Apologize

Apologize

no

/thread

It's XCOM.
Why would I buy this over War of The Chosen?

YAAAAAAAAS QUEEN SLAYYYYYY

Gonzo?

If it's good, hopefully this is also successful and we see more games on switch from them.

>rabbids
why would I apologize

I forgot this was a thing, and I wish you didn't remind me. They actually found a way to make Peach uglier.

If only rabbids were even remotely funny.

You mean a marketing strategy masterpiece because thats all ubisoft does

Cuz it has no rabbid peach, fuck you
Also is there a rabbid rosalina and daysi?
Rabbid smash when?

yeah, expect more mario after this

You still have a few hours to pre-order QUEEN'S GOTY, what are you waiting for?

But it has no mods.
Why would you play nu-XCOM without mods?

>nu-COM 2

That's why

Oh sorry, it's euro time. Guess we can't talk about nintendo positively.

"A style of first-person pornography, from the view of the camera operator."

Although realistically it's simply supposed to mean crazy.

There's nothing wrong with nu-COM.
And WoTC fixed the main gripe with XCOM2 being designated streets tier performance.

I dun get it...
dis mean it good?

>rabbids
>masterpiece
XCOM died for this.

oh sorry, i thought you ware talking about games that have chance to appear on the switch, not your imaginary 3rd party support games

I want to tickle Rabbid Peach

>60 euro for cuckold's version of xcom
>Shantae's pirate booty dlc
You may choose only one.

best vidya girl of the past decade desu

Do Rabbids even have genders? It was just some random one wearing a wig for laffs.

Oh boys, it's "consolefags grossly overrate shit that they barely got before, but are the norm on PC" episode.

>60euros

lolwut

Sup Forums BTFO

How much do they pay you shills, god damn
I see you guys here all the fucking time
NOONE WANTS TO BUY A GAME WITH RABBIDS
so just fucking leave, you guys fucked up by putting rabbids in your game, stop trying to shove them down our throats.

Did someone say Gonzo Journalism?

SOON

people do it to piss you off

Alright, 59.99 euro.
Shantae's dlc comes out on the same date. Don't know if it will be free.

>8.0

Fucking lol. Worthless shit confirmed.

>but are the norm on PC
Uh bud what makes you think I dont already own XCom 2?

Reminder that this is their official instagram account and some member of staff fantasizes about Rabbids being fucked by big black cocks

Where are you paying that much for it user?

Nah, I'll stick with XCOM2. It's kinda sad to see desperate Switch owners shilling even a Rabbids game to satiate their thirst for third party support.

Nintendo always wins baby

Any last minute deals for WotC?

This game is outselling out reviewing Xshit2


Cry more.

Game is better than Xcom2

>IGN claims there is a lot of trial and error
Bullshit

It means "I wish I was Hunter S Thompson"

>you have to like this game because a developer cried at E3

>butthurt ninbabbies
Aww how cute.
Brb gotta buy WoTC.

>it's going to suck Sup Forums said
Why is Sup Forums always wrong?

Well, of course, Switch has no other games, while on PC you're split between many more.

>QUEEN

Isn't she merely a princess?
Who is the King of the Mushroom Kingdom anyway?

>cute innocent rabbid
>sexualized by Nintendo

>388514531
Oh sorry, I'll stop responding to a faggot.

>mfw Rabbids in next smash

They are silly, so they are obviously men.
Otherwise it would be sexist.

Rabbid Peach is a QUEEN, sweetie...

As if that Rayman trophy in Smash 4 wasn't a sign of end times

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

>Not getting both
Over the next week, I'm going to spend all my home time on my PC and all my commute time on my Switch. Feels good man

...

fffffffffucking ship it already goddamn

i got both

>nintendo kiddies in 2014
>reviewers suck at games!!! waahhh!! Don't read them!
>nintendo kiddies in 2017
>oy vey, the professional reviewers are never wrong! Go buy a Switch faggot

>those bottom 2 bad points

hehe

what's wrong with xcom 2?
it was my favorite game of last year

To be fair that review is incredibly retarded

Oh it's you

Horrendous performance.
That and late game is boring.

Why it looks like a piece of shit to me I'll be keeping ma money

>85 metascore

Add 20 to make up for the anti-nintendo bias and another 10 to make up for the anti-rabbid bias and we're looking at a real life score of 115 yaaaaaaas

It's only boring after you had minmax the hell out of the game from restarting the game after losing so many times.

