tfw today is my 26th birthday

> tfw today is my 26th birthday
> didn't find the secret neutral-black ending

happy birthday user

Did I say 25? I meant 30

Can someone post all endings to help us oldfags out?

> implying you can understand any ending when you are under or above the age of 25

Good luck in your next life, bro.

I heared it is possible to get both chics layed

How did you get that ending?? Did I fuck up the dialogue route with the talking deer?!

no you need to make the tree drunk

Why are all these Trees all look-alike?

Were all of them drawn by the same artist?

not sure of their origin but all of them know a game that you need to play if you own a computer and are at least 25

Neutral white

Where does this meme come from?

Are you over 25?

turn off adblocker

Do you have a computer?

You NEED to try this game!

if yes send a scan of your ID as verification

Welcome to the internet.

Yes, unfortunately.

Who the fuck browses Sup Forums w/o adblocker? Is this a newfag meme?

Do you own a computer though?

Thats because you didn't have a computer faggot

One more day before i turn 25, what am i in for?

Being kept up all night.

No.

how's your progress on the deer ending lads

I'm addicted since I encountered the several gay endings

ever wondered what happens if you enter the konami code while teabagging the deer?

>getting the doctor ending

How?

>play the console version
>half the endings are cut
>graphics are worse
>tree reminds you to get the PC version

Fuck that, I can't get a computer

I can't wait until September, then I'll be 26 and can finally play this game on the computer I own!

you need to emote /whistle while wearing no gear

but do you think you can reach level 3?

I though the game is 25+ due to being super sophiscated game for adults but it turns out it's because of gay sex and deer rape

now all i see is that image with "if you have $1 this game is for you" or something along those lines

Fuck you faggot today is my birthday too but I don't complain about it on an anime image board even though I also spent my birthday alone.
happy birthday to you too

Thats only if you get the gay sex and deer rape ending.

Did someone get the pedophile ending as well?

I'm not sure how I unlocked it.. probably has to do with playing a girl character and finding the youth spell throughout the game.
But everytime I replay this route I'm getting the rape ending.

it must be an ad for humble bundle

I don't know, it's still several days before I'm over 25, I don't wanna miss out on content because I played it too early.

What is this game even actually like? I'm expecting a simple tower defense or something.

Its not just one game, its shitty mobile games using fake art for their usual clash of clans like game.

>Who the fuck browses Sup Forums w/o adblocker? Is this a newfag meme?

People who want to support the website they spend all their time on? Only mobilefags get the annoying ads.

Did you just read the thread or are you even 25?

There are more than gay sex and deer rape, user

>village peasant can get fucked if you somehow piss the tree off, making you a villain
>you can try your best shot fucking the tree if you piss it off
>bsdm ending
>little girl ending
>hetero ending
>bi ending
>trans ending
>food orgy ending
>eye fuck ending

Christ the game is filled with more lewd shit, what i said was just the tip, why do you think you need to be old to play the game?

No one under 25 knows.

Think of Dark Souls, except with Zelda elements all over the place, and more lewd

It's pretty fun

I cannot imagine that one has enough time to see all endings if he waits until he is 25

forced shit, luckily these threads get purged now so it's only a matter of time

It's just shitty Facebook/mobile-tier games using stock art to draw people in by making them think it's something more.

blasphemy! you underestimate this master piece!

Thanks doc

tell that to my skin, i tried to play the game and i got zapped

>Only mobilefags get the annoying ads
Do people actually use browsers instead of apps like clover for mobileposting?

Many plebs do