My gf

>My gf
>plays some videogames (casual level, all single-player rpgs), doesn't call herself a gamer
>starts watching FF7 videos
>starts making fangirl noises at the Sephiroth introductory scene (pic related)
>tells me she doesn't remember much of the game as a game but she remembers the characters
>squeals how Sephiroth gives her the butterflies to this day
>remind her he's a genocidal killer
>"So what? It's a fantasy character, he never really killed anyone. He's beautiful and competent, in my fantasies he's devoted to me and that's perfect. I think as long as a man is devoted to me and is attractive to me and somewhat competent, the rest doesn't matter much, especially with fantasy characters. And he's so dreamy."

Am I going to get dumped? She's been really distant lately.

Run

You dump first.

>Bishie story.
Did I just go back in time 20 years?

Christ

>user getting C U C K E D by a fictional character
HAHAHA OH WOW

I laugh, but it's no different than watching sexploitation movies from the '70s about sexy nazi mistresses running female concentration camps.
Evil activates almonds.

>thinks a fictional character is devoted to her
Bitch is crazy. Flee.

Well he's much more attractive than any user could hope to be

Cosplay as Sephiroth and fuck her

She doesn't actually think the character is devoted to her like some guys do with their pillow waifus, but she has these moments of daydreaming where I guess she's immersing herself in her fantasies with I guess him and whatever other characters she has a crush on. She's just sitting there staring at something that she sees with her mind's eye. When she comes back to reality she functions as a normal person but she says she needs those moments to function normally.

better start praying to Sephiroth

You think the same with female characters.

Sounds like she has been enlightened

Why write all that shit? Everyone knows you made it up.

Your girlfriend is legit autistic as fuck.
Still, this thread gives me an excuse to finally post this that I saved 4+ years ago.

It's perfectly normal behavior, besides she has good taste
Did she see AC or play CC, KH or Dissidia yet?

It's fake, but it's still hilarious

This wtf is it even a question?

She's a landwhale and he has a microdick.

I think as long as a man is devoted to me and is attractive to me, the rest doesn't matter much

This is pretty much how all women think, most aren't so unashamedly open about it though.

She likes to draw. Should I encourage her to draw her fantasies out?

>implying the story is even real

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Sure

Why is it always sephiroth, anyway? What is it about him?

What is it about serial killers? Women like primal, beastial killers that look like androgynous, overgrown little boys.

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Completely serious answer? Maybe. That's pretty much how my gf acted before dumping me, constantly talking to me about her celebrity or fictional male crushes. It certainly doesn't say anything good.

>when your gf is less of a normalfag than you

>he has a microdick
Can't be much worse than Sephiroth. I mean he's clearly compensating for something with that sword.

I wonder what that says about Cloud..

My gf told me all about her fictional bad boy and yaoi self-insert fantasies early in the relationship, said if I didn't accept them she didn't want anything to do with me. I was and still am 100% okay with it and told her so. Today she is the best wife I could ever ask for.

fpbp

Did I fucking step back in time?

OI where's XV?

>admits it's only okay because he's fictional
>OP still spergs

You're an autist and a cuck

>fangirl noises
is this real?

You realize she's talking about a fantasy not a real person right? I'm sure you eating your waifus shit and piss makes you just a typical man as usual obsessed with gore and porn

If that isnt anime and jrpg logic the picture then i dont know what is.
"Yeah you crazy massmurderer but you love me and you apologised!" goddamn this is soo stupid it happens in star ocean and several tales games too lol

>yaoi self-insert fantasies

Your wife is fucking nuts.

The highest tier.

I'm gonna fuck your girlfriend. Wanna watch?

agreed

I swear to this day Sephiroth still gets more chicks than Cloud
Is it the long hair, the bare chest, or the ridiculously long sword?

Most women recognize that serial killers in real life are bad for them, but in fantasies she can and does manipulate anything as she prefers. That's why

>remind her he's a genocidal killer

Doesn't work with people who are purely a product of fantasy and don't exist in real life. You know X is bad for you in real life, but you also know X is not so bad in fantasy because it is you who controls it and therefore it cannot act independently like a real creature could. If you want it to stop, it automatically stops. If you don't like the direction things are going, you end it and it's stopped. There's no real danger, it doesn't have a mind of its own. Even if he's a genocidal killer in the game he's never going to kill or hurt her in any way because he doesn't exist.