>they could have made it without the fucking rabbidz minion shit for the modern ADD kid
>we could have had the FF Tactics of Mario with a story on par with Mario RPG
>we got this instead
Fuck Ubisoft, also of course it gets good reviews Ubisoft has a budget made mainly for buying reviews.

Who won?

/thread

Uncharted because Chloe has that ass

>Sup Forums suddenly cares about what hack reviewers think

I've seen nothing about the game that makes me interested in buying it.

It's not a good X-COM clone when it doesn't have any of the elements that makes X-COM interesting and only retains the surface-level barebones mechanics like cover and overwatch.
It's not a good fanservice game because it only has the most basic Mario characters paired with disgusting rabbid doppelgangers.
It's made by Ubisoft.
It has a fucking season pass.
etc

The fact that reviewers are calling it hard means absolutely nothing, they think Dark Souls is the apex of gaming difficulty. They probably wouldn't even be able to beat Final Fantasy Tactics.

>we could have got something boring
>instead we got something insane

yeah nah we got the better timeline this time

dock 20 points off uncharted, pro naughty dog bias

Whoever wins we loose

Not him but
>punishes you for flanking by revealing hidden enemy units and gifting them with a free turn
>punishes you for playing defensive by having a timer on most mission
>fucked up RNG+line of sight system
>only 1 or 2 team build optimal, rest is trash and you might as well restart the campaign sucker

>loose

Not trying to be rude but literally everything you can already play on PC, you can play the kiddified, dumbed down or gimped counterparts on Nintendo platform.

>BOTW
DkSIII

>MK8D
Dirt 4, Forza Horizon 3

>ARMS
SFV, Tekken 7, Injustice 2

>Paintball Cowadoody 2
CSGO, BF1, R6S, etc.

>Rabbids Discount XCOM
XCOM2

>SMO
Any Metroidvania

Awfully reminiscient of those pizzagate instagrams

I agree that nintendo games these days are boring but your comparison don't make sense, you're just dumb.

>nintendo bonus
ok whats the real score

All your points are easily counterable cause it's an easy game once you learn it. But still i'll argue your points

>punishes you for flanking by revealing hidden enemy units and gifting them with a free turn
Should be wiping pods in one turn. You can sort of have that one but just cause it's not noobie friendly.
>punishes you for playing defensive by having a timer on most mission
That's the point, i remember 20+ turns waiting for ayys to fight in EU
>fucked up RNG+line of sight system
Sight systems a bit bad you have that. Your rng point is shit though it's about managing your shots, i can easily miss 1 or less shots in a map cause I know the game
>only 1 or 2 team build optimal, rest is trash and you might as well restart the campaign sucker
Fair point but mods easily fix that

>I finished this over the weekend and am just editing my review now. I'll be scoring it 9.5. I think it's exceptionally good, and I think the reviews I've seen have seriously under-sold how mechanically deep, complex and rewarding the game is. And that's coming from someone who's dropped a few hundred hours into XCOM 1 + 2

95 because -10 for rabbids
Sup Forumsirgins BTFO'd by both Ubisoft and Nintendo.
You can't recover from this.

who

Hooo boy that's some good bait
Souls fans will be all over you

it's fantastic this game is actually good

if it were shitty, well that's what everyone expects, folks have a laugh at the silly concept and then it's forgotten

but if it's good, then it's the game developed by the absolute madmen who managed to make mario x rabbits into a quality product

Why play MK8D at all when there are already a superior Kart racer?

Was releasing on the same day as WotC planned in advance or just an unlikely coincidence?

Need a source on this quote

I think it's the bad reviews that are the most telling. IGN gave t a 77
>But you’re in for a surprise: even for XCOM vets some of its battles are challenging puzzles. Some of its tougher levels do devolve into a trial-and-error slog
Destructoid
>Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle's guts are impressive, but its main event feels like a [good] expansion for a fleshed-out strategy RPG that has more to offer than a great combat system

wait how is IGN docking points for difficulty not one of the biggest praises a game can get again?

They just fucking copied Xcom, and slapped some Mario characters in it.

why the fuck did this meme take off

fpbp

Its applicable to almost anything

HOLY FUCK IGN COMPLAINED ABOUT DIFFICULTY

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