Plays exclusively as female

>plays exclusively as female
>genuinly thinks he's straight

You are so deep in closet you're gonna meet a lion soon and save Narnia.

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I just like to watch women getting hit and hear them scream. Nothing gay about that.

Honestly I just want to look at CGI tits and ass but I don't mind playing a male either. Depends on how lewd they are.

I will play as a 6ft tall purple alien if I want. It does not mean I want to be said alien, you retard.

I'd rather see a female's ass for 30 hours than a male's ass.

>I just want to look at a girl's ass!
You have porn for that. Also, why would you play a game solely to stare at your character's ass? Shouldn't you be playing the fucking game? Are you so out of control that if you played a game with an exclusively male main character, you wouldn't be able to help yourself but stare at his ass?
Oh, I wanna hear your reasoning for FPS games.

>has a male ass on screen
>can't take his eyes from it
Have you met the lion yet? Did it ask you to save Narnia?

>make EXTRA THICK qt in "mmo game"
>dress her in the tightest string bikini outfit possible
>can barely play without taking frequent fap breaks
>"HAH YOU MADE A GURL, U FAG!"

>gays like girls so much they want to be them
what happens to a persons brain for them to consider this "logic"

Because I like cute female characters in the same fashion as how I would like cool characters. what's the problem?

Garrus is the reason I play as a female. OP is somewhat right I guess

>I want to be a qt loli!
>I'm not gay I s-swear!

Any guy who chooses to play as a guy is either a) an autistic roleplayer who can't play video games without self-inserting or b) a homosexual.

I just like to pretend that she's my gf and that she's going on adventures without me and cucking me with half of the people she meets. BRB gotta fap.

I enjoy my cute little Splatoon woomy

>gay guys want to be girls
>men who like other men and usually are disgusting by the female form
>want to be the little girl
do you listen to yourself?

That logic only works if youre a self insert faggot.

If the game has unisex clothing options I'll play as a man and make my dude flamboyant and manly like Jojos. That's as straight as it gets.

don't bother, they don't understand logic.

because your homosexual logic is alien to the normal people.

Listen to yourself, you seem to be only one obsessed with homosexuality.

I killed countless niggers as Max Payne.

Let me enjoy a Blood Elf waifu.

and you claim that being male and wishing you were a female is not homosexual.

Why WOULDN'T you self-insert as the character and be a fucking badass/get all the females wet for the MC?
Please get get STDs and die already, we don't need homosexual catfaggots here.

>Why WOULDN'T you self-insert as the character

because that would literally be autistic of me

I always play female mages and male warriors, am i trans?

Fine. Why wouldn't you pick a male character to sympathize to and root to be a badass and get all the bitches/love interest in the game?

its not, that would be Gender dysphoria
Gay people love being guys because they love guys and muscles and 6 packs

Would you call me closeted if I got a waifu-in-a-cylinder like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=nkcKaNqfykg
You might call me a lot of things but not that.
Kind of the same with vidyas waifus to me.

I'd rather make a female character that I root for and would want to sit on my face and make fun of my dick

Projecting much?

Why not just look at porn?

because It's a video game not porn?

Playing dress up is better with female characters.

Why not both?

Why would you fap to a videogame instead of the porn it yields? Are you autistic? Do you also beat it to movies and books?

>het
>plays a self-insert and wins
>homo
>plays the thiccest men and loses
>tranny
>plays the girl "for her ass"

>fap
I'm not fapping im playing a video game you hyper virgin

Yes you are you brainlet monkey.

>Do you also beat it to movies and books?
Not him, but yeah.

I bet you voted for drumpf

I have no gender in real life and women pull off the androgynous look better than oversexualized buff men in most games.

...

I'm bi. Y'all ain't got nothing on me. Your words be as empty as an enema fetishists asshole

I just like girls, okay?

It could be worse, I could be a total faggot and think traps aren't gay.

>Nonfat male Majins in xenoverse never
It's bullshit. They get way more interesting hair options

I identify as videoludotransgendered: in video games I am a girl. Prove me wrong.

