Why did he turn her down?

Why did he turn her down?

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it just wouldnt be right

her dad is the president and his boss

because Japanese games don't have romance in them.

because it would be gay

Because all of the male protagonists in RE are homosexuals.

cmon steve wanted that ass so hard

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Yeah, you don't fuck your bosses' daughter, especially when he's the president of the United States.

I wouldn't fuck my Boss's daughter, especially if he was the fucking president.

overtime fucking sucks bro

How does that not make it even better, wth

It's wrong to sleep with teenage girls

AHAHAHAHHAHAHA

wait is that really eggman?

holy shit it really looks like him but I don't think it is
he has more fat in the face

Leon makes good choices. That's why he has a kick ass job and you live your regular existence

pls tell me it's really eggy

a few months ago he posted a video dancing with a trap
Maybe he lost a few pounds I really don't know
all I know is that when I saw it I couldn't stop laughing for 15 minutes

Leon has yellow fever.

Quite literally, it wouldn't be a very professional thing to do. It's not a Bond film.

The whole idea that he's either gay or only into Ada (the reason he gives) is shot down immediately after when he hits on Hunnigan. Unless it's because he feels she's ugly (not likely, and in-universe she's supposed to be quite cute with A+ ballistics).

Because big tits and flat ass is worst combo

You're gonna make Hitomi cry

>hired to protect the president's daughter
>fuck her instead

That isn't a good idea no matter how you look at it.

Not if he uses protection

>implying she would tell anyone if she really wanted it
>implying she didn't have swallow buckets of ganado cum anyway

Word gets around. Not only would he get fired, he'd also get blacklisted and spend the rest of his life as night security at the mall.

Oh you

Cause she looks like Dumbo

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But she's 20 user.

RUUUDE!

ohhhh, then it's fine and Leon is a fag

Risk not worth the reward.

Why did he turn her down?

Tawna had the same problem

>kick ass job
>leons job

yeah I bet he loves being mauled by bio-engineered superweapons every so often, might as well infect the presidents daughter with his own strain

Always get a good laugh from these.

I'd make the argument for Chris but Leon clearly wants that Ada. Chris they seem to be outright avoiding him having any romantic scenes with women, he just cares about PARTNERS.

>"Albert do I have to wear this thing everytime?"
>"Shut up Excella you know I can't get it up if you don't wear the mask!"

I thought she looked pretty cute

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She was, just had no cushion for the pushin

He had the opportunity to fill every single one of Jill's holes for years, and then he was too flustered with Chris.

Stella never had a chance.

Posted the wrong one, user

>it was at this point i realised there was no candy in the van

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That's a stretch and a half.
The president would be cool with it and give Leon a cushy job at an embassy somewhere nice

*BrrrAAAAAPPpfftt*

But our president would fuck his own daughter.

>no way stop it

I read it in his voice, was hilarious

heh

>likes a black chick
>likes an asian chick
Leon isn't into white girls.
Also to be fair, if you look at his face, he has asian features, even if he has blue eyes.

Well.. can you blame him?

Like a true patrician

>"Leon, your mission is to rescue the president's daughter."
>"Wait a sec, Hunnigan. I thought the president only had a son."
>"It's a top secret mission for a reason, Leon."
What did they mean by this?

Looks pretty western to me. Not in the regular sense but certainly for celebrities.

>not coco

Maybe he knew it was a trap. And no not that kind of trap you faggot.

There's always something fishy about women who are that straightforward about wanting to fuck you. I used to work with this chick who would paraphrase shit like in OP's pic to me everyday at work. She probably wanted to bring me back to her place so she could harvest my organs or some shit. I'm not falling for it bitch.

daughter (male)

>incest
WOAH!

>A fictional video game character has a better existence than you do

Why'd they change his model?
he looked perfectly fine in 4

RE characters get older. He was still pretty young in 4, which is only 6 years after RE2. The newer stuff is around current year.

Leon in this movie was a 1/1 copy of dante

Is there a nowayfag.png for Travis and Shinobu?

Why did he turn her down?

Ill just leave best girl here.

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He looked extra asian in 4

He just couldn't stop thinking of SpongeBob when she talked, total boner kill

>raising a woman so she can go and fuck some other random fag

Ultimate cuck. There's literally nothing wrong with having sex with your daughter.

This annon gets it

Leon likes strong independent women.
Clingy bitches are awful.

Jesus idk, if that was my daughter I'd feel pretty conflicted too.

Reminds me of this wkuk sketch

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>Hits on Hunnigan, a black woman.
>Has a thing for Asians
>Rejects qt white girls (Ashley, Claire)

More like Leon's a self-hating nu-male

He had a city to save.

>SpongeBob
>boner kill

>I'm having a... really hard day today

>self-hating
he just doesn't like flavorless girls

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Who do you think Dante came from?

More like he's see what has become of white women and is cutting his losses.

And where has it gotten him? Right on the edge of ending it all, that's where.

hey man, if you're not attracted to something you can't help it
maybe you are not attracted to black girls but only black girls pay you attention? would you do it? would you date someone who you aren't attracted to?

Cause he's fucking retarded

He should end it all

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