This is why OP's comment was offensive, retarded, and also why his gf is doing good to dump him for good.

Needledick.

It's so bad it's not even on the list.

Sephiroth never did anything for me and I was surprised he was the one people go full autist fangirl over. I wasn't even that into Cloud either. Young Vincent is kind of hot though.

>tfw she kisses, hugs me and tells me "I love you" all the time completely spontaneously
>tfw she doesn't nag me at all about my gaming habits
>tfw she doesn't mind doing laundry and cooking for me too
>tfw she leaves me my space for my man things because I leave her her space for her woman things
>tfw she wants to my have two children with me
>tfw I am loved

I wish one day you will know that feeling as well, brother.

speak for yourself, if I was more in shape id be a 9/10 at least
could honestly be a model, too bad I'm still a neet so my looks dont help much

>FF8
>Good
>FFIX that high

agree with the rest

>procreating
>in 2017
Thanks for fucking up the world even harder, asshole.

Love is a powerful motivator that normal people with empathy tend to understand. Autistic permavirgins who are doomed to be forever alone because no one will ever want them, not so much.

Not my fault if Africa is exploding with more niggers the world can handle. White people are under the replacement line even with my contribution. You should blame those who don't help curb the nigger population.

Fpbp

If your GF doesn't fear you in the relationship and will never utter another mans name in your face you already fucked up.

>t. Allah Ackbar

Don't you have some infidels to kill, mohammed

>Playing FFVII
>Say that Cloud is cute
>bf takes away my gaming privileges for a week

>not knowing how hype sephiroth was back in the day
I didn't even like FF at the time and I thought Sephiroth was one of the coolest fictional characters. I was underwhelmed when I actually played the game many years later kingdom hearts also made him and some other major ff characters a lot cooler than they really were

What anime, which episode?

"Pic related" isn't Sephiroth's introductory scene, you fake gamer.

>gaming privileges

Wanna know how I know you're a fag roleplaying as a chick?

A real girl would dump her boyfriend if he pulled some shit like that with her.

>Play Nier Automata with my gf
>She has a crush on both 9S and 2B

I'm a man, user.

samefag phoneposter

Yeah, you're a fag. That's what I said.

I'm not role playing as a girl though. My bf took away my gaming privileges for saying Cloud was cute.

I'd move KH and tactics to "good". And FF6 to the first rank (but just because of personal preference). Otherwise pretty good

You shouldn't date mohammeds. Between his religion and you he's going to choose his religion, and his religion says people like you deserve execution.

Tell him Allan is a faggot, and his snackbar is shit

>Obsessed Momma's Boy
>Cool

>ignoring my spoiler

Is that meant to be a Ray Donovan?

He's white.

Shut up you cuck.

Your GF has probably cheated on you because she thinks you're a pushover

yaoi fangirls are fucking cancer I wouldn't touch one with a 10 foot pole

Someday will talk you about cuckold

Nines is my husbando tell your whore gf to back the fuck up

>arabs
>not white

White arabs are caucasians just like jews, so they're white. You're thinking of the nigger-mixed ones. Can't blame you because they're the majority.

>tfw I took her virginity
>tfw she has agreed to anal too
Feels good man.

Sand-niggers are niggers
And (you) are a faggot

>t. assblasted virgin

kek
Get laid, kid.

Already do your mom and gf, I dunno, I guess I could do your sister too if you want.

>butthurt 14yo on Sup Forums response

This is why you'll always be an incel.

Move the Deeply flaweds into Excellent and we can talk

make her read berserk
there's a character she should meet

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>t. fujoshi

>trying this hard to damage control
You can stop now Mohammed, no one cares that you are a nigger

>Most women recognize that serial killers in real life are bad for them

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This is a fan favorite too yet women don't bitch about men masturbating to this Nazi fetish, evil, genocide-committing woman like insecure, virgin, inferior men bitch about women masturbating to their fantasy bad boys.

Then said autists get mad that women keep rejecting their oppressive, hypocrite ass. Wtf?

t. Somebody who has not played XI

Fpbp

t. neurotic human garbage

Spoken with the delusion and lack of self-awareness that only a fujoshit could muster.

>delusion and lack of self-awareness

Sounds like the average male 4channer

>doesn't call herself a gamer
Just like any sane person would.

>women don't bitch about men masturbating to fictional characters

Normal women not sjws.