Hi Arin.

Who?

i identify as a B-2 stealth bomber. Your move, normie

i hate v so much

>v

now back to r/the_donald with you

People who say this usually got tricked by someone playing as a girl.

Female characters are easier to insert into shitty corps, get free stuff, get leaked info, get leadership roles and finally disappear with the whole corp hangar. I have a friend whose female character sweet-talked his way into getting control of a character worth something like $200 from someone ragequitting the game because he was getting bullied by other characters, a couple of whom were also controlled by my friend.
Eve Online is a hell of a drug.

>spend weeks or months leveling up the perfect dude, dressing him up, watching him grind, guiding him throughout life to be the best he can
>straight

>what do girls play as: attractive men
>what do gays play as: attractive men
>what do totally straight men play as:...

girls

Girl characters in slutty outfits while telling everyone they are girls in real life and using anime emotes

I have a gf user.
still play as females mate

Girls dont have dicks

your poor girlfriend, condolences to her when you find a man that looks like her

witnessed

The term is autogynephilia. It's when you love girls so much that you want to be one.

i get the dark paint below the eyes is to stop sun from reflecting into your eyes, lessening the brightness, but above the eyes that high? why?

OwO

Neither do you.

>not playing games that don't have a playermodel/viewmodel

yeah nothing gay about that at all

If you puff Peters that's fine user, no need to project your homo lust onto me.

After all it is the current year

>Play as female
>Cherchez La Femme perk

>anime reaction pic
yeah you're definitely not a closet homo, for sure

true story.
friend always picks female.
says he like looking at the ass.
years later comes out from the closet.

Some times I play as a grill so I can play that character.

Sometimes I play as a guy and make him my self insert.

There is nothing wrong with this.

>liking cute 2d girls is gay

wanna be mine? i sure love it when they are straight

I like having a woman under my total control.

what is it with tumblrfags and yuri as of recently? I've been noticing an upswing of OH BOY THESE GIRLS LOOKED AT EACH OTHER THEIR TOTALLY LESBIANS I HOPE THEY KISS EVERY VIDEO GAME WOULD BE BETTER IF EVERY CHARACTER WAS FEMALE

youre the fucking reason every raid wipes you fucking twat, fucking getting hit for sound reasons and looking at your ass rather than your health bar... KYS fag, i wiped so many times because of retards like you

A LION YOU SAY

>wanting to be a girl is gay
fixed

who said I believed I was straight

Go be a retarded faggot somewhere else you underage dumbass.

>wanna be a qt girl
>but only take it in the ass

what does it mean

>yurifags

...

I consider myself a homosexual female

the only thing more pathetic than tumblr yurifags is that some shitposter would actually waste their life making this image
get a hobby

Cry more faggot
Good job making sure everyone knows that you are one stupid faggot.
It not like you are any less stupid than the faggot that made that pic

I like s too

>the absolute state of yurifags

>>the absolute state of underage Sup Forums faggots

>you will never be as triggered as this tumbrlina
feels good

>prefers a male
>genuinely thinks he's straight

>he thinks it isnt gay being more comfortable playing as the opposite gender than his own
>hes a massive dick-loving homo but will never admit it
>he posts tumblr .gifs
you're reaching levels of faggotry previously not thought possible user, do you suck off every man you meet?

>has a female avatar / character
>literally your representation in game is female
>things he's not gay
nigga if you want to be seen as female you're as gay as they come.

eventually we're going to get to the point where looking up a girl's skirt means you're gay according to Sup Forums

You say while being triggered by pics of cute girls kissing and acting like a butthurt faggot

>wanting people to see you as female = having an attraction to men
You regressives will just keep blurting out shit even if it has no logic, won't you

well shit
What if I only want my waifu to have sex with robots or tentacle monsters?

>female
>meant to take cock
>wants to be a female (wants to be seen as a cock taker)
>things he's not gay
Queer pls, just stop clinging on and thinking you'r hetero, you can't escape yourself, just admit being a homosex and be at peace.

We're truly reaching critical levels of insecurity here.