AYYY FREEMAN BADA BING BADA BOOM CHOICES. REMEMBER BLACK MESA? FUGETTABOUTTT, YOUR TIME HAS CUM AGAIN AND I NEED TO TO SMELL MY GRANDFATHERS ASHES. WAKE UP FREEMAN, HURRY THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TO GET A TRAIN HERE.
AYYY FREEMAN BADA BING BADA BOOM CHOICES. REMEMBER BLACK MESA? FUGETTABOUTTT...
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HEY ALEX GET THE FUCK UP I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DYSON SPHERE YOU GREASED UP BIMBO, FUCK YOU, THOSE COMBINE BASTERDS COMING TO OUR PLANET ILLEGALLY
best thread on this shitty board.
kek
>Gordon does NYC
mite b cool
never bothered with these cinematic cervix mods, are they this bad? haha
AYYY FREE MAN ABOUT THAT BEAR I OWED YA? FUGETTABOUTITT WHAT FUCKIN BEAR? YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY FUCK YOU
>ferns
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
What the H E doublehockeysticks was this guys problem anyways
OH!
that's my favorite character, the italian one
Oh boy! I can't wait to see what happens next.
I find it funny while reading without really knowing why. Is this a reference to a parody or something?
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MODELED
>million have died waiting for this pastebin
F
>[Dog Alert]
What did he mean by this?
What is this?
>leaves with the G-Man without a second thought
what a bitch
>Spirals
FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT. I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.
Some guy made a mod for HL2 called cinematic mod, which is infamously terrible.
That's G-man, only now he looks like a generic meat headed italian mobster, which is why he's all AYY OHH I'M TRYNA RIDE A TRAIN HERE, because that's how they talk.
>You left her to die in the citadel explosion
What goes around comes around buddy
>let's just leave the entire fucking series at this exact point for ten years
Jesus fucking Christ, fuck Valve but I have 500 Steam games so I can't.
Pretty much. Ferns, bridges, FULLY MODELED and other hilariously awful design choices abound.
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I'm more concerned with how Breen looks like an old gay Hispanic man.
>ayy ya fuckin idiot down there ehh, the fuck you doin here?
>ravenholm? fuck outta heeere we dont go that way, buncha fuckin schifosa that way im tellin ya
RISE AND FUCKIN SHINE, FREEMAN! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YOU SLEEP IN FOR ANUDDA HALF HOUWAH? FUGEDDABOWDIT
This is like a child's interpretation of a plane crash.
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>Oh my God, no!
>[pain]
>[pain]
>[pain]
Noooo!
KEK
Jesus, those eyelashes....
>all girls are white
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send help
how the fuck did that get there
Breen was old but not OLD. That gaunt face and spindly ass beard hair makes him look like he's about to turn to dust any second.
What a fucking trash mod.
Why is there a picture of Spock?
Christ, are these actually a part of the Cinematic mod? Seriously? Like, the botched G-Man I could believe, but these are just ridiculous..
CERVIX
EYY, VORTIGAUNTS
I'M WALKIN' 'ERE
Is that the same mod where Alex has cum dripping out her at all times or was that a different one?
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>[Dog Alert]
U
HAVE
THE
FUCK
Words to live by.
>[tongue-slither]
>I love you, sweetheart.
>Ah!
>Close your eyes, honey.
>I love you, Dad!
>Don't look.
>No!
Alright Sup Forums, half life 2 or incest doujin?
The person who made this put time and effort into it and said to himself on numerous occasions that what he was making was okay.
>u have the fuck
This reads like some third worlder trying to sound cool
Where the fuck did this come from
>that what he was making was okay.
You sure.
It could be work of either a true autist or an expert rusemaster
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FERNS
well guess what
[Dog Alert]
What the fuck
Apparently the resistance is composed of a bunch of perves
I thought fakefactory was german
>inb4 germany is 3rd world
Half-Life 2's cinematic mod and its ridiculously bad NPC models.
It adds ferns everywhere too for some reason.
well shit I just figured he was russian
I wonder how mad that bug was so he came there in person to kill some dumb earthling that wasted his vacation time
How fucking new are you?
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What did he mean by this?
Not sure about the cum, but cinematic mod does give her a fully modelled uterus.
Post the Dyson simulation screenshot
so that bean is dr breen?
MODS
The guy who made this is an autistic 40-year-old German dude who, with the creation of this mod, was ostracized by everybody imaginable. Not only was the mod a complete laughing stock, but it pissed off Tumblr too.
I don't have that particular webm but yeah it's the same one
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Gordon what are you doing down there!!
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Alyx is ripped
Oh God thanks for reminding me about that fucking face.
You know, I don't care about how dumb this shit is or how ugly her face is, I'd tap that
Yeah, it's literally a mod.
lol
source engine subtitles are so fucking stupid
Lel
is that the guy who draws all that grotesque interracial bimbo porn
F E R N S
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Pitt?
what the actual fuck
Looks like fucking Aphex Twin
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Dogs makes noise if enemies are nearby
Crashing this plane.
Am I supposed to be hearing Joe Pesci? Because that's all I hear when I read this.
CRASHING THIS MOD
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4/10 not cinematic enough
WITH NO CERVIXES
>*URRRRP* *BRAAAAAAP* GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY
FERNS
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