Valve buys PUBG in 3..2..1

Valve buys PUBG in 3..2..1..

why would they buy it, they're already getting 30% of everything PUBG makes

100% > 30%

and they'd have to spend billions to buy it first

they already shit money though

>includes special marketable version of crowbar

lmao is that vitalik

>saturate market
>hey guys lets just buy that money lmao

>old Valve
>predicts trends before they get big and capitalizes on them
>innovates and leads the way for the industry

>nu Valve
>"c-card games are still the big thing right?"

>buy it with money they made from crates
>sell more crates

Would cost too much, especially since it's a game that Will be replaced within a year by the next "big thing"

too late Microsoft already bought it

>valve's wacky combine alien space shit grounds

pubg will lose half it's players by the end of 2018

>end up on start
>time for pubg2: skirt boogaloo
>it's a masterpiece
>never release third one

>Valve starts a streaming service to rival Twitch
>Does nothing with it
>Valve creates the Steambox
>Does nothing with it
>New controller
>Nothing with it
>Valve buys PBUGUUBUG
>Would do nothing with it
>Valve hires some shitty Slav modders to make a game like it but with Valve characters in it and make it F2P
>Sell hats, make $5.5 billion

Nah, Valve will just make their own using an existing or new IP. Other developers are already working on other flavors of battle royale.

there was on opportunity to kick Blizzard off their perch, it makes some business sense, too bad they were beaten to the punch by passionate slavs and this HL business has brought out the old guard and bloodied their nose

MS is publishing it and will most likely buy it before year's end

step aside Gabe you fatass

say what you will about them but Microsoft Game Studios actually know how to play ball and generally do a good job on their 1st parties, if they bought this and actually got some hands on deck to make some more progress to end the Early Access meme (which PUBG was already on course to do but its slowed down and seemingly becoming complacent as its become a monolith) it could be great.

>billions

when is it going to moon fucker
im tired of these bags