Half life wiki

>half life wiki
>gman article
>"characters aware of gman" section
>adrian shephard, eli vance, gordon freeman
>boxcar joe
>fucking boxcar joe
Why the hell would gman give a shit about boxcar joe?

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probably did something for him like Gordon does

That's clearly just John Freeman in uniform

Half Life 2 was a tech demo with really boring gameplay and an empty world, stop trying to pretend it has any sort of interesting world or lore. Nobody except neckbeard spergs cared about HL3 by 2011. your manufactured outrage over Valve canning it is meaningless.

>My opinion is objectively right
Neck urself m'man

What? No, that's Gordon Frohman

>many people like something I don't like
>this makes me extremely upset and I need to share my butthurt with everyone at every opportunity
Ok.

He's right though.

>the way I feel > the way you feel
why even post?

No, you're not.

He fixed Gman's ride, duh!

>talking about something that hasn't even been mentioned yet
Trying really hard to shitpost, aren't you faggot?

>If I accuse him of samefagging that means I win the argument

Get fucked retard, your game is trash.

So what are your top 5s?

We get it, you're extremely mad that something you don't like is popular. You made that abundantly clear the first time. Contain your autism and learn to deal with having opinions.

>learn to deal with having opinions.

You're the one having a fit because people are calling your game shit here.

>not defending things you like
You're a beta, aren't you

>Deliberately going into a thread of a game you don't like
cuck

>goes into a thread for a game he hates
>throws a spergfest over people liking something he doesn't like
>b-but it's OTHER people that are having a fit!
Fuck off, retard.

(you)'re retarded

STOP RESPONDING TO THE SHITTER YOU FUCKING PLANETOIDKEKS

How would you use portal technology to destroy a dyson sphere?

That looks like mike from half in the bag

hit the road jack

>only one person in this thread recognizes John Freeman
What a sad state Sup Forums is in

Quality bait.

100% agree except for the second last sentence. The episodes redeemed HL 2 slightly.

Classic Sup Forums shitstorm brewing

>"consider it done"
>shoot portal on giant platform in space
>hurl it at black hole
>shoot another portal at sphere dearie
>ZAM sphere sucked into whole

>I need to kill fast and bullets too slow

Why were the pants dead, Sup Forums?

Male #7 is actually referred to as Mike in the game files and in real life.

is this Ito-posting?

>dad mom has dead

JOHN FREEMAN WHO WAS GORDEN FREEMANS BROTHER WAS ONE DAY AN OFFICE

>JOHN FREEMAN

>We get actually get Episode 3 in game form one day
>It follows the blogpost almost word for word
>Reach the end of the game
>Gordon looks out in horror at the combine Dyson sphere and it looks just as fuckhuge as you could imagine
>The hopelessness and dread is felt as Gordon Silently approaches the behemoth of a fortress
>Someone walks up behind Gordon and puts a hand on his shoulder right in the middle of the cutscene, disrupting the flow
>"It is time to live up to our family name..." he says while bringing out a supercharged physgun gun
>Fade to black
>youtube.com/watch?v=xKuT8f7gSXA

IF YOU DO NOT AGREE TO MY DEMANS TOO LATE

NORMAL PEOPLE CLOSE

Just proves that Reddit is better if you want to have an actual discussion about video games.

People just come here to shitpost now.

ALREADY BLOWN TO SMITHEROONS

Didn' t g-man talk to several people during Half-life 1 or am I shitting myself?

they all dead

ZOMBIES GOASTS
LEAVE THIS PLACE

...

BUT THIS IS OUR HOUSE :'(

AND JOHN FREEMAN FELT SORRY FOR THEM BECAUSE THEY COULDNT LIVE THERE ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY WERE ZOMBIE GOASTS

Well, just because Freeman is most useful tool doesn't mean there can't be anyone else of use to G-Man.

Just let it go, before some fag links it to Reddit and forces it into the ground.