Tekken

This is my girlfriend, Josie.

Please be gentle when if you see her online.

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then i want this as my gf

Please don't talk like that about my wife

>Asuka's whole schtick was that she was a busty DD tomboy brat that ora ora'd all over Osaka
>the 17 year old high school student was in fact, the biggest, bounciest and perkiest tear drop bra size in Tekken history
>Tekken 7 comes out
>she is BTFO by two grown ass WOMEN with giant F-Cup tits in Josie and Catalina

Ok...

All the new characters are complete trash. I never give any of them rematches.

>ugly dumb shitskin as gf
Kill yourself

...

her new gimmick is doing gayshit with lili

Asuka's deal was that she is able to nullify the Devil Gene in Jin..

Now she's just a parody of softcore lesbian porn with Lili

Your girlfriend looks like a nice lady, sir

>crying ass annoying piece of shit
>pinoy which is an equivalent to NIGGER
>unga bunga
kys man

Asuka's schtick for the longest time now are wacky gay hijinks with Lili.

haha at least my waifu is safe
feels bad

Daily fucking reminder that Armor King II "2" is best king, the other King is gay.

Josie is hot as fuck, I need to draw porn of her some of these days.

Your girlfriend is my wife.

Your waifu is safe because nobody cares about her

Only if she stops kicking my legs with that annoying move.

My honeymoon phase with this game is over until we get some more characters, I've learned the characters I wanted to learn and none of the new cast interest me (except for shaheen). I want Armor king and Lei back.

Her gimmick is to be dommed by Lili

true

Armor King is a BLACK

Give me 3 reasons why I shouldnt kill her

She'll nullify it after Jin kills Kazuya so he can go marry Ling

OH YEAH? WELL I REMEMBER TEKKEN BEFORE TEKKEN 6 WHEN ASUKA WAS STILL HER OWN PERSON

Harada must feel like Ren & Stimpy's creator
>THANKS FOR MAKING THEM GAY
>w-what? but i don't think...

How does she do it bro's? Even when handed over to Capcom and using the SFIV Asuka's body is fucking hot.

So what nigger?

lol wtf is this shit
post moar

When ever I knock someone way the fuck back from me at the end of a combo I do her cry animation and launch them when they try to run up to interrupt me.

will he ever do the backflip lads?

Tecmo know what's up.
Not even pokken is waifu free.

>be gentle

Ha.

Should just stick to what he is good at

Because Asuka has a very feminine body albeit with a masculine personality while you have other characters like Makoto who is basically a guy with tits.

I would willing get my ass handed to me if it meant getting a slice of Kats double D's. Im like a mouse to a mousetrap for that shit, and this trap comes with high heels and firearms on both sides of the D's.

ILL PROVE MY SPIRIT BY DAMMNIT.

and deathfists

WHOM ELSE /DAAAH/ HERE?
Cause I sure as hell am not anymore.

One of the worst characters in fighting games history. Both design and gameplay wise.

He managed to do it in TT2.
youtube.com/watch?v=VsBzaB1qqoI
>skip to 0:33

ah nice, are the tt2 endings in t7 gallery?

yah.

Every sf4 newcomer is blander than her

I disagree with this, i think tomboys get a hard fucking time and Asuka get's away with it mostly because of her hair and alt costumes. Asuka's body is just as athletic as Sakura's or Makoto's the only diffirence between them is that Asuka has tendincies in her alt costumes and concept art to interchange to the "classical cherry blossom kimono beauty" that is idolised in conservative Japan.

Asuka's body is still stocky and muscled, the girl looks like she works out, it's fucking great! A lot of martial arts girls have great bodies. The Judo ones are strong as fuck. Solid legs and back.

>RRUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

It's the best sound in all of Tekken. And im a kazuya fag.

>the other King is gay.
Yes he is and he's my husband

Funny. I'm guessing mr Draganov is the pinnacle of gameplay and design then in comparison.

u just mad cuz my boi got ur moves

He is a Marlyin manson reject, but at least he isn't a 12 year olds concept of "whats hot" like she is. Such a trash design and literally "press x to carry on a 7 hit combo" she is for absolute begginers to not feel left out.

Not him but I think the difference for Asuka is that she isn't written as a rough non-caring tomboy character. She has that more feminine look to her and isn't shown doing feminine stuff. Remember tekken 5? She was clearly a tomboy but what did she do that was really boyish? Wanting to fight like every other tekken girl?

if you understood japanese you'd know that she speaks with a very rough slang and tone
accusing a tekken character of being generic is pretty hilarious though

Katarina is the best representation of an actual Brazilian woman in a FG

An accent is just that, an accent. There are gyaru chars who have gap-moe personalities despite their appearance or don't act like sluts with their accents.

>accusing a tekken character of being generic is pretty hilarious though

Most of them aren't?

Post your main and ranks

Warrior Bryan here

ah you're one of those lunatics

nvm then

Him and Feng are the last good Tekken characters, Zafina was the only one that was interesting from the new comers in T6 don't know why Harada decided to put Bob in instead of Zafina.

WE NEED MORE LESBIAN ANTICS WITH ASUKA AND LILI.

