How come the wheat field was perfectly maintained?

How come the wheat field was perfectly maintained?

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It was because of the Dyson sphere.

They probably had drones harvesting it at regular intervals or something.

Combine need wheat too.

Wait, was all of humanity wiped out or just Aperture Science? I thought you had just been forgotten about and were trying to escape, but the outside world was still more or less functioning.

Because of the combine harvesters. Duh.

I've heard this story before

Combine have Dyson Sphere they don't need a shit.

lol

Having infinite energy doesn't mean you no longer need to eat. Especially since Combine teleport tech is pretty limited, so they can't just teleport over large amounts of food from their farm planets or whatever.

whoa doggie

Because Gordon Freeman won, in a distant future.

That's what I thought too,

What happened to Chell afterwards?

That really activates the ole almonds.

Same thing that happened to Gordon after episode 2.

Officially, fucking nothing.

Mating press by James Dyson of Dyson vacuum cleaning and nigh infinite energy solutions.

No one said anything about combine harvester yet.

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Well fuck

Portal 1 happens during the time of HL2. GlaDos even has dialogue hinting that she's the only thing keeping the combine out of the facility.

what dialogue

So Combine know about Borealis but they don't know about Aperture Labs? With their power they could breach those labs without problem.

She farted really loudly

There's a whole wiki of Glados's dialogue

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dyson_sphere
>The concept of the Dyson sphere was the result of a thought experiment by physicist and mathematician Freeman Dyson
>Freeman
wat
Those pigs at Valve we’re planning this all along

Mods are asleep post GLaDOS

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okay but what's the connection

Wait, so Gordon Freeman was hurled in the same timespan where Chell also happens to be right now?

yes and they are adam and eve and fuck and save the world by shitting out kids

that's the fanfic version of it anyway

Lung cancer from the white gel
Bone cancer from the blue gel

Take your pick

They picked the name “Freeman” because he was the inventor of the Dyson Sphere concept. So they had been researching Dyson Spheres before the original even came out. Named the main character off of its inventor. I just thought it was interesting since the revelation of HL3’s story came out.

She's talking about an actual combine.
Fucking city folk

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>World is repopulated with mute kids
Can believe it.

I think mantis men, deadly neurotoxin, and turrets can pose quite a problem

What about the orange one? Premature ejaculation?

I wonder how that fart would've smelled after all that time holding it up at the laboratories

NICE

Explain why the ending of Portal has the sky combine free.

Portal is before HL2, 2 is way after and shows the resistance wins in the end

ha ha

>portal 2 was valves way of giving us a conclusion to half-life without making a third game

How the hell can one AI keep out a military force with gasmasks, killer robots with plasma rockets, and numbers. If the Combine found Aperture they'd flood the place with an occupational force.

the borealis is kilometers underground with a fuckton of deathrooms in between

no, seriously, aside of the yoshi meme just imagine for a second that stinky fart getting inside your nostrils.. mmmmfmffhfhfhfh...

With neurotoxin and turrets and portals and combustible lemons.

Haha

Find out in the next exciting episode of Half-Life!

GLADOS has turrets that fire the whole bullet. Sorry, but you cant fight that

That's a whole 65% more bullet per bullet!

>gas masks
>rifles that shoot energy balls that vaporize everything it touches
Really the only way I can see Combine getting killed in any way is being crushed or having portals appear and making them fall off high places. But they'd more than likely bomb their way out of the testing area and stay in the guts of the place.

>hidden facility deep under the earth
>a random place in the antarctic
Which could possibly be the safer place to put your teleporting boat

>GlaDos opens portal above an incinerator
>Keeps opening other end at feet of soldiers
>They all die before they can bomb shit.

GlaDos can't open portals

Her robots can.

Also
>solid sunshine
>lazors
>companion cube
>moving and rebuilding rooms

Mantis men are dead, she wasted the neurotoxin and the turrets are shit.

Please show me where it is "perfectly maintained".

This bit, right here

Honestly I care alot more about portal than half life.

I hope half life isn't kill as well desu.

lel

Are you retarded?

It's honestly surprising to me they didn't cash in on Portal more...it had a lot of traction. Weird.

that would require them to make a game, which would require them doing work

as opposed to not doing work and literally just making money for doing nothing by way of owning steam

Same.

