Another day spent playing video games alone

>another day spent playing video games alone
How do you make Steam/ Psn/ xbox live friends?

Maybe you should stop trying to be such a loser OP

I don't, the only people on my friends lists are friends irl

maybe make some real friends you fucking loser

>online multiplayer

Try to look for poorfags/sluts and either buy them cheap games or show them your cock.

Why are you so mean? Its not fair...

Post boipussy and I'll add you on steam.

>tfw you try to be a loser and even fail at that

b-but that's too lewd..I just want friends to play games with

Take a picture of your dildo and I'll add you. It doesn't have to be inserted. I just want to make sure you take it up the ass.

The problem isn't making and keeping friends, it's finding people that aren't complete autists to actually be friends with. 9 times out of 10 they are complete autists probably because that's the only type of person that wants 'online friends.'

It works for me. This guy I used to solely erp with a few years ago turned out to be bro-tier when he isn't craving cock and now we play tons of vidya together.

Currently making plans for the destiny beta together.

be good at the games you play. when i play fighting games i do very well in koth lobbies and get adds pretty frequently

>just want some normal friends
>everyone is a repressed gay sissy who wants to erp with me and send me pics

we need a steam group for circumcised men only.
I am sick of uncut creeps invading my hobby get lost I am just trying to play video games.

post their ids

I'll take em off your hands

are they into bbc?

Why do you need to know that though..

Why do you think slut?

Please be nice to me. Im not a slut..

I don't know what would you even do with such information

You know why you dirty slut.

Post it.

Don't fight it. Me and you both know what you were made for. Embrace your destiny slut.

You know what you signed up for, sissy.

>rarely play video games at all
>not enthusiastic about any of them
>personality not attractive enough to gain friends who aren't Stockholme Syndromed into it
>personality not attractive enough to gain friends IRL
Life is fun

please no..

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Your master gave you an order.

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i absolutely love this picture

Not sure how you know I have one but it's just cheap and generic I can't afford any of the nice ones no one wants to see that.

Try being likable.

Fuck the only think more embarrasing than the erp sluts is the "internet alphas". Fucking laughable.

Do it right fucking now

jesus fucking christ, I still love TF2 after all these years but it sire has a lot of faggots

Why are pcbros such faggots?

consolebros
>hey you're pretty good at tekken mind if i add you and we run some sets?

pcbros
>so do you wanna join my anime group xD?
>ERP????
>picture of yourself in a skirt please.

Its always a dirty pcbro making these faggot threads.

I dont want to! Its really cheap looking..I dont want to be bullied

pc gamers are social recluses who literally live at their battlestations are are usually going through depression and skipping college classes which is entirely the reason why they're alone, because this is the first time they've never been in their watchful eye of their parents.
Why is it only white people who put such a massive importance on "moving out"?

Don't worry about it, the ones I got are rarely on, and when they are, they urge me to waste $40+ on a shit game I'll never touch more than thrice.

We're gonna bully you even more if you don't post it.

>Bought a microphone
>Never use it because I think my voice is weird
>Don't know how to have conversations anymore

at least you actually play video games, I can't even get the motivation to play them anymore

I want to bully cat boys with my cock

Don't be weak, fuck those user's

I really fucking hate faggots that post this cringy shit, fucking neck yourself.

Mines cheap too. I won't judge.

>friends keep urging me to buy a microphone
>finally do
>use it one night
>"user is that you? you sound ethnic"

I want a cat-friend to hug and cuddle

boom, this user speaks the truth

Cringing @ this post

>He doesn't have any friends
>All these losers on Sup Forums willing to befriend you because they also don't have friends
>At the end of the day he still doesn't have friends

You were literally born on this earth to be alone forever. You can't be saved, just kill yourself.

He didnt post this thread to make friends he made it to erp post like a dumb faggot, he's talking about steam so it's video games please do not complain.

Im not a slut. I just want friends to play games with!
please stop bullying

>just want casual friends to fap together with
>newest one didn't even last 24 hours before he decided he didn't want to

I can buy you both bigger/better toys.
You already know what I want in return.

rip pete

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No thank. I have a cheap toy because I ride a nice real dick too.

Competitive multiplayer games ruin friendships. It's a cancer.

Is there a way to find friends to discuss singleplayer (competitive or not) games with? Maybe practice against each other, etc.

How nice?

Speedrunning?

The worst is being depressed, aware of why, and feeling powerless to fix it. And then if you bitch people treat you like you're just whiny because again you're ugly. I feel like me snapping is inevitable sometimes.

enough to prolapse your ass and inject you with stds you waste of space faggot.

>Men literally whoring themselfs out for virtual hats
Epip

Jesus christ you try to give a mofucker advice and their way to cockthirsty to listen

>tfw no trap gf to play video game with

fuck off faggot everyone else is here for the boipussy besides you

There*

7 inches and thicc

>Being ugly in 2017
what the fuck?

How thick?
I'm 7in but I'm pretty sure I got him beat in thickness.

This desu

Did you scare them off or something.

>would actually love to make friends or talk about how to make more online comrades
>Literally ALL friend threads on Sup Forums are ERP/fagbait

I fucking hate queers, I could care less about your sexuality but don't ruin shit for people

>add someone from a video game
>go to invite him to my game
>"i-i'm masturbating right now steam user kun desu"
i wonder.

This

they told me they were too socially awkward to do stuff like that

Haha epic cringe meme!!!
I saw that word on Buzzfeed haha you read them too?

Were they your only fap friend or something just try someone else.

>tfw add a friend from Sup Forums
>they become a weirdo when they find out I'm female

I have 2 but they're never online

>Literally everyone who spoilers that is (you) fishing

Thick huh, do you like cosplay?

That's what all my threads were for! But sexual shitposters always ask for stuff like this! Its not fair..

post steam

Fuck you too and your dotdotdoting

Well message them and entice them to be online. Or drop some info and maybe make a new one.

No I just want to cum and play some Killing Floor 2.

Who wouldn't act wierd? Personally I'd instantly remove someone like that from my friends list with no hesitation.

Please stop being mean to me

Have you considered ignoring those posts instead of responding with "p-please stop bullying me user sama, by the way my dildo i fuck my ass with nightly is way too cheap to post for you lewdies :3"

Imply all you want
Being female shouldn't change your perception of a person. I just want to have a conversation.

I use discord for that stuff, steam is for games silly

I try and even asking if begging would help them want to come online and typed out all this sexual stuff for them and they still arent coming online much

He likes it when people insult him, it makes his little useless peepee hard

what games do you play?

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no one wants to have a friend like you user

fag

>playing video games

That's too bad

Please dont be rude! I dont like being bullied

Because being a "casual" and knowing less about electronics and buying shitty console game systems probably means you're better at something else.

Like socializing.

How does needing to point out that fact you are female come up in steam conversations?