OKAY GUYS!!!!!!!"

it's 2190days in alpha you desperate fuck

admitting theyre wrong would mean that they spend hundred or thousand dollars on a shit product

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Why are there so many fags spacing like this now?

See

You need to contain this level of autism.

Now? Are you new?

Look at that guy's face, he is like
>eh look at a-this fucking idiot, mama mia

It's getting worse.

At least we got one good kikestarter game.

We do it to trigger autismos like you. Cuck

Who is >we?

Sure.

>It's STILL not finished

It's not "we" as in "everybody" but "we" as in a specific group of people.

>a specific group of people
Yeah, redditors

Since it's clear that you would have associated whatever I said with the reddit boogeyman, then sure. Just know that your autism towards that site is pretty fuckin stupid.

>r/gaming

t. defensive angry redditor

t. autistic angry manbaby

Stop typing like that or go back to

LMAO

I don't browse Sup Forums. I'm not retarded. Now fuck off, cuck.

So current Sup Forums is illiterate and/or underage enough to call double-spacing "reddit".

No, you do not fit in yet. Consider going back.

I didn't ask what boards you browsed. I said if you're going to type like that, do it on Sup Forums.

>Tossed a few bucks at what seemed like a cool idea years ago
>Forget about it
>tfw I own a full copy of Star Citizen now
>tfw if it ever releases I'll have it
>tfw been mocking it for years having forgotten that I gave the bare minimum to own a copy that one time

Why did this suddenly become >le reddit spacing?

People have been spacing like that since before reddit even existed. How else are you supposed to seperate stuff properly in the tiny reply box?

is there footage of this trainwreck?

>that tire

Didn't think Mass Effect Andromeda was getting dlc, but looking great so far

it might just be a recent shitposting meme.

How can everything be so shit just in 5 years.....

It's a Sup Forums thing. Whenever you type in most places, you naturally start to paragraph, aka hitting shit+enter to enter a new line when you type.
However whatever way Sup Forums works, this spaces out what you're saying as opposed to it being a more confined clump of text.
Some autist decided that "THAT'S WHAT THEY DO ON REDDIT" and reckons that anyone who paragraphs while typing on Sup Forums is automatically from reddit.
It never gained much ground and is usually a last resort on Sup Forums when people don't really know how to respond to a post.

tl;dr-It's just Sup Forums being retarded again

Been here since 2007. Spacing shit is fine. This isn't:

>

Kill yourself, cuck.

>Sup Forums being retarded again

has Sup Forums ever done anything positive other than partially containing the worst autism?

The day Sup Forums was created was the day Sup Forums died. I'd rather share my board with literal nazis than with redditfags like you.

There's been some decent laughs here and there I guess but not really, no. It wouldn't be so bad if the posters there din't try and force their board culture on every board.
Whenevr I'm on /his/ for example and I see people spamming cuck, leftypol accusations or generally all that stuff, it annoys me since these are likely people who want Sup Forums to be for their likeminded friends but also who make it the most accessible shit in the world.

Reddit boogeyman was another nail in the coffin because as soon as there's an opinion that goes against the Sup Forums Accepted Facts and Opinions it means it's from reddit.


Sup Forumsfags want Sup Forums to be a hugbox for them. Sup Forums is just new Sup Forums only it's more accessible.

you should've pulled out as soon as they started talking about online sandbox shit

I don't even browse Sup Forums. They're conspiracy theorists and retards. Go back to >Reddit.

Spacing paragraphs is fine.

Spacing single sentences that are about the same exact thing (like I'm doing right now) isn't. I don't know if it's reddit or phoneposters, it's retarded and it needs to stop
>b-but I do it on purpose to trigger autists like you!! XD
In other words you're shitposting. Believe it or not, shitposting is against the rules.

I'm good thanks.

This.

Sup Forums hasn't contained shit since the time moot tried deleting it because of how shit it had gotten.

>I'd rather share my board with literal nazis than with redditfags
Why not both?

is this what they mean whey they say "Sup Forums ruined another thread"

Too bad you don't get a choice in the matter spergotron.

Stay strong, soon they will think they are strong enough to actually change things, do some virgin revolt, and all get sent to jail.

show me an example of somebody spacing out their sentences with similar subjects.

It doesn't seem as common as you portray it.

Yes
>somebody says something stupid
>OH MY GOD POL, GO BACK
>I'm not from pol
>OMG YES YOU ARE POL POL POL IS SHIT GO BACK TO POL NAZI POL
>can you stop?
>POLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOLPOL

Well I'm telling you if you're going to to type like that then you should probably go back to rebbit

Literally your own post. God damn how retarded are you?

I'm not seeing what you mean.

I mean I'm literally doing it to piss you off after all.

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>gosh guys it's just a boogyman how can you assume this guy going KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK is yet another example of Sup Forums spewing its garbage everywhere

If only they went back

This guy gets it.

You're forgetting that the "something stupid" is always something that spawned from Sup Forums

>but they actually WERE a pancake

>already got my money's worth out of it

>I'm only pretending to be retarded.

yeah man

what else am I going to do with my spare time on a Sunday morning?

Playing videogames, with me.

It seems to be vidya that gets the fuckups in kickstarter. Kingdom Death was a kickstarter boardgame that got a shitload of money over its expected amount and it released ages ago.
Its pretty good too.

Obsessed

Woah, slown down.

I just played Hollow Knight for 9 hours, I'm on break right now.

The shitposting literally started with some autist whining about le reddit spacing, which is some retardation from Sup Forums

>for the past 9 hours he's been playing hollow knight into the early sunday morning, instead of sleeping
>to take a break he shitposts on Sup Forums instead of getting some much needed sleep.
Come on user, don't treat yourself like this.

where is this happening? Please show me the post you're referring to.

I work the nightshift, I've been up for around 12 hours now.

Why can't Scam Citizen drones just admit they are wrong? It's cool, everyone makes mistakes, but let's not kid ourselves.

>"b-but I already got my money's worth!!!"

You backed this project to be a complete, finished product. It will never be finished, and you know it.

but I thought Sup Forums was reddit? how do you even know it comes from Sup Forums? do you browse it?

>reddit spacing came from Sup Forums
Do you have a single fact to back that up?

same reason jews cry every time someone questions why they're extorting money from the German government.

as a reddit user i can tell you, for some reason you need to double space lines to produce a single line break


so accidental "reddit spacing" would actually look like this


ya jabronies

The Holocaust?

retarded newfag

Makes sense. Star Citizen is probably just as big a scam as the holocaust.

>Scam citizen thread
>SC defense force slides thread off topic with shitposting about Sup Forums and reddit
>Another thread derailed

Pottery. Mods please delete this thread now.