Youtube

>youtube
>vidya walkthrough part 1
>click on video
>HEY GUYS
>close video

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>EB Games
>going to buy the new Call of Duty
>pull open door
>WOAH HEY GUYS
>close door

I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE.

WHAT IS GOING ON EVERYBODY
THIS IS KEREK HERE WITH AGC REVIEWS

and today we're gonna be looking at

how ould you start your video?
>e--em wel--welcome to my let's play of em me metal gear liq- solid 3, part 56

I wouldn't, you dipshit.

>Hello and welcome, today we again are playing [game]
Not everything has to be formatted for attention-deficient teenagers.

Footage of me killing myself for being a worthless e-celeb wannabe.

>>youtube
>>vidya walkthrough part 1
>>click on video
>>HEEELLLOOOO and WELCOOME
>>close video

>search for vidya playthrough
>click on link
>LOUD BASS INTENSIFIES INTRO WITH AFTER EFFECTS LOGO
>"WHAT UP DUDES! IT'S YO BOI.."
>close link

>Hey hey, welcome to Chiaki-chan plays Daddy Dating Sim... maybe.

>start up a gameplay video
>no introduction, just straight to the point
>only talks when its related to the game, and how to do the level properly with clear concise instructions

>"Hey its me again, lets just play this game some more"
>continue to play the game without giving any fucks

t. 10 subs celebration video

Not everything has to be formatted for british people either

>how would you start your video
Upload an upwards of five 4+ hour videos at a time whilst barely saying anything and all the viewers hear from me are heavy breathing/coughing/my heater desu

This pic made me lose my shit. Thanks OP I needed that laugh.

>25k viewers on average just with some unedited shit-tier-quality microphone videos of some obscure games nobody plays
>people like it

>post a silent playthrough
>get thrown in with the thousands of other silent walkthroughs/playthroughs
No wonder you don't have a channel, or it's failing. Most people actually like commentary in their vidya videos.

I don't.

>watching walkthrough, nobody's talking
>expect no commentary
>40 minutes in, player dies
>"FUCK! SHIT! FUCK!"
>proceed to be silent for another 2 hours
>player starts dieing repeatedly
>literally starts groaning and reeing

>hey everybody it's x, I'm playing y. Let's do this shit

Use "No commentary"
In the search.

It must work.

Wow user nice, super cringeworthy my friend.

>find a new youtube person playing a game you're recently really into
>they have a similar playstyle as you and you learn a little from their videos
>shortly after discovering them they completely switch gears to whining about internet drama

>shit
Enjoy your "not suitable for all advertisers" tag

This, also videos under the "longplay" term don't generally have commentary.

I CLAPPED WHEN I SAW IT

>uhh hallo and uh welcome to my playsroo of this ga... theis game uh, i uh hope you are ready for 25 minutes of an incredibly strong yet unidentifiable european accent and curiously bad play

These threads are worse than the shit you complaint about.
Pic related, it's you.

I UNDERSTAND THIS REFERENCE TOO.

>SUP EVERYBODY IT'S YO BOY _____ COMIN RIGHT AT YOU AND TODAY WE'RE PLAYING--

Why do they make the burners so hot? Why can't someone make a cold burner for once?

>middle school friend adds me on discord
>haven't seen him since middle school ended
>login one friday night at around 1 am
>"Friend is streaming"
>Click it to see what the fuck is even
>Streaming PUBG, no viewers, dark room lit only by pc, huge beard, big glasses
>Completely silent
>Dies
>*cough* fuck *cough*
Damn, PUBG really brings out the inner attention whore e celeb wannabe out of everyone, doesn't it?

t. let's player

For a given level of play
Informative>humorous(the good kind)>silent>talks about stuff>humorous(bad)

...

The adpocalypse is stupid
>Your content must be safe to watch for FIVE YEAR OLDS
What's the point of the god damn internet if they're going to be tighter and harsher than TV?

Kids aren't smart enough to use ad-block.

Because (((they))) want to put it under a ever stricter leash, don't want the goys thinking for themselves, do we?

Yeah but nonetheless it's rather stupid. Parents are no longer parenting and if your content isn't "kid friendly" because you say fuck bitch cunt then replaces the coke ads with condom ads and tag the video as in "Let's Play for mature audiences".

Which admitedly would be EVERY LP channel, even game grumps and their dick jokes.

>youtube
>vidya walkthrough part 1
>click on video
>HAI DOMO VIRTUAL YOUTUBER KIZUNA AI DESU

>we

I would totally watch. Would watch her fully clothed.

kek

>wuz

(((WE)))

What is considered "good" commentary though?

These days it's like digging through a big pile of shit until you can find something you like. Just look up any game and "let's play" after it, I guarantee you will find thumbnail after thumbnail of stupid fucks grinning at the camera / gasping at the camera / looking puzzled at the camera with their face covering the majority of the game, and a title like "UH OH SPAGHETIOS?!??! LETS PLAY MARIO" or some shit.

I like commentary with my games and I understand some people won't like my tastes, back in the day I could just put something on like TippingForties or Cybershell in the background and listen in once in a while. I've fallen for the OneyPlays meme but I actually like Oney despite him making dumb noises half the time. Whoever is playing the game usually (saying the loosely here) has some extended knowledge of what they are playing and explain it to the audience.