Fanboy spotted. Let's not pretend Jin isn't the super generic loner archetype character with a dark form curse you usually see a lot in anime. Fucker is basically sasuke.

Zafina was trash, you are trash.

Why? This took away all the potential she had for being her own character, Lili as well. Now they're both basically joke characters that can't function without the other being present. It was fun back when it was just a side shtick but now it's their whole character.

Sounds like what I'd imagine a typical Sup Forums-goer's dating profile would be.

Bakit ka nagmahal ng puta?

Her dialect is rough as fuck which is actually kind of sweet on such a pretty looking girl, and she doesn't just want to "fight all the boys" she is meant to be an Aiki-Jujistu defensive fighter but her trademark favorite move is to brute force haymaker and windmill punch faggots.

I know what you are saying user, because she isn't super hardcore and does do the classic kimono fuck me eyes stuff too, but i think she is at least "Sakura Kasugano tier" bur with more confidence than her. She is one of the best things namco has made so i wish they would drop all the lilli bullshit

what's this

Mentor Kazumi

Just joking mate. Hope they remember she has the power to subdue the devil gene.

Because it's easier for the 'writers' to tie up characters plotwise, specially if they have no connection to the main plot. See Leo and Steve, or Katarina and Gigas.

In Asuka's and Lili's case, I'd say it worked out for them, since they turned out two of the more popular characters. Also, it kept Asuka from orbiting Jin's angst like seemingly originally intended.

But I'm sure they had the potential to stay popular without, especially someone like Lili. I'm not saying outright remove it, but they turned it into their entire chars. I'd be perfectly fine if they became a more funny duo like King and Marduck but to make it their whole char is boring...

Vanguard Bryan you little fuck

Genbu Lars

This. Asuka had so much promise in 2005, i was just a teen and liked that Jun's playstyle was coming back but in the form of her niece who was suddenly this very strong gobby little chav with lots of extrovert self confidence instead of Juns icy mysterious composure.

>Unhooked braces

Asuka is so cool. I really like how she dressess outside of highschool.

Just a lowly Brawler King

Green King

The tekken 6 manga is pretty silly

you better get them affairs in other white boi

>phew that was hot

s-sure was! But to be fair, as silly as it was it was nice to see some dialouge between characters. I kind of like that Paul affectionatly recognised his old rival Kazuya in his son Jin when he met him. Even if Jin didn't like the conparison so much. It suggests that lines are blurred and not everyone in Tekken is at everones throats as we might think they are.

Also i liked that it showed Asuka met her cousin when they were very young teens still, because the game often made their family realtionship ambigious. Distant is better than none at all i suppose they are first cousins after all.

I bet filipinos have a tantrum every time she loses because of their ridiculous patriotism.

>people seriously complaining about how the Tekken """story""" treats certain characters
It's impossible to make a decent story out of a series of 20 games where 50 different characters have to keep fighting each other forever. The story will always be a complete afterthought for these games, characters are included because they add a unique fighting style/design to the roster, their role in the story is made up later. I guess the problem is that people want their waifus to be relevant in the super serious Mishima wankery story mode, since I don't see anyone complaining that Panda doesn't get any good scenes.

I mean they do a good job of integrating story and fighting in games like Guilty Gear. Why cant a non anime fighting game find the balance?

he is way to fucking tanky in 7 a real goddamn shame

I don't really play GG or BB (which apparently also puts serious effort into the story, from what I've heard?) so I don't know how they do it, but how do they get around the fact that they have to come up with an excuse for 50 wacky characters to keep fighting each other without every reaching some sort of conclusion and without anyone dying unless they have some sort of convenient clone ready to replace them in the next game? How do they get around the fact that eventually you have a little girl in gym clothes fighting a cybord assassin because the character designs are made to be cool and unique, not reasonable and consistent? I'm just used to fighting games not even trying and at most giving us an Arcade mode with 5 fights and a short cutscene in the end, and whenever they try to go for an actual story mode it's just awful.

She is a lesbian? What a waster of nice tits.

They do in the newest MKs
Namco doesn't care or can't write for shit

Now imagine if Tekken/KoF made an expy out of this one instead. I mean, he already had cameo in a jap movie, guess the chance increases somewhat

Warrior Yoshimitsu here.

finally get bikinis in the first dlc pack

I don't think she is, though they won't stop putting her in situations with Lili that can be read in either way.

She isn't actually confirmed gay by anyone. It's a rivalry thats all.

well shit, he had a cameo in star wars too

This is a nice fan art but lilli is not that busty

Fighter Josie reporting in

What the hell happened here?

She's just showing us why she's called Master Raven

She has rather nice tits as of T7

>the 17 year old high school student was in fact, the biggest, bounciest and perkiest tear drop bra size in Tekken history
Weren't Nina and Anna larger than her?

Asuka's tits were always the series' most celebrated.

It's just an ugly ape language. Don't bother to know what it means.

Just think of it as "OOGA BOOGA OOGA BOOGA"

But they not even that big.

>puta

Hey I know that word and I don't speak talalog ;)

How do you get these swimsuits?