Tfw you find out Sparta was real

>tfw you find out Sparta was real

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this must be the most retarded thing I've seen all year

THIS

How old are you, OP? Not only did you post in the wrong board, but what you posted is only shocking if you have zero knowledge of ancient Greece.

They were also raging homosexuals

Why is/tv/ here this evening?

i thought sparta was in rome

THIS

IS

>it's shocking you don't have knowledge of one battle in one of many wars fought by a greek city state thousands of years ago

Is this what Sup Forums has come to?

haha it's like I'm on old Sup Forums or something

fair enough but how can you not know of the existence of one of the most FAMOUS city-states, second only to Athens.

You're getting your facts wrong. Sparta wasn't real, it was merely adapted from the American Civil War.
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>tfw you find out Sparta was the bad guys

>tfw you find out Sparta was real
>tfw you find out they were constantly sucking Persian dick to the point that Leonidas own nephew and King of Sparta was plotting with Xerxes of a 3rd invasion of Greece and they aided the Persians in their war against Macedonia and Alexander

>bad guys
They just fought for themselves. Hell, every city-state in Greece fought for themselves, it's not like they were an ACTUAL country at that point.
They were complete badasses and that's all that mattered to them.

Why would you think anyone would think Sparta was the bad guy just because it was sovereign?

It's common knowledge. I even went to a shitty public American school

>tfw you find out Titanic was real

>tfw you find out Germany was real

>tfw you find out the holocaust was real

...but it wasn't

Korinth is the only ancient greek city that matters.
Athenai, Thrace and Lakedonia are shit.