Co-worker starts talking about video games

>co-worker starts talking about video games

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If you have a job why are you posting on Sup Forums wagecuck
get back to work

>"Hey user do you play video games?"
>"No"

>I start talking to my co-workers about video games

So this just happened. Good timing for a thread like this eh?
>Neighbor comes up to me, drunk.
>"Hey user man you take me for a gamer type?"
>Say you think most people play something every now and then so sure.
>He starts rambling on about how he goes pretty hard into "That good GTA shit".
>Desperately want out of the conversation at this point.
>He blurts out how he knows I have a PS4 and we should play together some time.
>Get taken back a little bit because, like, does he look through my window or something? What? Cobble together a response insisting I only have GTA on PC and I haven't played it since it started crashing.
>Have a stroke of genius or just a fucking stroke and abort the convo by shuffling my ass closer to my door then interrupting him with "I think my wife needs me" and just sort of fall into my house and close the door before any proper good byes can be said.
I might actually be autistic but my GOD drunks annoy the shit out of me.

>coworker starts talking about anime

>mother starts talking to me about Death Note because she knows I watch anime
>she watched the Netflix live action film

>Talk to co-worker what sits next to me about vidya
>Convince her to try Dragon's Dogma because I fucking love it; loan her my copy
>Talking to her after she's started playing it
>"I killed that French girl because I thought she would steal my glory for killing the Hydra lol"
>mfw

This was the moment when I started to fully realize what a mess she was, both vidya and work.

I like your mom

I do too. She's a nice lady. But she doesn't know SHIT about anime.

>working

>See guy getting teased on campus for wearing a shirt related to his favorite vidja

Poor bastard didn't know to hide his power level

>But she doesn't know SHIT about anime.

Implying that's a bad thing

You think that's bad. My mom likes Dragonball Evolution, though to be fair, she likes it because of how stupid it is

>My mom likes Dragonball Evolution

>co-worker starts talking about porn

>My mom likes Dragonball Evolution

>co-worker starts talking about video games

It's always call of duty or overwatch.

Beats Realm Grinder.

>co-workers start talking about philosophy or morality
Jesus fucking Christ stop. It's always the cringiest fucking shit ever

>I start talking about videogames
>mainly complain that I have no time to play them since I waste too much time in work
It's not really a wageslaving, as my paychecks are nice and I'm working in narrow specialty, but lack of time is a bitch

>co-worker starts talking

>Having no time for yourself
>Not wageslaving

I just ate a good pound or two of grapes and now I'm having some really bad diahrea
I talk poop with some of my cowokers we even take pics of our shits and print them out and pin them to eachothers cork boards

...

>co-worker starts

>tfw I start talking to my coworkers about video games and anime because I know they might be a weeb that also browses this shit hole

I know you're here James you League of Legends playing piece of shit

>Coworkers

I think that wageslaving means having very low income, so it just let's you survive till the next paycheck, yet you can't save anything for later or buy something that's not food/rent/bills. I wouldn't call wageslaving, when I can buy all of that for 20% of my income.

So you work in a sewage treatment plant or you just happen to join a scat fetish clique?

>co-worker

wish I knew that feel

...

Can you buy more time?

It's still slavery, my dude. Well paid slavery, but slavery nonetheless.

>Tell co-worker you play [game] too
>They linger in your workspace/department for literal hours going on and on about it and won't fuck off or catch a hint long after you've lost interest and tried to disengage

It can be a risky proposition, desu

>they start talking about porn

trust me, you don't.
Coworkers are the worst people on earth

Apparently sad panda is a normie expression people use when they want to sound cute.

I wasn't aware of this and got turbulently confused when I overheard it in a conversation between 3 women.

This actually made me kinda sad, because normalfags not knowing about wikias and using them at every turn has reminded me of when I was a kid, and you'd talk about games with your pals and be mind blown when your friends had done something you hadn't etc

A different time.

Must be working in the wrong workplace. I make a living in a distribution warehouse and my squad,albeit a little bland personality-wise, shoot the shit when we have the time.

This, I'm police and my coworkers are like family

Your co-worker starts talking about video games, and the first thing you think of is your repressed sexual desire for your mother?

Well, I guess that my free time is pretty expensive, so it's better to actually work and get that dosh coming in. If you work for 7$ per hour then your free time is cheap, you just lose 7$ for not working. At some point though it is better to work for your salary than to do some basic chores in your home, like cleaning for example. Then you actually can buy your free time, by hiring people willing to do your "free" work in your home for basic pay.

Close. Cigars.

Yeah co-workers seem to be more enjoyables in jobs with low-IQ requirements

You've got time to make your place dirty enough to need someone else to clean it and you don't have time for vidya? I call BS.

>Tfw stupid brainlets enjoy life more and don't kill themselves due to depression
>Mfw us intelligentsia heroically kill ourselves as virgins at 30

Or, you know, maybe making friends at work is a you problem, and nothing to do with the job itself?

