*drops mic*

*drops mic*

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS QUEEEEN!

SLAY!

*drops sage*

tldr

*drops pants*
Suck my cock or I'll shit in your mouth you fucking slut.

*picks mic back up and hands it to you*
*notices your bulge*
OwO what's this?!

haha "ass u"

You just know it's a woman too looking at that fucking painfully generic name.

WE

wow what a butthurt faggo

WUZ

Do they call it erp because thats the sound people make when they gag reading shit like this?

>hatred
>hate
>hater
Into the trash it goes.

Fuck y'all Origins is gonna be gud, stop hating

Did you just say... gag?

KANGZ

>if you dont like thing your a hater
wew

urp

Looks like someone wants the shit ;)

AND

>Libtards get BTFO once again
>"Waaaah mummy the thread is bad! pol ruined it waaah waaaaaaah worst thread ever!"

why are they such betas

>spam shitty memes on steam
>LIBTARDS BTFO WE'RE WINNING HAHA REICH ANY MOMEMNT NOT

Paragraph 2:
>people complain that Ubisoft only spends one year on each game [i've literally never seen anyone seriously say that], that isn't true because it isn't true

Paragraph 3:
>people complain that they recycle assets. this isn't true because I don't think it's bad. also here are a bunch of examples that prove that I don't know what "asset" means

Paragraph 4:
>people complain that they have microtransactions. this isn't true because some companies are worse

Paragraph 5:
>people complain that ubisoft far prioritizes profit over quality. i do not fully understand this, so I think people are upset that they don't give their games away for free. also I don't understand business, here's a sentence that proves it

Paragraph 6:
>people complain that ubisoft doesn't make good games. this isn't true because some of their old games are good. also one of them is popular. and one of them was good but no one thought it was good

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>i'm mad that people don't think a game I think is going to be good is going to be good.

I can't believe you actually spent time trying to refute the image in the OP. You might actually be autistic.

Guys how do I mantle over ledges, I asked on the forums what "Hold ↑" means but got banned for hate speech

>yet another fucking reddit post
There's just no goddamn hope for this board

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>imma little bitch boy come steal candy from me it's just so easy

>recycled assets

inb4 Altair, Ezio & Connor outfits are paid DLC and/or a preorder bonus despite not existing yet in that time period

SHIET

>thing has glaring flaw
>"I like this flaw"
I swear to got those people should be castrated.

>companies
>franchise's

>why do people keep complaining about the same thing??

WE

Already did this fucking meme, please hang yourself.

WUZ

KANGZ

>tfw you will never suck a company's cock this hard

...

>classics
>Far Cry 3 and AC2

tfw i already preordered with with Eden of Apple piece and Sup Forums cant do shit about it

'N

It looks like The Rock but black

>thinking we'll be upset over a fool being separated from his money

yes
since you retards get upset over everything lmao

>get upset
dude WE are laughing at you

sauce

How many times has Ubisoft marketing run the whole internet outrage angle to get free marketing & publicity for their games? Asscreed: WEWUZ is just another in a line. I wish Vivendi would hurry up taking them over and fire 'em all, do the industry a favor getting rid of frogs and their corporate PR department exploiting SocJus as part of their marketing strategy.

>BO3
>"and people praise these games as the best games"

its too fucking easy to spot shills these days

Yeah, you sure showed us, huh?

Kek

"Don't attack my company of choice because it hurts my feefees" bit a tinge of "It's okay when X does it"