>be indie game dev
>make game about small creature/child w/ a big head in a dangerous world, sometimes in monochrome
I are creative!
Be indie game dev
what
>be indie game dev
>make pixelated zelda clone
I are creative!
>tfw I have Fill's hairline
fucking kill me
Its souls clones now.
>be indie game dev
>it deconstructs video games and tries to make you question/feel bad for playing them
really gets the almonds going................
>be a whore
>suck hundreds of dicks
>get men to do my bidding and make a twine game for me
>take all the credit
>release their hard work for free so you don't have to pay them
I am creative!
>be indie dev
>first line of kickstarter includes the phrase "souls-like"
>130% funded in 28 hours
G...GG..GOOBLLEYGRAPPLERE
G-G-G-GAMERGATORR
G...G.G.G.G
>ex-ubisoft employee
>have all the connections in the media
>make a documentary in which he is acting like a total manchild
>shit game is smashing hit due to above reasons
huh
>be indie dev
>make a good game out of nowhere
What's her name, Sup Forums?
no such thing,all successful "indie devs" were in a major studio at some point.
jeez i forgot her name already...chloe?
>game sucks, shit controls, shit mechanics, shit graphics
>give it some "deep message"
>Polygon GOTY
please dont be so salty the rules are simple
>if a woman originates from rich family and is successful you can be sure she is not a whore
>if a woman is not from a rich family and is successful you can bet your left nut she did some stuff to get there
What about Pixel? Or Toby Fox?
Dennaton games?
Shut up, fag
>badthings.gif
Where'd you get that image user?
>be indie dev
>have no skills, and don't want to work
>make a game
>it's terrible, everyone knows it's terrible, god I'm going to have to get a job no god why please spare m- wait
>make a strong black woman with an afro as the main character
"THE BEST GAME I'VE PLAYED THIS YEAR" - IGN
"YOU'RE REALLY MISSING OUT IF YOU DON'T PLAY THIS" - POLYGON
"THIS IS THE GAME I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR" - PC Gamer
So do I. Its the hairline of the gods
You fuckers couldn't shut your fucking mouths and made WAY bigger than it was.
God damn, why did this post make me fucking laugh?