How the FUCK do I get this doll, Sup Forums?

How the FUCK do I get this doll, Sup Forums?

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lmao sad perma virgin weeb

t. sad perma virgin weeb

Kys yourself

haha so tru

not until I get my goddamn 2b.

get a fucking girlfriend

How the FUCK do I get this doll, Sup Forums?

>normies

You faggots are boring and bad at trolling. Sasuga normalfags

Thighs not big enough.

no nigger. why do I need some fat whining bitch who won't put out? That has jack shit to do with the collectible in the OP.

call me whatever you want, it won't change the fact that anime will NEVER be real thus making 2D girls forever non existent?
stop wasting your time and money on merchandise like this and get a real girlfriend

You'll need some patience.
siliconera.com/2017/05/04/nier-automata-collaborates-dollfie-dream-bring-premium-2b-9s-dolls/
And A LOT of money.

It's like listening to TV static

striving and failing is better than
quitting at the beginning.

also, 3dpd and why in the fuck would I waste money on a non-pure fucking whore that is 21st century females?

>haha you are not a reject of society fucking normie
I'll rather be a normie compared to a freak like you

>"AAAAAAARHG STOP BUYING MERCHANDISE OF YOUR FAVORITE GAME AAAAAARHG"

are you legit mentally ill?

>normies

Normalfag

>a LOT of money

>unironically defending buying plastic dolls for perverts
Damn man when did things go so wrong with you?

Poorfag btfo

>unironically advocating being a cuck for some woman irl
Damn man when did things go so wrong with you?

you could be using that money to get yourself a girlfriend...

This thing doesn't even look big enough to fuck.

Are weeaboos the most saddest type of people on the net? I think they are.

FUCK OFF

Well, dolls are expensive hobby. If you want more details there's almost permanent buyfag thread on Sup Forums and they have good guide about Jap shopping, forwarding services, auctions and basically anything you need to know if you want some nip merchandise.

Those dolls are not cheap user. Learn to buyfag. Read the guide on Sup Forums.

AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND

a one time investment vs a never ending moneypit that ends in despair

man what a deal!

Not even close. Sonicfags and Smashfags exist.

lain chan is so cute...

a girlfriend costs a lot more, looks worse and has a worse personality

...

I guess you're so new you didn't experience any bronies or furies.

Who the fuck actually has money for dollfies

Hey don't put words in my mouth I never told you to go for a real woman, that's another different user also making fun of you.
I am calling you a retard for making fun of normies and their stupid ways when you yourself are as shamelessly infantile in your tastes, buying plastic dolls of pretty girls, does it make you feel happy staring at it? Pathetic sack of shit

>stop liking a fictional character you like and instead get a smelly bitch who bitches 24/7
Am good thanks

Money can be exchanged for goods and services

Single weebs with stable job?
And by job I don't mean burger flipping.

one is REAL and the other is NOT REAL
how are you going to explain to your friends and family that you're going to "marry" a fictional character

im legit gay but grown men wanting dolls is serious fucking faggotry

MLP is dying and furfags are surprisingly way less annoying than weebs.

At least on Sup Forums they are.

>stop wasting your time and money
>get a real girlfriend

but I don't even buy dolls, I just make fun of you normies who get triggered by LITERALLY PLASTIC DOLLS

It's an object that was designed for a specific market that has a lot of money in it and YOU happen not to be inside that target group, instead of moving on with life and enjoying your own business you choose to be all like "lmao disgusting weebs kys"

IT'S JUST A DOLL BRO

they lied to me, now I'm going to lie to them

You think the body will be removable?

why would you want to marry a fictional character?
it's intended as a masturbation device (i think)
do you see single women in their 40s proposing to their 12 inch dragon dildos? no

fucking just get a daki

whats wrong with lain and Tomo-chan?

how is the doll not real, you retard

>stem
But I got a finance major.

Should I get her game?

...

You think it's for sale?

Also, fuck 2B. Where's A2?

why do you think buying a fucking doll means that it's a substitute for a gf you retarded autist?

I sit my family down and explain to them the cost benefit analysis of a real girlfriend vs a fucktoy.

I mean run the numbers a 3D girlfriend just makes no sense.

>Marriage
A trap all men fall for. There is no way in hell you will be able to sustain a marriage for more than 50 years unless you really do depend on each other.

Yes. >Also, fuck 2B.
Yeah, that's the point.
>Where's A2?
Just buy 2B and get her really dirty and rip her clothes.

then find the woman who you both can depend on each other
not ALL women are the same

I'd buy a 2B doll to sit somewhere in my home. Why do people immediately think "OMG YOU'RE JUST GONNA FUCK IT"

dolls're cute

...

t.roastie

>tfw wanted to get into dollfies but no disposable income

You're right, not all women are the same. That brings up a problem though.

All the women I want are taken, or LGBT.

I don't want to be left with thots, secretly psychopaths or someone who isn't that interesting.

It's for sale.

>not buyong 9S and 2B dollfie and position them in a way thst 9S is napping on her thighs

it's not like all the dolls are that expensive
and you can buy them in parts, one part at a time over 10 years and finally build your own waifu

I've never wanted to hotglue a doll before what have you done.

But that doll looks terrible also this game's only appeal was the waifu so therefor it's shit

Couldn't you just get a custom love doll with 2b's hairstyle and do the clothes yourself? If you're gonna drop big money on a doll you'd better be able to fug it

Talking about daki, is halodakimakura.com an alright site?
Obviously it's bootleg but I'm more curious about their service, printed result, and cost since they seem to carry original illustration from the source materials

i'll buy you one user if you become my "dollfie"
>frankensteins waifu

I have standards so I wouldn't date/marry a woman who'd go out with someone like me.

>STEM
legitimately laughed, thanks for this

>dolls

fucked in the head, the lot of you

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anatoly_Moskvin

>And A LOT of money.
Dollfies cost like 4 thousand dollars at most, not even the most expensive a weeb figure can get, 1:1 scale statues can get up 20 thousand and beyond.

and people actually buy them?

Why do weebs do this?

where can i buy these, I want to cum on them, if you know what I mean.

I recommend cuddlyoctopus.com/ myself, though if your just trying to steal someone elses art they are probably fine

Russians are HARDCORE.

Nice false equivalence.

>After exhuming the bodies from local graveyards
I'm not sure if that's worse or not.

There's A LOT of money
And then there's A LOT OF A LOT of money

dollfiedream.tokyo/dd_en/model/list_collabo/
They all have terrible looking eyes.

>Dollfies cost like 4 thousand dollars at most
And here you are on Sup Forums, where people bitch about games costing $30+ and treat $300 HW investment like a purchase of a lifetime with long lasting consequences.

Obviously or the company wouldnt exist

No, user.
Of course nobody buys them.
That's also why they keep making new ones, because nobody buys them.

>cumming on your $700+ doll

You dont

if people don't buy them then why do they keep making more?

Its a mystery

I buy two for this same reason. I'm not cheap when it comes to masturbation habits.

to try and attract customers

can you carve a hole and fuck her ?

Can I fuck that
I need 3 if so

I was surprised how many different ones are there for 2B, even if they aren't official.