It just isn't the same anymore man. I can't fucking stand a video that immediately starts with "HEY GUYS" like it's fucking beginner improv night. I can't stand the smug douchebags putting their mug on the corner of the screen for you to watch their face playing a game. I just can't do it anymore man. I just want some quality commentary or some good jokes, not the equivalent of shaking keys in my face.

WUZ

yes goy

At least Ai is an anime 16-year-old gravure YouTuber and not a real bitch showing her face to the world on camera.

Fuck off google, seriously

>Look for video of game
>Icon has two people pulling a "funny" face over a stock photo of the game
>Title in all caps
>one billion views
>throw laptop out of the window

>Google
I discovered her through you, faggots.

I'll do you one better.

>hopelessly stuck in a game that probably doesn't have a lot of replay value.

>google a spoiler free text based walkthrough to get yourself past a single part.

>live in an era where there is only video walkthrough guides

I just want a fucking hint to get me by. I don't have a lot of time to invest in this shit anymore, so what time I get is precious. And I absolutely DO NOT want to watch some asshole play the game for me. Youtube/let's play culture can fucking die any time now.

>"Hello guys, who wants to watch me suck some dick?"

>video is called "Walkthrough"
>It's a "Playthrough"
I look up a walkthrough if I need to know what to do, not so i can see some idiot bumbling sound words playing for the first time

EYYY IS YO BOY

>Click on video
>Disthclaimeh: I wan pepol to know tha i play mepplestroy back in pre big bang you know when'd'they dint hab pirat class
youtube.com/watch?v=E4szeXr-M84

>Open video from 2013
>Hey I'm grump!
>And jim crow laws weren't that bad
>and were the game grumps
>closes video

>popular = good

IS IT A JOJO REFERENCE

HOWDY NIGGERS

>Walking down the street
>Person across from me says "Hey hows it going?"

content creators don't have to monetize or even use youtube for that matter

What's happening forum

>or even use youtube
Yeah, so much people go to vimeo mirite?

>forum
Was Ray retarded.

>No Commentary

He's a manlet, of course he was.
Unless his early videos were posted at a forum like SA? I dont fucking know.

how ya doing faggotards

...

why is everyone mad at the adpocalypse. Youtube was better when people didn't do it for the money

>it's ok to be obnoxious if you do it behind a mask

>it's called "minimalistic commentary"

>tfw thought let's plays were autistic until I found out people do let's watches with anime
>it's just people with a webcam reacting to anime for 23 minutes and they somehow get thousands of views
>the anime is always not even shown in the video to avoid copyright issues

The internet needs to be nuked

>ads pull out
>now every youtube video has a 2 minute intermission where they recite a dollar shave club, blue apron, and audible pitch

yeah bro so much better

>Look up gameplay of game I'm interested in
>Whoever is playing is shit
every time

>youtube
>vidya walkthrough
>click on video
>youtuber is standing in a garbage dump
>"What are you doing?"
>"I'm looking for indie horror games"

>it's just people with a webcam reacting to anime for 23 minutes and they somehow get thousands of views
>the anime is always not even shown in the video to avoid copyright issues
What the fug?

>Conservative viewers are the most mad about it
>But they did the same thing during gamer gate
Really makes you stink

It's literally just a webcam with some retard overreacting with "WOAH" or "HOLY SHIT DID THAT JUST HAPPEN?" while you only hear the episode in the background.

>Really makes you stink
Did you shit yourself or something?

captcha: zone brampton

short teaser of whats to come, 3 second title intro, just start playing after that

I always thought it'd be cool to steal another popular channels intro for each video.
One video open with "What's up everybody, it's Cr1tikal" and the next "Hey Vsauce! Michael here."

so its like playing rifftrax, but not funny at all

>youtube
>some tutorial how to build (insert thing here) in minecraft
>loud as fuck intro (lower volume)
>voice so low i thought it was some kind of ASMR, so i turned up the volume
>can hear shit in the backbroung like barking etc.
>skipped some parts
>so fucking long and boring i didn't even build it
>close youtube

how do you deal with dislikes?

I record myself pulling my hair out and smearing my feces on the wall while complaining about how the dislikers made me do it and then I upload.

>game crashes and weird error code comes up
>look for videos to help me fix it
>no one is talking and it's just a notepad with text telling you how to do it
>this is blaring during the entire video
youtube.com/watch?v=2WPCLda_erI

What's wrong with introducing the viewer to your video?

Or this
youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>HEY GUYS WHASSUP
>3 minute long intro
>5 minute in loading screen
>le whack over exaggerated faces/sounds

I swear I get headaches listening to this out of some Pavlovian reflex

>"HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS BIGWONKERSINMYBUM69_420 HERE, REMEMBER TO SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND ENTER MY RAFFLE FOR A PS4 PRO!!!!"

Holy fuck are you forreal? Is that actually true?

>click on video
>20 second epic intro of loud blaring noise and moving channel name
>WHATS UP GUYS ITS YO BOI DOUCHEBAG PEDOPHILE NIGGER HERE WITH SOME SHITTY FUCKING GAMEPLAY DONT FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE FAGGOT

HAI DOMO

There's a huge difference between "Hey guys" in OP and your autismal post.
So answer the question or fuck off.