That one kid who only played healer

>That one kid who only played healer

>That one kid who sucked dick during PE in the bathroom stalls

>let someone else play healer
>lose
>play healer myself
>win
And you fucking wonder why? Figure out how to play this braidnead role yourself, and I'll gladly play something else you fucking NIGGER

>that one guy that played every game mode like it was deathmatch

>that one white kid who always says nigga

Whoa calm down user

>that one kid who is too deep in denial of his own sexuality and only faps to sologirl and lesbians because he's "disgusted" by dicks so much that he won't watch anything with dicks in them

>that one guy who wants to play damage or else he will troll the game and feed the enemy team free kills
>call his bluff
>he actually does it, the absolute madman

> that one kid that qued as Blood DK in bg's

Okay sorry.

>that guy who only plays healer and constantly messages you his problems and starts venting about how he wishes he had a boyfriend
why are gays so thirsty?

That's virgins, not gays

>Tfw bought a dragon dildo for the memes
am i a gay now?

nah you're doing it ironically so you're okay

What if he put it in his ass ironically, but then hit the prostate and felt unironic arousal?
Would that be straight?

There's nothing gay about stimulating your prostate silly user. Now if you were to beg someone to stick their dick in your ass and pound it into oblivion now that would be gay.

I think feeling arousal from prostate stimulation isn't necessarily gay. As long as the insertion was ironic I think he's in the clear.

>That one kid who only plays DPS
>Even if it means getting completely stomped

Healer's are the GOAT class.
>Unkillable solo
>Great utility
>Everybody loves you
>Find groups easily
>Incredible staying power in PvP
>Requires skill and finesse to be played properly
>Best to RP

DPS and tanks are memes.

Why not?

Yeah just make sure to say "no homo" at the end.

>Unkillable solo
*Until you run out of MP

>play ana
>70% accuracy healing
>gold healing medal
>land core sleep darts

>mercy does 4 rez once
>everyone headpats her

i hate this gayme

i am that nigga

Philosophical question: would Gregor know he's Gregor? Or would he just think "that was another good round" to himself?

>70% accuracy
how horrid

Drop the redditified meme

Yes, a meme-good player would notice that he's above everyone else. He would be a smurf.

I have to play Medic every time I play TF2 because everyone else wants to shoot. I want to shoot too god dammit.

>that one kid who played healer but always went full attack mode

>that one kid that died
>that kid was also your friend who shared a love for a vidya franchise with you


Sorry Jose. I guess it's good you didn't find out what happened to Megaman.

That's how you spot a power bottom

There's nothing wrong with healers. They are very convenient when you're in a desperate situation.

>that kid who showed up in paper mario: color splash threads just to inform everyone "it's not that bad guys"

It's the only way to play a healer though when your teammates are literally fragile snowflakes who get btfo in one hit

>that one guy that gets super fucking tilted when a teammate makes genuine mistake

Do these people assume they're flawless as well?

Oddly specific

IF IM SAYING GROUP THE FUCK UP OR GET AWAY FROM THAT THING, JUST DO IT
ITS NOT A MISTAKE AT THAT POINT ITS JUST FEEDING/WANTING TO WIPE

i cant keep doing this pablo, you know that

tfw I actually did it when someone called my bluff before

>That one kid who wavedashed to class

>that kid who thought he was a badass edgy shadow priest but was always forced to be a healslut.

I'm not really talking shit like that.

It's more flying off the handle when someone doesn't react fast enough during a gank or something.

And getting pissy with your teammates makes it worse most of the time, most people would rather ensure you lose along with them than try to win if you're being annoying.

But you don't even need to react fast enough. You just need to be functioning.
And a good ol pep talk is always exceptionally useful. If I have to make fun of timmy and his herpes, so be it.

there's nothing gay about prostate stimulation

>he says he's "female" now and dresses up in girls clothes

>that kid who did the nazi salute to a german teacher who was visiting our school

>Implying I run out of MP

Try a little harder user

I do that with my discord friends and fap and read doujins about it, but I'm not even gay, that's why it's funny

>I do that with my discord friends and fap and read doujins
>but I'm not even gay

Hmmmm something seems a little bit.... off

>Play damage all the while
>Top scoreboards all the time
>Finally get put in my place and shown all I am good for is helping others get to the top of the scoreboard
I just want to be good for you!

I'm sorry user but that sounds pretty fucking gay desu

I totally believe you're not gay. Really, I do

Being a healslut is your destiny user

>rolled a paladin to be ret
>ive never played ret besides leveling briefly
>have been holy for 6 years
fml

>fantasy is the same as reality
It's just a game you silly bakas

>Main Zen
>Gold heals a good 80% of the time except when Lucio is on the team.

I thought the Mercy thing was just a meme.

>been playing a mage on a WoW private server
>absolutely love it
Yeah I'm squishy, but goddam are fire criticals satisfying

don't worry next patch will fix that.
20k healing is pretty standard.

>don't really know what this "healslut" meme is about
>getting invested in characters and rping has always made games more fun for me
>play mercy, hear the heels clacking as i walk
>love looking at the character model because i think shes cute
>start to fantasize about mercy healing her team
>then i become the mercy
>start healing people in real life
>roommates need healing
>my professor needed healing
>then some guys on craigslst needed healing

man i love playing mercy

...

>That one kid who only played assassin

>claims gregor is redditified meme
>uses shitty terminology used only in awful MOBA cancer

And then you stopped daydreaming

>>then some guys on craigslst needed healing

>you and best friend play dps for years
>best friend decides to try tank one day
>turns out to be an awesome tank
>he invites you to groups and raids all time
>you help each other do quests and stuff
>tfw you have your own personal tank

>would call normies out on facebook about their shit taste in video games and Naughty Dog fanboys
>would go on rp_auchwitz on gmod

RIP Zekon