The pyro update is a lie

The pyro update is a lie

You mean the Jungle update?
You mean the Summer update?
You mean the Halloween update?
You mean the 10th anniversary update?
You mean the Smissmast 2017 update?

>You mean the Smissmast 2017 update?
what's the smissmast 2017 update? legit question

Christmas

Only shitters play pyro anyways

you just have to be patient

i61 just ended, it's coming tomorrow for sure.

iwho

Video game event with professional tf2 in it

So who won a team with 5 soldiers and 5 medics?

418 DAYS!
GIVE IT UP FOR 418 DAYS SINCE MEET YOUR MATCH!

whats the update tho

there is no update we have a digital card game instead

can't wait for the inevitable disappointment of the pants-on-head retarded balance changes and new crutch weapons

No matter what changes they make, you ungrateful shits will have a programmed meltdown to shit on the game as usual.

You aren't a clever man, right?

>they've named someone into Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress
>they've roasted themselves

God I love this. DH is the only reason I come back to play this game every now and then.

These heavies block your path to the objective.

You are a scout on red on the map ctf_well.

What do you do?

ahahahahahahahahahahahooooooooooo he thinks we're getting an update this year

use corners, jump around, try to separate the 2 blues
if they are dumb enough to camp the intel room, sandman+machete
use force a nature and gibus to piss them off even more

Tomorrow's the night!

kill them and tell them how bad they are in the chat

I can't do anything because ctf_well isn't on the Casual rotation.

jump over them and keep moving
I have a pyro with a 7k+ kills flamethrower and a Bad Box solider chasing me right now. I don't have time to negotiate your autistic hugbox

dude wtf is that image

i don't knwo why in the fuck does the DH dhas no damage reduction on hitting sentries.

that shit is annoying as hell since soldiers can simply peek in the corner and shoot the shit out of sentries.

you fool

Hey Sup Forums
yore
ugleh

...

Hey Sup Forums,
y-

Oh hey, NICE GOIN, PARDNER
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

please rate

...

You have the same costume as me!

rate mine

8/10 would call for medic
goggles look kinda weird

Bonk

Rate me

I dont really like most cosmetics

Suicide is fatal

10/10 blutsauger name
nothing else to really go off of though

i rate 4 big macs out of 5

So Sup Forums, what are the nerfs and buffs you wish this update will bring?

rate my edgelord pyro

Dead Ringer nerf
Pomson buff
Sun on a stick buff

>black Burner
yes
>noise maker - WINTER holiday
no
9/10

>Dead Ringer nerf
They've already confirmed that DR got a hard nerf; you won't recover cloak from ammo boxes or dispensers anymore.

Buff shit weapons
Nerf crutch weapons

Baby face Blaster buff
Black Box nerf
back burner crit hitbox swapped with Spy Backstab hitbox

Looks like a weird enemy from LISA: The painful

...

Pyro and sniper removed from the game

you better buy some new shoes then, because i have no sauce, only the original pic.

btw i have to rename my images with their respective sauce one day.

That's some shonky business right there

>Queen Tyr'ahnee

I think the game is fine as is.

The only changes I'd like to see are buffs to lesser used items