Burn the tree, Bigby

Burn the tree, Bigby.

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You're not my boss, Snow.

ETERNITY THE STILLNESS OF ETERNITY, SNOW.

>burn the tree bigby
>don't kick down the door bigby

If you're going to be an asshole, you have to go all the way. Only one of us can be bad cop.

Do you think she would have supported [Glass Him]?

Snow is fucking qt

Okay, where the FUCK is season 2? Fucking Batman already got a season 2 and this didn't?

the only good telltale game

TWD S1 was good. TFTB was surprisingly also good.

This crazy bitch was better, I half expected Bigby to fuck her until she went full villain.

All the girls were good. The artstyle and source material lends itself really really well to the engine and doesn't feel like a Telltale game at times. Every other telltale game suffers from having the same four expressions and similar face models.

>everyone suddenly wants the crooked man to get a fair trial

I still don't get it.

Stop this meme

This bitch was almost Kai Leng levels of unintentional edgelord comedy.

7 DWARF DICKS

They want an excuse to keep Bigby on a leash.

>glass him
>sure, I would like to share a drink with woody

She's Bloody Mary though. It fits.

i did this thinking it would give him a drink forgive my ignorance, woody

they just announced season 2

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Seeing how most people treat her legend as a joke and laugh until their bellies burst, she decided to literally cut the middle man.

I almost did this, but then I remembered Trainspotting

Are people actually this retarded?

Fabletown is so desperate for witch magic that the witches charge people out the ass just for a transmog and they let them kill kids to keep casting spells....but no, don't have a witch who will be indebted to the town, just destroy her source of magic and ruin it for everyone.

>TWD S1 was good.
I'm still pissed you couldn't actually save Ben. The whole game felt really railroaded.

Ah all the classic fairy tale characters are here including the Jersey Devil and Bloody Mary.

Oh hey thats the little girl from all that porn.

Do people seriously not know what "Glassing" someone means? Is it just a British/Commonwealth thing or something?

I'm from the bum fuck south in america and even I knew it meant hitting him with the glass not sure how anyone missed it.

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I've literally never heard the term before in Canada, but I figured it meant hitting him with the bottle just by using common fucking sense.

Jersey looked pretty cool

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>tfw you glass him

>... to Beast in the elevator
>yfw his response

Georgie had good reasons to do what he did but it was more the Crooked fuck than anything. I'm suprised they didn't go with some twist instead of the pimp did it because I guess there were so many red herrings they thought they could trick people.

I've watched Magnum Force way too many times and that drain cleaner scene sticks with you so that was my deciding factor right there.

Daily reminder before they rewrote the entire fucking story after Chapter 1 Bigby was going to use glamour to break into the police station to steal Snow White's body and the mundie police get suspicious over who Bigby really is and there was going to be a big thing between Bigby trying to keep the police from finding out about Fables existence

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Unfortunately they were pussies, and changed their storyline because some fans guessed the plot.

Playing this game as a brutish asshole was too fun, but I felt really bad when I started crushing the Butcher's jaw.

I have an IQ over 200 so obviously I knew what it meant. Heh.

good story that got spoiled >>> shitty story cobbled together at the last second

I hope she comes back for S2, fucking around with the police seemed fun

also what the fuck was that heavy breathing and moaning

You had to play it to understand.
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I wouldn't say it was shittily cobbled together but they could've done a much better job with Crooked Man

Him just saying "But I didn't REALLY do it" and everyone forgetting that he harassed them for years was just dumb.

What was it originally supposed to be? I know it's Sup Forums but hearing about how they had to change season 3 of The Sopranos makes me wonder what the show would have ended up being.

Boy Who Cried Wolf did it

>make a decision
>your choice doesn't matter
????????????
HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOO

A reminder that Snow took the knot.

I heard conflicting stories. I remember hearing somewhere they had to change it because the creator of Fables didn't like the idea of Bigby using glamour to turn into a mundie (apparently he was going to turn into Branigan to steal Snow's body, hence why the original title card for Episode 3 was her spying on Bigby since she got suspicious).

Why the fuck the creator didn't know the plot ahead of time is beyond me.

The fuck? He wasn't even in the first episode was he? How did someone guess that?

He did appear in episode 1, but people found out due to datamining IIRC

Flycatcher is the most autistic looking motherfucker yet I like him for some reason.

Are the comics worth reading?

What did Bigby mean by this?

>you will never live in a world as comfy

Sup Forums has a good list of when it goes to shit I'll see if I can find it

I thought it was pretty good. Though I only ever read to the point to where I felt was a good enough ending,and a lot of people say it goes down hill bad after that. Also a lot of people hate the politics of the author.

Starts off good, after that the quality is on and off.

