Literally the highest rated rabbids game

>literally the highest rated rabbids game

It's like everything nintendo touches becomes pure gold.

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>series known for trashy shovelware
>pays for review and STILL only gets 'meh it's okay' scores

Fucking embarrassing, I can't believe how far Nintendo has fallen

>rated 85/100
>"meh it's okay"
are you actually fucking retarded

I'm really going to start believing that the "nintendo bonus" is actually real

It's real because nintendo games are actually better.

>Highly difficult game suited for X-com vets

Nani?!?

then why ARMS got such shit score compared to other figthing games?

More a Mario/Zelda bonus.

>It's like everything nintendo touches becomes pure gold.
nintendo didnt touch it though, they just licensed their bing bing wahoo character. its like everything with Nintendo branding gets a Nintendo bonus.

It's like those characters are so well designed they can improve a game simply by being there.

>It's like those characters are so well designed they can improve a game simply by being there.
Ummm
metacritic.com/game/wii-u/mario-tennis-ultra-smash

I can't wait to see your reaction when odyssey comes out and everyone trashes it for having a 92.

How is a 92 bad?

Now let's see the original game that this was a remake of.

>metacritic.com/game/nintendo-64/mario-tennis

Ok how does that change the fact that game with Mario got a terrible score?

>Nintendo pays critics!
>no they don't, they're just that good
>then why did this game get a low score?!
Flawless logic, user.

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That's three points higher than the original Splatoon's score if I recall correctly

If it's not 95 or higher, it's garbage. If it is 95 or higher, it's paid reviews.

So all games are bad?

Welcome to Sup Forums

Yes, liking a game is subjective to ones own taste but realistically they are pure garbage.

92 is pretty meh for a mainline Mario game.

Pretty sure because Ubisoft actually tried after making a deal with Nintendo that if they released the game as fucking shovelware the yakuza would cut off all of Ubi's higherups egg rolls.

>mainline mario game

How is Odyssey not a mainline Mario game?

>85%
>pure gold

It's like everything nintendo touches becomes pure silver.

>everything nintendo touches becomes pure gold.
>developed and published by Ubisoft

>tfw this will sell more than uncharted sjw edition.

>inb4 switch owners are desesperate 'cause no games.

Hate to bring logic into this, but wouldn't that imply that Nintendo doesn't pay reviewers, does earn it's good scores, but does have an occasional flop?