DUDE

DUDE

LMAO

WHAT IF WE

STAY WITH ME

PAIRED MARIO WITH 9GAG

FUCKING EPIC MEMES

LE FUUUUU RAGE FACES

LMAO

>sells a million copies

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>Mario x 9gag is good

ok cool i guess

but it's good

>destroys narrative gaming
>undermines political messages in gaming
>reduces gaming from a resistive artform to "lmao maymays"
>allows the status quo to gain power
>good

Enjoy fascism you fucking sheep

This thread is for the discussion of the plan to castrate white males in 2020.

>how do you plan to do this
Around 50 "castration factories" will be erected around the country, at first white males will be given a chance to voluntarily visit the factory, but soon a specialized militia will round up white males for castration.

>this is illegal
At the moment yes, and it will require government funding. However, in 2020 when the democrats take back the white house, preferably by Hillary Rodham, an executive order will be lobbied for and signed by HRC providing government funding for castration factories.

>which white males are prioritized?
Voter records will be used to make sure white males that voted for Donald Trump are castrated first, white males that have a history of voting democrat are prioritized last.

>how will the factories and militia be funded
The current plan is to cancel the border wall's construction and use the left over money to fund it.

>will non-cis white males be castrated
Yes, however transgender women will not as long as they are post-op. All other non-cis white males will be prioritized last

>how will the factories work
They haven't been designed yet, but the preliminary design involves strapping males to steel chairs along a conveyor belt, at the end of the conveyer line is a castration machine

>what about white women
If they wish to have children they will have to breed with black males, white women who voted for Trump will be mandated to breed with black males, and will hit with a heavy tax if the refuse, the tax will help fund castrations.

>I'm a white male and I wish to be castrated now
Since no factories have been setup yet, you will have to self castrate for now, many guides for doing this can be found on Google

>why are you castrating white males?
Do you really need to ask that?

Is it true both Mario and one Rabbid are forced party members meaning you can only decide which ONE other character to bring with you?

Sounds good even if its a Sup Forums falseflag

Yes

i will, thanks.

Is Rayman even an optional partner in the game?

>ill enjoy my rights being stripped away

Please...AT LEAST buy Wolfenstein 2 to show your resistance to Nazis...please at least do that....

Yeah, I was honestly considering buying it if they didn't force you to have a rabbid, I don't even mind the forced Mario that much but the forced rabbid was a dealbreaker

Ubisoft doesn't even consider rabbids to be a part of Rayman anymore

>tfw Jewish
Oy vey, don't touch me goyim, I'm not white

Where in his post did he say that? He was just saying using the "I'm merely pretending to be retarded!" excuse for the hundredth time will attract actual retards to your "sekret klub".

nah i'm going to be pirating it just to seed it, i've no intent to play it myself.

Indirectly supporting fascism is still fascism

That's kinda pathetic. I mean if narrative gaming, political messages and gaming being seen as an artform are getting shafted because of Rabbids of all things then those things would have to be a whole new level of shit beneath Rabbids for that to even be possible.
This has nothing to do with fascism it has to do with the fact that people pushing those things are so damn retarded that they got beaten by a bunch of white rabbits.
You can try and make it seem like this is horrible all you like but its only going to make you look pathetic because you lost to pic related.

>important games like Hellblade and Last of Us showing the messages of the oppressed
>dont sell
>lmao meme game lmao mario
>sells millions

Gamers are fascists. Period.

whose indirectly supporting facism? i support it directly by donating to my local KKK rallys.

its a Mario game nigga, just walk away from the screen like nigga close your eyes hahaha

how do you live with yourself

hell yeah we are, heil hitler and heil satan

So yeah I read it's actually good. Is it? How does it hold up in the later game? I want it to be challenging and memorable. Good bosses and shit.

Fascist kys

Racism kys

Existentialist oppression kys

Fascism kys

Lucky Ubisoft were the publishers and not Ninty for this one.

>lose to one of gaming's most hated creatures in the world.
>call it fascist

You're a retard and a bigger loser than all of /r9k/. Period.

Great post

jokes on you i'm already dead and posting from hell

go back to neogaf you pedophile faggot

It doesn't really have any of that. The bosses are one note, the game is really easy, you can just tell it's a watered down X-Com. You barely get any choice in your party lineup.

And a epic troled to you mister.

Not an argument.

I know

Republicans are domestic terrorist pedos, historically

Mad

Maybe the only saving grace this game has is its OST and thats because fucking KIRKHOPE has a knack for making whimsical zany music.

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>getting political messages from gaming

The world and the people that make trouble for (and money from) it are far more complicated than platitudes and moral lessons from various media -- if you're old enough to post on this site, you should be WELL past that point.

>nintenkiddies getting angry because they're reminded mario is the very definition of casualshit
really makes you think

LOL

I don't know why you're spamming these shitposting threads. Very few people here are going to buy a rabbids game. This is going to sell to the 5-12 year old audience not us.

Republican conspiracy

Yeah that's exactly what I was afraid of.