I play the Dark Elves. Because they're dark, misunderstood and powerful like me

I play the Dark Elves. Because they're dark, misunderstood and powerful like me.

okay, great

not even memeing this guy is scary af

Name 1 (one) game where dark elves are dark, misunderstood and powerful.

You're completely missing the joke, autist.

Seems like hed actually muster up the courage to rape someone

Name one (1).

I play them because they're usually hot as fuck and dressed like sluts.

D&D

imagine feeling his belly fat slapping against your buttocks as he's raping you

I only played dark elves in World of Warcraft, and it was only because the females were hot as fuck and had a stripper dance.

Otherwise they're for faggots who think Drizzt is a good character.

I play the Dark elves because I'm a sissy

how are they misunderstood

Drizzt

gives me more of a boner if anything, shame about the face though

People think they're evil, but they're actually living in fantasy North Korea and don't now any better.

>literally one elf out of millions is not evil
>#NOTALLDARKELVES

One is all it to takes. Drizzt proves his people are not inherently evil to the core and are a product of their environment.

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I play them because their females are hot.
Also, they have the highest attack, which means their mages are the most mana-efficient.

It's not gonna matter much they were raised that way when the come to the surface purely to murder and slave-raid.
Drow are one of the situations where the shit talked about them is often not exaggerated.

My nigga

>Called DARK elves
>there's nothing DARK about them aside from skin color
Who invented this nigger elves meme? Japan?

Are dark elves and drow different? I can never tell.

I thought Drow was just the term used for dark elves in d&d? Like how TES dark elves are called Dunmer.

Just because someone is misunderstood doesn't mean you shouldn't gut them if they come after you or yours.

Drow are exclusively a Forgotten Realms thing, a subrace of elves that a mad CE god plays with like barbies. Though they're also called Drow in other D&D settings due to laziness.

Arent dark elves always the biggest sluts?

yes

>I play as a human

they'd fuck pretty much anything

anyone find it weird that the dark elves worship both azura and the tribunal when they were cursed by azura because the tribunal are a bunch of treacherous cocksmokers?

Case in point.

hmph...the gentle elfish races suit you and your tiny knives. They would be no match for my nagamaki and superior blade training. How about you quit your childish ways and actually train in the way of the blade like a real sowrdsman? Heh, then again, maybe you're better off pretending to be an elf.

Azura changed their skin as a curse but the Tribunal spun it as a sign of their transmutation from an Aldmeri religious sect into a true new people.

Is Drizzt still going on adventures or did Salvatore finally put him to rest?

I don't think Salvatore has a say in the matter.

Wasnt drizzt blessed from the gods or some other bullshit?