Who the fuck is jim

who the fuck is jim

who isn't?

What's dead? your thread?

>half life vr literally confirmed since vR is the 'next jump' valve wanted
>fanfic is literally a cliff hanger

half life 3 is objectively confirmed

Is there a money betting website where we can just btfo every retard who refuses to read?

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How fucking stupid are you to think modern Valve gives enough of a shit to put the effort required into making Half Life 3? Half Life VR will be another tech demo and then next year they'll make Lambda: The Half Life Card Game

>being this delusional

wew

can literally hear the trembling in your voice from here

>being this delusional
Considering you've been waiting 9 years for a company that has stopped caring ages ago to make a proper sequel to a series, you aren't in the position to be accusing anyone of being delusion

except I literally am in the exact position i need to be

Bent down on all fours with your ass raised for Gabe's hairy chode?

nope

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This is how far gone half life fags ar

actually the opposite LOL

btfo

DEJA VU

James T. Kirk

Did I switch timelines?

Thanks, Overwatch.

Hey yeah you know jim, right?

Oh Jim was your father

no, sweetie

James T. Kirk obviously.

dyson sphere.

>slowpoke.jpg

>90% of Sup Forums doesn't even know what a Dyson Sphere is
>Episode 3 script has one
>lel dyson spehre generul xD

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Isd the dyson sphere going to clean up my floor?

So wait, Valve went to all the effort of making a new engine that was only applied to Dota 2, and possibly artifact.
The leaked maps only start making big news now, at the same time as the intended story is released while the maps all have fairly recent dates with very specific features.
What if we're being rused?

Me posting on sticky. include me in screencap bros

holy shit what a newfag! this isnt a sticky, its a replica of the sticky

Dyson, you say?

>What if we're being rused?

Valve has been "rusing" us for years, when the reality is they're never going to make Half Life 3 and it's bread crumbs to keep the retards around and still sucking up to them while they do nothing of value and fuck shit up more.

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Aren't you a special boy.

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I see it

oh my fucking god this was subtle loss all along

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