Your drunken ass father just stepped into your room holding the last weapon you used in vidya

Your drunken ass father just stepped into your room holding the last weapon you used in vidya.
How fucked are you?

>bare-handed
not so bad once you get used to it

>troll warlord's axes
I wonder if he gets troll's powers as well.

>Kar98k
If he misses the first shot I should be ok

>last game was fire emblem
pretty fucked unless we're in the woods or some shit

>fallout 3's 10mm
I'm safe

>playing PUBG

He wont.

or you know, he could be playing day of defeat

I was playing starcraft...

so whats he holding? a cursor?

>Catherine
so...a pillow?

Day of Infamy actually

Oh Dear

>10mm
>safe
butthurt .45 shill

>CoD2
>CoD5
>Battlefield 1
>Battlefield 1942
>Day of Defeat
>Red Orchestra/Rising Storm
>Arma 3 Iron Front

>Magnum from REmake
Well, I'm glad my father is dead.

oblivion pirate sword

Payday 2
>shorty shotgun cosomized to all hell
>fal sniperbreed

vary

Fuck

>pic related
Very

shit

Same, I'll probably get bolted from the other side of the house

My 72 year old father ain't in any kinda fighting condition and when he gets drunk he tends to fucking fall on his ass and smash his face into things. I don't think he could swing Cloud's Buster Sword drunk, let alone sober.

>No dad, I'm pretty sure it's not legal to hunt with an LMG in this state.

Jet Set Radio´s spray paint can?

>Charge Blade
Oh shit.

>shotgun from Titanfall 2
This might be bad if my dad weren't blind.

not him but, it's true tho

that's a fucking vehicle, not a weapon idiot

take some reading comprehension classes, retard

It is a weapon.

>this motherfucker, kitted with a 100% status Blast/Corrosive build
>this motherfucking shotgun that warbles the air with each shot
This dude is shooting 18 sharp, explosive (and I'm talking high explosive, throw or possibly disintegrate your body high), acidic pellets in my general vicinity. 100% fucked.

time for sushi

Gallic Sword from Dragon's Trap
>Here you go, hot shot. I know it's not much, but I hope it'll be useful for you.
>I'll lay down and watch as you play
30 seconds later there'd be impossibly loud snoring.

Love you, Dad.

sorry user, not being a nigger or irish I don't understand the scenario

>yfw your drunk dad bursts into your room along with a zerg army

He walks in with an enchanted diamond sword. He's a party drunk not a violent drunk so he'd probably do stupid shit with the sword and tell me to come drink with him

>playing vidya
>hear dad open door
>shithead's probably drunk again
>continue playing
>hear him come up the stairs
>activating ignore mode
>door flies open
>dad throws Makoto from Street Fighter III at me

I just played dead rising a bit and the last thing I did was eat a pie.
So this should be delicious.

>Witcher swords

Eh, probably fucked.

>explosive combat shotgun
shit

>Thypoon missile barrage

100% fucked

Ingram mac 11

It was from V:tmB though, so if I just get up and leave he won't be able to hit me.

>West of Loathing Medical Gun

Well, at least it'll be over quick.

>tfw preparing to dodge it

>60,000 Japanese soldiers

Shit.

I think I'm going to be fine.

>A flamethrower

Whelp, rest in pepperoni.

I smiled

Thanks mate

>Dad has Kirby's hammer
That's actually pretty awesome. And I'm fine, we're on really good terms, and he's got enough self-control to not cause problems when drunk.

I literally played mass effect last
Not fucked, i know how to handle him

>bootleg rifle
If you are considering the rl counterpart, i'm pretty much dead

I was playing sengoku rance
How fucked am I

>blast/corrosive instead of radiation/viral
pwahahahah, what a loser. I bet you saw that build on reddit or something. Use a real man's build.
>100% status with radiation / viral
>Sweeping Serration to put Slash up front and increase the chance of slash procs over viral and rad
1 Duplex shot insta gibs level 150 Heavy G's.

Scarborough Fair

thankfully he's probably too high off his tits to aim, and as for aiming with his feet...

>the threaded cane from bloodborne
He'd ask me for a top hat and try to imitate the frog from bugs bunny.
He'd do a shit job but I'd still laugh.

Uh oh

>mass effect 3 particle rifle
Yeah I'm fucked

>energy sword
Oh boy here we go.

>AK-47
Way to be a generic faggot dad

>last game I played was Sonic Adventure DX
>Finishing Big the Cat's campaign

how fucked am I?

My dad has Parkinson's disease so it'll be okay

but it's never okay

>Ludwigs great sword
Knowing my father drunk i would burst out laughing

My father was never aggressive when he was drunk, just depressive and wanted to be alone, and the last game I played is Binding of Isaac where your weapon is actually just your tears.

So my drunken ass, depressive father comes into my room crying tears? I'm not in any physical danger at all, but I need to comfort him and get him to a place where he can sleep and get sober, so I probably can say goodbye to vidya for that evening.

The last game I played is CM3D2.

AC-96/2 from STALKER. I'm about to get cheeki breekied.

My father is dead but...

Digimon? No daddie not the Digimon!!!

>Advent Rising alien guns
I'm completely not fucked, my dad is a total bro even without alcohol but on rare occasions when he drinks he becomes the funniest person you can meet.

>Payday 2
>Assault rifle with a suppressor
Fuck

*walks casually into your room*