You may only use vidya quotes

You may only use vidya quotes.

Prodigous size does not dissuade a sharpened blade

Hi

I'm your prom date you ugly sack of shit.

Salut/Hi!

I'll rip the secrets from your flesh!

Would you like to sign my petition?

But enough talk...have at you!

Omae wa mou shindeiru

Are you a boy or a girl?

Metal Gear?

Only one thing can happen when you break your oath to the Coalition.

ROGAN

What a base and trifling creature is man. Yet at once he is the master of this empyreal flow, grand as all the heavens.

Kept you waiting, huh?

bing wahoo *1-up sound*

girl

Did you say "nerd"?

>Itsa meee! YaHOOOO!

I'M GONNA BUST LOOSE

NEVER SHOULD HAVE COME HERE

Surprised to see me, Crash? Like the fleas in your fur, I keep coming back!

Can I get you a ladder? So you can get off my back.

Rudimentary creature of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own you cannot even imagine it. I am beyond your comprehension. I am Sovereign.
Organic life is nothing but a genetic mutation, an accident. Your life is measured in years and decades. You wither and die. We are eternal, the pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us, you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the end of everything.
My kind transcends your very understanding. We are each a nation - independent, free of all weakness. You cannot grasp the nature of our existence.
We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite. Millions of years after your civilization has been eradicated and forgotten, we will endure.
You exist because we allow it and you will end, because we demand it.

(male)

Yeah, I'm Big Boss.

Mind if I cut in?

But how can that help? It won't change how he feels inside, will it? He'll just be trapped, forever!

Why are we still here, just to suffer...
Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you?

All of this just works.

Let's play a word-association game. First word: Ambrosia.

Sheesh, I know she's the manager but is she a mind reader too?!

Unf.

Have you ever seen the true face of God, Exile?

You're gonna burn, alright.

inb4 everyone starts posting C&C quotes

>meme effect

Daddy screamed REAAAAAAALLLL good before he DIED

SHRINK NOT FROM GOD

too zeta slow

Your legs are okay.

Je suis monté!

BEARER
SEEK
SEEK
LEST

...

I've got balls of steal

THIS IS MY STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live.
There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant.
For you.
Hate.
Hate!

I'm gonna take you for a riiiide.

Are you gonna listen to that monkey??

Just what I expected

...

BING BING WAHOO

Fuck you leather man

YA LIKE THAT

What video game is this?

HAS A NICE RING TO IT DONT YOU THINK?

Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason. Jason.

OPEN WIDE

Easy prey

NOW, WE ARE ONE.

You're just a machine. And machines can be broken!

...

You need to press the square button to climb that ladder.

>AHHHHHHHHHHHH

You're like free pizza at an anime convention.

>Manholes are usually on public roads
This is the one that gets me

ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL OF THAT ASS.

I am the Milkman. My milk is delicious.

How terrible for you. Does juice leak out when you take a drink?

What could possibly go wrong?

god has abandoned us

Here comes the snow.

...

Improbable... No... Impossible! A machine made by the Mother Computer lost... Twice! I guess it's time to take matters into my own extremities!”

Time for a bit of the rough n' tumble.

...

I'm really feeling it!

He was just joking right....right?

*do not do this*

WOLOLO

Check this

if he was why would he convey it through a spread sheet?

No Man's Sky will feature multiplayer

Number one: In 1945 corporations paid 50 percent of federal taxes. Now they pay
about 5 percent. Number two: In 1900 90 percent of Americans were self-employed;
now it's about two percent. It's called consolidation. Strengthen governments and corporations, weaken
individuals. With taxes, this can be done imperceptibly over time.

Report to the ship as soon as possible
We'll bang, okay?

...

"It was just a prank Han"

That's terror.

He's just...really dedicated...haha..

You motherfucker piece of shit gangbanger cock sucker.

This place was like Baghdad with G-strings.

Want me to drill you?

COMPLETE
GLOBAL
SATURATION

>yfw there will never be a Marvel versus Capcom racing game
>if there were it would not include X-Men

shhh...

Disney is listening.

YOU'LL CHOKE ON THREE POUNDS OF STEEL!

Don't answer that.
A rhetorical question.

Mucha shaka paka...

Have you heard of the High Elves?

WE HAVE PLACED NUMEROUS BEACONS ALLOWING FOR MULTIPLE, SIMULTANEOUS AND DEVASTATING DEEP-STRIKES. THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER "STEEL RAIN".