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AYYY FREEMAN BADA BING BADA BOOM CHOICES. REMEMBER BLACK MESA? FUGETTABOUTTT, YOUR TIME HAS CUM AGAIN AND I NEED TO TO SMELL MY GRANDFATHERS ASHES. WAKE UP FREEMAN, HURRY THE FUCK UP IM TRYIN TO GET A TRAIN HERE.

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HEY ALEX GET THE FUCK UP I NEED TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE DYSON SPHERE YOU GREASED UP BIMBO, FUCK YOU, THOSE COMBINE BASTERDS COMING TO OUR PLANET ILLEGALLY

best thread on this shitty board.

kek

>Gordon does NYC

mite b cool

never bothered with these cinematic cervix mods, are they this bad? haha

AYYY FREE MAN ABOUT THAT BEAR I OWED YA? FUGETTABOUTITT WHAT FUCKIN BEAR? YOU THINK IM MADE OF MONEY FUCK YOU

>ferns

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

What the H E doublehockeysticks was this guys problem anyways

OH!

that's my favorite character, the italian one

Oh boy! I can't wait to see what happens next.

I find it funny while reading without really knowing why. Is this a reference to a parody or something?

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MODELED

>million have died waiting for this pastebin
F

>[Dog Alert]

What did he mean by this?

What is this?

>leaves with the G-Man without a second thought
what a bitch

>Spirals

FUCKING SPOILER THAT SHIT. I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK.

Some guy made a mod for HL2 called cinematic mod, which is infamously terrible.
That's G-man, only now he looks like a generic meat headed italian mobster, which is why he's all AYY OHH I'M TRYNA RIDE A TRAIN HERE, because that's how they talk.

>You left her to die in the citadel explosion
What goes around comes around buddy

>let's just leave the entire fucking series at this exact point for ten years
Jesus fucking Christ, fuck Valve but I have 500 Steam games so I can't.

Pretty much. Ferns, bridges, FULLY MODELED and other hilariously awful design choices abound.

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I'm more concerned with how Breen looks like an old gay Hispanic man.

>ayy ya fuckin idiot down there ehh, the fuck you doin here?
>ravenholm? fuck outta heeere we dont go that way, buncha fuckin schifosa that way im tellin ya

youtube.com/watch?v=he2pOrvRlek

RISE AND FUCKIN SHINE, FREEMAN! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA LET YOU SLEEP IN FOR ANUDDA HALF HOUWAH? FUGEDDABOWDIT

This is like a child's interpretation of a plane crash.

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>Oh my God, no!
>[pain]
>[pain]
>[pain]
Noooo!

KEK

Jesus, those eyelashes....

>all girls are white

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send help

how the fuck did that get there

Breen was old but not OLD. That gaunt face and spindly ass beard hair makes him look like he's about to turn to dust any second.

What a fucking trash mod.

Why is there a picture of Spock?

Christ, are these actually a part of the Cinematic mod? Seriously? Like, the botched G-Man I could believe, but these are just ridiculous..

CERVIX

EYY, VORTIGAUNTS
I'M WALKIN' 'ERE

Is that the same mod where Alex has cum dripping out her at all times or was that a different one?

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>[Dog Alert]

U

HAVE

THE

FUCK

Words to live by.

>[tongue-slither]
>I love you, sweetheart.
>Ah!
>Close your eyes, honey.
>I love you, Dad!
>Don't look.
>No!
Alright Sup Forums, half life 2 or incest doujin?

The person who made this put time and effort into it and said to himself on numerous occasions that what he was making was okay.

>u have the fuck

This reads like some third worlder trying to sound cool

Where the fuck did this come from

>that what he was making was okay.
You sure.
It could be work of either a true autist or an expert rusemaster

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FERNS

well guess what

[Dog Alert]

What the fuck

Apparently the resistance is composed of a bunch of perves

I thought fakefactory was german
>inb4 germany is 3rd world

Half-Life 2's cinematic mod and its ridiculously bad NPC models.
It adds ferns everywhere too for some reason.

well shit I just figured he was russian

I wonder how mad that bug was so he came there in person to kill some dumb earthling that wasted his vacation time

How fucking new are you?

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What did he mean by this?

Not sure about the cum, but cinematic mod does give her a fully modelled uterus.

Post the Dyson simulation screenshot

so that bean is dr breen?

MODS

The guy who made this is an autistic 40-year-old German dude who, with the creation of this mod, was ostracized by everybody imaginable. Not only was the mod a complete laughing stock, but it pissed off Tumblr too.

I don't have that particular webm but yeah it's the same one

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Gordon what are you doing down there!!

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Alyx is ripped

Oh God thanks for reminding me about that fucking face.

You know, I don't care about how dumb this shit is or how ugly her face is, I'd tap that

Yeah, it's literally a mod.

lol

source engine subtitles are so fucking stupid

Lel

is that the guy who draws all that grotesque interracial bimbo porn

F E R N S
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Pitt?

what the actual fuck

Looks like fucking Aphex Twin

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Dogs makes noise if enemies are nearby

Crashing this plane.

Am I supposed to be hearing Joe Pesci? Because that's all I hear when I read this.

CRASHING THIS MOD

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4/10 not cinematic enough

WITH NO CERVIXES

>*URRRRP* *BRAAAAAAP* GOD'S NOT REAL MORTY

FERNS

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