Game merchandise thread

Pic related finally came in the mail, and it's great.

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Good for you

Thanks, I had a great time with it

imgur.com/a/53kFb

are you going to remodel it?

Fascinating. How can I unsub from your blog by the way.

i'm gonna guess it wasn't the only thing that came

Damn, Samus is ripped. I'm jelly OP

Post vid nigga

waiting this from the mail

Should have put a layer of plastic wrapper over it first.
Like, fuck your pad all you want. It's a sexy piece of work and I would have done it too. But at least protect your mousepad.

You can clean the surface but some of the semen will sink inside of the pad and you won't get rid of it. And eventually it'll get grosser and grosser.

How could I not?

You know it. See
I know right? It's pretty tight.

I have a video, but it's not from me finishing. It was just something a recorded during.

Yeah, I realized that. I'll be careful for next time.

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step it up

Post anyway

That's just part of it mane. Buy two if you actually want to use one.

holy shet, musclegirls are my krypronite

Yeah, I actually bought a second one. I know, a little greedy, but whatever.

That, aside from that ass of course, is the main reason I bought it.

Post the video.

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Dunno what host to use

youtube

mixtape.moe/

blacked dot com

hownew.ru

It was mostly a spur of the moment thing, so it's nothing interesting

my.mixtape.moe/azulhb.mp4

waiting for this in the male.

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None of you ever plan on bringing a girl to your room, right?

That is the dirtiest camera lens I've ever seen

A real go getter.

For fuck's sake.

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>bringing a girl to your room
ewwww

that's a lot of hair

If I let a woman get close enough to come into my room she's not going to be the type that would even be remotely bothered by something like that.

Dude.
Trim that shit.

OP delivers, now clean your fucking camera.

>tfw I have had a woman in my apartment twice

It's not too bad. She didn't even mind my physical hentai collection.

>"Do you find those erotic?"

I replied with that some were kind of hot and others just funny. She was like "alright"

Women aren't necessarily dangerous.

I'm a man of my word. But yeah, that's what I get for recording with a broken camera lens.

Madman

To be honest I like the idea of Samus being muscular. Heck "tough" women in gaming being more muscular in general.

Nu Lara Croft makes he laugh out loud with her spinky figure and baby fat. No way in hell she could even pull off half the stuff she does in those games with her figure.

braapp

stop body shaming you ableist pig!

I agree. Classic Lara just looked over all more fit for her job.

>wh*te "men"
LOL

>not putting lube

Unless getting chaffed by fabric is your fetish.

Well damn. Someone up and reported me.

>brown bois

i would buy this if it came with real ass smell

>Buy mouse pad
>Fart on it

You're welcome

>whitebois are literally fucking mousepads because they can't get any pussy

What did I miss? Upload it somewhere.

Where do I buy one? Asking for a friend

>bringing a girl to your room
>inviting anyone to your home

youtube.com/watch?v=gSWS3HHCUUI

>brown bois

Just buy one of those real schoolgirl scent bottles from Zipangu and douse it with that

the video clip of laughably small cock

Rubbing my cock on the pad cheeks.

Here's the seller's selection.
m.ebay.com/sch/c_viper/m.html?isRefine=true&_pgn=1&_nkw=seller:c_viper&_sasl=c_viper&LH_BIN=1&loadLocalAspects=true

Are these even comfortable to fuck?

Check your history and post again my dude

please repost the video

I am monitoring this thread in wait of the video

With a little bit of lube, and a lot of imagination

If you upload it to pornhub or something and send us the link the janitors won't delete it

Also comes in Justin Bailey.

Spotted the underage.

My mom thinks my figurines are cute

Not exactly vidya but I own pic related

I wouldn't be able to use that as a mousepad, it'd get too crusty way too fast.

Phew... Dat expression doh.

what figs?

>girl

Misaka Mikoto and Shirai Kuroko from Raildex and Kenshin from Sengoku Rance currently waiting for Kat (is supposed to release this month) and Raven from Gravity Rush

Does it have genuine ass smell too?

nice

What would your parents think ?

>"at least he's not a faggot"
tfw slav

>damn that's a big ass
>sure dad

and then he fucked you

I prefer this one, because those seams going down the ass on the zero suit aren't textured.

my parents have no self-awareness and are neurotic as fuck with their own fucked up interests and habits, i'm not particularly concerned what they'd think about it.

>not having your dad rail you from behind several times per day
get on my level

>tfw this is probably the only footfag pandering mousepad in existence and it's not available anywhere

i just want something to spice up my masturbatory life

You have a micropenis

i take it you've undertaken "extensive research" to find out they don't have similar products anywhere?

I swear foot-faggotry is just a meme to trigger people here and to confuse cam models.

how do I get one? I need this.

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Mom had a hearty chuckle the first time she saw this, while dad joked about letting him pinch her tits.

Oh god that tumblr face

My mom bought one of these for me.

I honestly forgot for a minute that these could be used as mouse pads

She needs to chill with the synthol.

>a few drops of clear cum
Stop jerking off so much you fucking virgin

God damnit i wanted to see

Why not just let you play with her own tits instead?

>dad joked about letting him pinch her tits.
>joked about
Poor man, doesn't get enough action. Why not get him an onahole? A good one?

i wanna nuzzle those breasts and fall asleep very cozy