I have yet to even play Half Life 2, should I go for it? Gonna need it flr xbox, my laptop is toaster tier.

>that would require them to make a game
They already have a game though, they could have completely recycled the entirety of the work done on Portal 2, give it a new story and levels, then increment the number. Easy money. That's why it's surprising.

Yeah you should. Has some of the best levels in FPS history. Pretty great story, fantastic soundtrack, and art is amazing

Whatever the sequel would have been to the script would most likely have included the portal gun. If there's going to be anything related to portal anymore it will be in a half life game.

>Gonna need it flr xbox, my laptop is toaster tier.
It should run on your toaster laptop. Don't know if you mean xbox hueg or 360, but both are passable. Xbox hueg version is like a time capsule, still runs the old 2004 version of the engine and never really saw an update. Still has the wrinkled dick vortigaunts.

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>"Are you trying to escape? [chuckle] Things have changed since the last time you left the building. What's going on out there will make you wish you were back in here."

>"I have an infinite capacity for knowledge, and even I'm not sure what's going on outside."

>"All I know is I'm the only thing standing between us and them. Well, I was."

>turrets
>that can be stopped by a somewhat strong breeze
>thinking they'll stop a galaxy superpower

If you really think those test turrets are anything compared to the defense weaponry that aperture has you might be slow.

I'm sure Wheatley had something to do with that.

>user who's never played the game

Combine masks don't do shit. Throw pheropods on them.

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What if
GlaDOS was just trying to make shit up to stop Chell from fucking everything up

Then the writers would have made up a less Half Life sounding reason to not go outside.

The "I was" part is probably referencing Gordan and the resistance

>GlaDOS was just trying to make shit up to stop Chell from fucking everything up
Seems like a waste of what could have been a really cool reference to the 7 hour war/black mesa incident

No, that was when Glados was damaged
It's a line from the boss fight

I think combine assaulted Aperture Science for some time. They also probably found a way in old complex, where Borealis was supposed to be - that is what caused premature launch of bootstrap device and teleporting ship away. After loosing this piece of tech, combine probably resumed assault on new complex, and perhaps even broke inside - this now led to activating GLaDOS with hastily attached purple core.
Upon activation she, as she did before, tried to murder everyone she could locate in AS, and once all scientists and combine were dead, she quickly began to setup turrets, obstacles and so on. We can assume that combine were not assed too much about portals which require shooting moonstone-covered walls, plus, since GLaDOS took full control of facility, it's not illogical to think that she had, being ultra-corporation-loyal worker, a final kill-switch to destroy all valuable data.
So, combine took it all in consideration and probably just left, since GLaDOS is unlikely to help anyone at all.

Actually, she can. She does it for you at the start of Portal 1.

As you can see, if you leave a wheat field untended weeds'll grow up in all sorts of places.

youtube.com/watch?v=9bse9_MI5nc

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Would you?

Oh, guess I forgot l, it's been a while since I've played Portal

Usually I'm disappointed by how awful audio porn is... but this one doesn't sound too bad

would I?

Portal 2 has several nods to Greek mythology. A wheat field is the Greek's version of heaven. So either, it's just a metaphorical reference to this to show that Chell is free and her journey is over, or.... she died. Those turrets at the end shot her.

I believe the exact location of Aperture Science is kept secret. The Combine doesn't know where it is. They know what U.S. state it's in, but not where the entrance is. It's underground and the front door is a shed; it's well hidden.

I'm not sure GLaDOS would win but she most certainly would put up one hell of a fight for the Combine, for sure. She might not even try to fight them though. Oh, you need that ship? Here's the elevator to it, just don't fuck up my labs and I don't give a shit.

Me too.

Cover me, I'm going in

That makes 20 accounts officially

well done

>I believe the exact location of Aperture Science is kept secret
Did you forget the parking lot of Aperture Science in the first game? I doubt an explosion like that went unnoticed.

>putting GlaDOS into a meat sac
shut it down, if you're not going to fuck the robot you should just off yourself for being such a disgusting subhuman waste of space.

I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER AND I'LL GIVE YOU THE KEY

Video Game Logic.

>maintained
It's grass. It doesn't need maintaining.

I am sure it's guy's voice edited in some software but damn I got boner.