>tfw everyone at your workplace is cool with you

>playing dis gay earth afternoon of darkness at work years ago and co worker ask me about it
>"which games is that?"
>"disgaea"
>say again?
>"disgaea"
>uh...
>"Billy and the Cloneasaurus, alright?"

From that day forward whenever he asked me which game i was playing that was my answer, he thought Monster Hunter Freedom Unite was a sequel to "Billy's game".

Pathethic. You play a role-playing game to roleplay. If you just stick to your wikia/solution page to minmax a game it defies the purpose. Sha actually went through first couple of quests to kill the hydra, so she is already above 90% of girls that pretend to play, then she actually carved her own way. Now if you compare this to a guy that just sticks to wikia to make his gameplay the most tame/safe, then I can't really feel sorry for her, but for you.

Yeah. You're never going to fuck her.

>shortcuts only glue-eating retards would dare to take

It must be relaxing, being you

>actually admitting to someone in real life you play a literal fucking weeb game
pathetic

>Video games

Neither do you :^)

ITT: Wagecuck problems

>it's always some pleb shit
>pokemon, league, cod
either have to pretend I like it to make conversation or shoot them down.

no offense but his belly button is weird

Come here and tell me that before I fuck you in your ass you punk whiteboy. You faggot. You can't touch me. You're not man enough. I'll eat your ass hole alive you BITCH!!! Fuck you, you hoe. Come and say it to my face, i'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch. C'mon you Bitch. You scared coward. You not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world bitch. Look at you, scared now you hoe. Scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT

>Try to get on their level and say I really enjoyed the surreal rollercoaster that was BLOPS 3's campaign.

>lol who the fuck plays campaign this guy plays single player haha

Sir, I'm callign the cops, for RACISM !

I'm waiting for your anxiety/tired gamer/tfw no gf thread

is this what samefagging looks like Sup Forums

I know that pasta, gimme something new

>being this new

is this what samefagging looks like Sup Forums

>middle school
>THAT kid starts talking about video games

This some kind of script?

Keep trying, at least you're bumping the thread

you guys are being mean i was asking a serious question
>inb4 animeposter

>new 8/10 at work mentions she has naruto pajamas
>she asks if i know naruto
>say no
>she gets embarrassed and stops talking to me

Can hiding your power level all the time hurt you?

>i was that kid

She want to fugg, user, you blew it, you fuckin moron.

>I was that kid

I had a shitty home life and still do so they were my only way of coping with things else I would have been given to cps again because of the shit I had to go through.

You're right, next casual Friday im gonna show up in my Akatsuki get up.

>work in a school
>coworker mentions video games to me
>kid comes over and asks if we play nintendo
>"no but he does"
>deny it
>suddenly all the loser kids flock to me like some kind of pariah's beacon anyway

Wait, are you implying that using wiki's for games is a good thing?

jesus fucking christ do you only ever associate with Sup Forums users?

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I feel like spoonfeeding tonight.
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Fuck, I can remember the song about sexual harrasment panda, but I'd never associate it with sad panda.

>Not telling them that you're actually a big games maniac, that you're beating at least one game per week and you have a collection of 1000 games from multiple systems
Who are you, some kind of a fag?

Holy fuck are you me? Theres one guy at work that literally never shuts the fuck up about Star Citizen and he even knows I don't care about it but won't stop regardless.

>coworker swears up and dow that No Man's Sky will be great because of multiplayer and "endless" worlds
>tell him all the issues it will have
>still buys it and stops playing after a week

>Hey user isn't that hentai stuff weird
>y-yeah

Kek, I talked about porn with some guys yesterday on the Quarterdeck

Wow, user, you sure take your video games super seriouse! You must be what they call an TRUE GAMER

>older coworker mentions sad panda

Truly, she is blessed

>co-worker

>he isnt so busy he needs cleaning ladies to get the dust off of everything in the rooms he hasnt entered in months

>co

NOOOOOOOOO STOP IT

its fucking sad that there are adults who unironically post shit like this. if youre browsing this website you should be too old to try to look like youre part of the "cool kids", just enjoy video games you fucking retard.

>co-worker ends

Damn some of you guys have really bad luck with coworkers. I'm on my sixth job at the moment and I've always had good to great coworkers. Sure sometimes they can send you a 'fresh new meme' from 9gag or whatever but it's really not that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things.

>new job
>coworker there obsessed with Skyrim, thoroughly, to this day
>has no internet connection so he's been figuring everything out for himself

Imagine not having an internet connection.

>

>night shift
>on break
>coworker starts showing me porn

>talking about Mortal Kombat at work
>he brings up Deadly Alliance
>we start rocking out to this


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Work is fun

They're just being friendly you fucking dick.