I know it was a QTE fight that I normally despise, but the battle to the death with this cunt was fucking incredible.

>Also a lot of people hate the politics of the author.

It's pretty understandable considering there's shit like this in it.

Yeah that's pretty fucking cancerous right there.

>and hedgehogs

This motherfucker write sonic famfics in his spare time?

>It's pretty understandable
Except not really because generally speaking it's awful. Politics is irrelevant when the rest of the work is exceptionally mediocre.
Unless this is the standard of tolerable work in comics these days.

Fucking Telltale Games. Unless you are a complete monster, everyone will walk all over you. There is no inbetween.

>Unless you are a complete monster, everyone will walk all over you.

sweet naive user hasn't played the game of thrones telltale

Largely due to the way they create games in such a fast manner. And it doesn't seem to be slowing down with all these other projects.

It was fucking garbage.

I know

But even if you are a prick in that you still get shat on, its awful

>introducing a qt otter just to kill her 5 minutes later

but why telltale

Telltale is really just which characters you want to love or hate depending and hoping they make it mean something instead of killing them for shock value. Only played Wolf and I like it but no way would I pay for episodic release because it's spotty to say the least for releases.

>pick option a
>you die
>pick option b
>you die
>pick option c
>your sister dies and then you die but your sister doesnt actually die she just becomes a slut
peak telltale

>Yeah that's pretty fucking cancerous right there.
whats wrong with it

Stop playing coy you already know.

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They better have make it an option to fuck her.

wtf i love communism now?

>Telltale about to be BTFO by some literally who French studio who's copying their engine

STOP IT

I liked when Snow put a hatchet in the back of her skull.

>kill the Crooked Man
>the game forces half the cast in the "trial" against me purely to set up a divide
TWAU is my favorite nu-Telltale game but that's really not saying much. The framework is so fucking flawed.
SBCG4AP was their last good game, fight me

totb was their last good game

Stop what? I just want to see character models awkwardly bump into each other mimicking sex.

>give Nerissa/Faith a cigarette
>always be nice to her
>she smiles and sees the good in Bigby because every other character treats him like a massive dick making you want to act like one

Fuck Toad even though I tried to help and fuck Snow for her wishy washy bullshit.

its a quote *pulls ribbon*
the game did do quite a good job of making you feel like you were in his shoes, kind of rare for a telltale game tbqh

Ww2 drama game by telltale when

snoozefest, what's the twist

I wanna play as Patton because then I'd have a reason to be treated like an asshole like all Telltale shit does.

No need for twists
Just look at walking dead
Can just be a depressing tale of a squad trying to survive

Most people in Fabletown are fickle assholes. You try and be nice and they start shit. You come down hard on their ass and they act like its your fault when they're the ones being the twits. It's annoying, but I can kind of believe it. Best way to play the game is do whatever you want regardless of what anyone else says.

Also kill one of the tweedles just for the satisfaction of killing the fat cockney shit.

Telltale games are written by children, they wouldn't able to pull that off especially when they have issues doing capeshit

Doesn't one of them die anyway? Maybe I should replay Wolf but be a dick to everyone.

>Telltale Patton Game
>Go to field hospital and see shellshocked soldier
>[Give Him a Hand]
>Slap the shit out of him, drag him out, and ship him back to the front

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idk I always thought their games were pretty well written with very well developed characters compared to the rest of the industry
exception goes to Game of Thrones.
And what was wrong with Batman, exactly? I really liked it barring the technical issues that plague that game, and Episode 1 of the 2nd Season started out real strong imo. Really liked the changes Kirkbride brought on

To be fair that's kinda what happens in the comics too.

You need to remember Bigby was a giant piece of shit wolf monstrosity that literally destroyed and ate their villages and loved ones. Kinda hard not to be scared/pissed off at him after all that.

I was really hoping for some cutting dialogue with her before the final confrontation - I played the game for the most part trying to be... not FULL ASSHOLE but was ready to sass the fuck out of her. Alas.

Batman s2 ep 1 was their best ep 1 in a long time. I can't wait to see how they fuck it up.

ep3 of guardians of the galaxy was also extremely strong imo

I was more referring to Guardians when talking about capeshit. Batman was okay, It has good TWEEEST but it handles them poorly in later episodes.

Why was everyone getting so mad at Bruce for something his Father did?
Why did they make Vicki the embodiment of the TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH meme?

I didn't know that fucking Kirkbide of all people was working at Telltale, but if he did have anything to do with Batman S2 Ep1 that would explain a lot because its one of the better premier telltale episodes.

michael kirkbride baby
was that his first time designing an episode for them?

>And what was wrong with Batman, exactly?
Where did Vicki get her training and sci-fi gear?