How do we fix Nintendo?

How do we fix Nintendo?

Lower prices on games and consoles
Create new IPs and characters
Stop censoring commissioned games from companies that have demographics of males 18-30, when your demographic is 5-12

>posts picture of someone who just likes Nintendo and Zelda
Well we can start by forcing Nintendo to make shit games

is that a man or a woman?
I get so upset when I can't tell, I don't even feel safe anymore

>Create new IPs and characters
I feel like this is always the complaint of someone who probably hasn't even touched their most recent ips

Oh, so the problem is sorting itself out already

They've been doing that for the past 20 years.

A very unfortunate woman

Fucking disgusting pig jesus christ. Have a little shame and atleast try to take somewhat attractive pictures

>he says, posting anime

Woah.. these are nintendo rats...

>he says, browsing reddit

it's a liberal, that's all you need to know

You don't enjoy video games anymore, user?

I hate emoji culture. This meme style of exaggerated expressions needs to die already.

lace all nintendo consoles with anthrax

destroyed

#jakface

They should go back to making real consoles instead of underpowered tablets.

simply epik

>Create new IPs
There are new IPs.

>and characters
Why? Then it's just another game of the same genre with different characters. Just because Sony does it every generation doesn't mean Nintendo needs to.

Sit back and wait for the snes mini backlash. It's looking to be even better than the nes mini backlash already.

What would seeing a sexually ambiguous person make you feel unsafe?

>past 20 years
>2017 - 20 = 1997
>1997 is the year Nintendo 64 was out
welp, nintendoomed

>meme style of exaggerated expressions
>blaming emojis

>girl

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Yeah, but I wouldn't make a photo collage of me acting like a fucking retard for attention. I'd just post here.

>he says posting an expression that was directly taken from an old school nip emoji

Dumb user. That pic is from a different era. Tumblr was primarily "zOMG EPIC BLAZT0R GIRL SQUEEEE," not what we know it to be today

>he still tries to blame emojis

He probably feels bad that he can't tell the difference between a woman and a decent liar.

the thought of seeing an attractive woman on the streets and later finding out it was a man and having to live throughout the day thinking I just felt the heat of lust in my stomach for someone that was born a man and spend most of his life and childhood as a boy
In this case is not the attractiveness, seeing as she doesn't have any, but the inability of being able to tell at first glance

>male version
>bottle of hard alcohol, knife, gun, latest smartphone, bong, unrolled joint/blunt, box of magnums

someone made a better, more accurate version of this picture where it had all kinds of knives and gadgets in the males side of the picture because dudes love to make sure everyone knows they own a gun or a knife if they do have them.

Actually, she's taking a page out of the nu-male's book with this one

yeah this. user beat me to it.

>is that a man or a woman

Shit makes me so disappointed in the western world knowing this is true.

>she

>post has no notes
>OP went on tumblr specifically to find things to be mad about

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why is it that most females who play games are nintendo fanboys?

>(males)

this image made me hate all Nintendo year olds

Cute, unoffensive, pleasantly-colored, recognizable characters.

A lot of them grow up with Nintendo and just kind of stick with it. But that's most Nintendo fans anyway.

>it has a Sup Forums filename
sounds like you're the one looking for things to get mad about

I don't know what to call it!!! people are saying "it" is a she and "it itself" is saying it is a "she" in the image
I dunno, maybe we shouldn't trust "it" then

That image nearly predates the great gender meltdown. It's a she

I really dig those special edition 3ds consoles. Wish the Splatoon Switch one wasn't gay as hell.

Ugly people shouldn't be allowed to play video games.

Such as splatoon?
come on man, even if it'sa good nintendo game, it's a fucking arena shooter, i don't like shooters, i like weebshit

that explains why so few people on Sup Forums actually play them.

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Your problem is you're a homophobe.

whew boy. that last one.

>homophobe
>problem

sure thing, faggot

Good fucking lord, obnoxious people like this just make my blood BOIL.

Faggot please fuck off Men & Women only no Man + Man authorized.

It's your fear, it's your problem. If it gets your dick hard, just wank, don't think too much about it.

Can the woman at least have a penis?

Just find solace in the fact you will burn in hell for all eternity and there is literally nothing you can do about it.

b-but it tricked me ):

This picture is so fucking old but it still holds up.

if it's feminine and micro only because then it's not a MAN

That skin is terrible
fucking skank fix your diet

Liberate the game designer and exterminate the rest.

>Not posting the full version

Same people, they were always liberal. You expect this ugly butch dyke to be anything different?

She's probably much different now, but I'd bet that at the time that picture was taken, she wouldn't have accepted the notion of white privilege

Women aren't funny

My sister and girlfriend are pretty funny, user

>I'M SUCH A NERD AND GAMER XD

this is why we can't have nice things.

>user
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whats the point of adding this? my name isnt user, stop calling people here user its gay as fuck.
>My sister and girlfriend are pretty funny
makes perfect sense you dumb fag

they appeal to chad too kiddo

I can guarantee that neither your sister nor your girlfriend are funny.

>keep online free
>bring back titles like metroid earlier than a year after release
>make an actual powerful console for once without it being a buggy mess at launch like some of the past other consoles
>miiverse should stay alive
>eventually lower prices on games when they've been out for years/months and not keep the same old $60 tag on them a decade later
>e-shop discounts/sales we literally want to give you money but not at constant full price

do people think it's cute or something? I refuse to believe man orbit around this whale

Why not? It's pretty sensible.

Do you think he masturbates to Zelda porn?