Game has 12000 achievements

>game has 12000 achievements

>caring about achievements at all
why are gamers so autistic?

People probably buy it so they can skew their completion percentage score.

>Keep in mind that ALL of the achievements are "You played for 1 second!", and that there are 12322 of these achievements (yep, literally all of them are this). To translate, you'd have to idle in game for almost 3 and a half hours.

That's one way to get people to play past the 2 hour refund mark.

>Game has 1 achievement

>Spend one second in the game
How fucking retarded can they be?

These achievements are just there so people can fluff up their faceb-, I mean stream profile with letters so they spell very funny words.

Guess how many achievements you could've had by now slugger?

This is hilarious. Satire or not, it's probably earned some sales.

How would it skew it though? It's just 1 game.

>Why Early Access?
>“We have much to do, the game lacks many levels and scenarios. Now we will be afraid to completely finish the game.”

this way you can tell how long the average playerbase played this garbage
down to the second

Name one game that does this

...

Name of your wife's son?
>Tyrone

No, it's Tyrion.

Oh that's cold

>game has achievements
I like it when they don't put achievements, so my autistic mind doesn't have to think about them. Not that they mean shit on Steam anyway and you shouldn't care about them

>get all of the achivments
>Achivment unlocked

This game has 1638, some are extremely difficult to achieve. It's just a few hundred of them copypasted for every possible difficulty, but still.