Break wooden barrel/box

>break wooden barrel/box
>it is empty

>come across empty metal crate
>open it anyway

>break one of millions of wooden barrels/boxes
>a valuable, rare artifact falls out of one
>compulsively break them with all other characters/playthroughs worried I'll miss it when next lady luck shines on me.

>there's something inside

>beat the boss and loot his treasure chests
>only gold magical items drop
>open some random chest in the dungeon right after the boss treasure room
>purple item drops

>grind boss for hours trying to get a legendary drop
>friend joins room
>he gets it first try

Did it occur to you that not every barrel/box need to contain anything? It could be empty becuase it was just made/waiting to be filled with something.

>hardly ever get a certain rare item
>fish
>eat fish
>spit out four of said rare item
Fuck you MH4U.

o-oh my

is this a game of "spot the MC"?

Fuck off reddit

Fucking Dark Souls

I feel like this goes somewhere, sauce?

99% are empty, while the rest contains missable items.

Cause you also broke the items inside it, you numbnut.

Developers who do this need to be shipped to the nearest harbor and keelhauled to death.

Centaur no Nayami, anime is airing this season.

>Shoot barrel
>Owner of the barrel sues you

is it good

Castlevania Harmony of Despair in a nut shell
>been grinding for my second miser ring for 6-7 days
>friend joins
>he gets two in a row
Fucker actually has BS levels of luck.

>break wooden barrels and boxes at start of the game
>one of them contains a rare item
>obsessively break every other barrel, box and urn in the game in order to not miss one of these
>they're all empty

Is that a horse?

A donkey.

A Centaur's life right?
Read most of the first volume and it was ok. Would prefer Nurse Hitomi's Monster Infirmary.

It's creepy pedo shit.

>open moderately sized treasure chest
>only contains 1 potion

then it's perfect for me

so it's good

Not him but I have seen only 4 episodes of the anime because centaurs.
It's boring and sometimes too grounded, as grounded an anime about a world of monster humans can be. Kind of like interview with monster girls without the endearing part.
There is something weird in it, i can't quiet put my finger on what it is. Like, every time someone talks to a character, that character waits half a second to react.
Also, it's yuri oriented but not annoyingly cute-yuri like New game.
The centaur family is cute though.

Technically you don't miss anything because most lootan games only roll for items when you activate (break/open) the container. So if you don't touch the containers, the game does no rolls, and Lady Luck has nothing to say about it.

Yeah but is it good?

>game is a mix of /x/, /u/ and Sup Forums

If it is anything like the manga then no.
It's a boring slice of life monster girl anime based around a centaur and her imp and satyr friends.

>open barrel/chest/weapon rack
>actually earn less loot than you would if you ignored them since you kill monsters at twenty times the speed
thanks path of exile

>unique drops from under a boulder

>break every wooden barrel/box
>not even one contains anything

Would you?

>break something belonging to the evil guys
>get bad boy points

cant win if u dont play nigga, therefore you lose by default

>break open barrel
>spooky skeleton pops out
Fuck you too Diablo 2
Of course

Probably but I'd prefer it if it was the birb

>kick open wooden barrel
>it explodes

>he thinks that not winning equals losing
look at this baka ass idiot

Would you?

her eyes seem kinda off

how pants work?

No, that's not a line I'm willing to cross.

Remainder that horse butts are a magical thing

>would you a centaur that is a middle school student
No. I don't wanna go to jail.

Kill yourselves, furries

[Citation needed]

There is a segment where the horse loli shows you how.

She looks cute, I'd hug her.

She's not a human though so it doesn't count

Turn her into cold cuts and use her in my sandwich?
Sure.

Id rather the goat

Would she taste like horse or human?

probably chicken

The human part tastes like human and the horse part tastes like horse.

What do the snozzberry parts taste like?

>cant wipe her own ass so she smells like horseshit 24/7

Nnnnnnnnope.

They taste like snozzberries.

see

Cerea is very flexible!

She still smells like horse so unless you are use to the smell, it might be a turn off.

How funny that it has no citations whatsoever? Almost like that user is making shit up or something?

I guess we are just trying to make you understand. If she is more horse than a man. Or she is more man than a horse.

>come across metal creat that is labled 'Locker [empty]
>open it anyway
>it's empty