NEW NO MORE HEROES GAME

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NINTENDO WINS

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Looks like Travis bought the Zelda DLC

Reminder that Blueberry is best Bizarre Jelly.

Why do people act like this wasn't announced months ago

Travis x Bad Girl was always OTP

>Why do people act like this wasn't announced months ago
Because nobody could fucking understand what Suda was saying and they executed the translator

I hope we get a hotline miami style remix of the no more heroes theme

Preemptively and permanently btfoing any shitposters RIGHT NOW:
>"Just like the original cult classic, players will have to battle through multiple punk-rock levels and defeat over-the-top bosses"
>THERE YOU HAVE IT, NOW FUCK OFF

Fuck off bro, Strawberry a cute

>Nintendo wins by releasing a cashgrab minigame collection
They should've made a new WarioWare instead, maybe then they wouldn't be looming like a bunch of fucking jews

Reminder.
youtube.com/watch?v=mCotFfxRlUc

>wub wub music starts playing

Required reading for all you subhumans excited for this:
insomnia.ac/commentary/no_more_parodies/

Get fucked

is it just me, or were the audio levels pretty fucked? I couldn't understand what they were saying at all at some points

Oh shit son

>I'll link my 9 year old blog post that'll show em

cool but the sound mixing was shit couldn't hear what they were saying

Yeah, the music was definitely too loud, but we're pretty much too hyped to care at this point.

This will have shit graphics. It's on a garbage tablet.

>minigame collection
?

>have to go through six games yadda yadda
It's a fucking cheap spinoff you fag
Stop deluding yourself

>3d graphics and unreal engine 4
LMAO

Where the fuck did you dig THIS dead thing up from? The "No Fun Allowed" section of Altavista? The "People can't like what I don't" corner of Dogpile?

Then why is taking like 2+ years to make

Oh no, my poor game will be unplayable because it'll look a little blurry!

so how long before the superior ports arive again?

A minigame spinoff.

please tell me this isn't a Switch exclusive

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It takes awhile to get a studio willing to put up the money for something, and, you know, games take awhile to make.
Huh. I initially wrote "studio" as "stupid".

You mean like those ports of No More Heroes 2 and Bayonetta 2?

It won't even be blurry because it's native 1080p and stylized as fuck, this guy is just a shitposter

This is a spinoff.

It is.

It's NMH, half of the series is Nintendo exclusive

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Is there any NMH boss music greater than the almighty Pleather For Breakfast?

Two-thirds, now.

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Mach 13 Elephant Explosion

So is this NMH3 or a Kingdom Hearts styled crossover with Indie Games?

I'd be fine with either but it would make more sense if it was the crossover game and have it lead to three. Plus I want to see Travis in Hotline Miami and Let It Die worlds.

>not Philistine

Although Pleather is a 2nd

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weird as fuck. Wonderful

I'll be getting it. On my PS4

>happy trail in a nindies presentation
>tattoo with exposed tits

how

We Are Finally Cowboys
Plebeian taste, can't even reply

These games have fucking awful gameplay so why do people care about this?

NMH3

GET FUCKED

>The game combines the style of No More Heroes with a number of collaborations with prominent independent game developers (more information coming at a later date, but the developer of Hotline Miami was teased). Seven years after the events of No More Heroes, The Bad has returned to exact his revenge on Travis Touchdown for the murder of his daughter, Bad Girl. But just as the battle begins, the two men are inhaled by a phantom game console called the Death Drive Mark II. Just like the original game, the only way out is to battle through multiple punk-rock levels to clear all six games and their respective over-the-top bosses.

Can't wait to play it on my PS4 when the publishers release an extended edition to offset the poor sales on the Switch.

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Let's find out!

I guess you could watch a lets play on the youtube app
it would fit right in with the rest of your moviegames

WAKEY WAKEY SONYBRONIES

very comfy looking

has this ever happened. No more heroes 2 and bayo 2 both stayed

>Trevis playing Hotline Miami
amazing

>even NMH threads aren't save from console war bait anymore

So, it's regular NMH using the theme of indie games?
That's pretty neat.

The PS3 version of No More Hours is not even remotely close to a superior port.

nice style mostly and the possibility of a great game.

Because they were stupidly fun. You remember what fun was, right great-grandpa?

I can't believe sonybros are still trying to push the minigame narrative when literally everything proves them wrong. Like everything. Even in the next sentence of their supposed "proof"

Why are s.onyponies always so fucking buttblasted?

How much did No More Heroes sell on Wii vs PS3

By games, they mean the indie games that are the themes for the levels.
Like Kingdom Hearts.

Yes

Heroes Paradise was considerably better than the original NMH, though.

NMH2 > Heroes Paradise > NMH

Doesn't everyone hate the shitty no more heroes 2?

They should

Hero's Paradise was a flop. They didn't port 2, and they sure as hell won't port this one either.

Aren't the games always been Nintendo exclusive?

Minus Heroe's Paradise but that's a remake of the first game. All the mainline games have been exclusive to Nintendo.

Why did her father wait 7 years to avenge her death?

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Cause Switch already has more games than nogamestation 4, and it's not been even 1 year since it came out.

>shitty

Yes everything in the world is either a MASTERPIECE GOTY or SHIT SHOVELWARE, there's nothing inbetween.

>Minus Heroe's Paradise but that's a remake of the first game. All the mainline games have been exclusive to Nintendo.

Yes.
NMH got a port to the PS3
NMH2 stayed exclusive. Thus, 50% of the series is Nintendo exclusive

Too busy drinking himself to sleep

youtube.com/watch?v=9DAJ2k7U5_w
>first 3:20 are pretty much buildup
>it actually pays off
I love Masafumi Takada. What a good track.

How the fuck does he have a mickey kouse tattoo?

>Switch has poor sales

Source: Your ass. Besides, Heroe's Paradise was a flop and you know it.

Wii:
Japan - 40,000+
NA - 200,000+
EU - 160,000+

PS3:
Japan - 40,000+
NA - just under 100,000
EU - Just under 40,000

I like No More Heroes but I can't get excited over this because judging from the description its going to be a crossover with a bunch of indie games. I hope it does well so they make another game that's just a new NMH without any indieshit stuff.

Nope.

>The long-awaited new NMH game is an indie-shit collab with western indie-shit studios
WEW LASS.

I wouldn't call that "winning"

Did no one just think to use the Peony or what?

>never played any of the NMH games
>this game looks great
>hate buying games without knowing all of the backstory
Feels bad man

Wii was something like 0.55
PS3 was around 0.19

He's a god
He probably isn't working on this, or Grasshopper anymore
We have Jun Fukuda

emulate it
the originals were on the wii, dolphin emulation is pretty good.

Is it that hard to play two games when your hobby is supposedly playing games

66% now, mate.

How can they win if they'll never get Persona 5, Nier or Monster Hunter?

Use dolphin retard.

Idort master race here. Feels good to have a PS4, a Switch, and a gaming PC. Probably won't get an Xbox One though since there aren't really any exclusives for it that make it worth getting.

It is when your backlog is infinite and new games come out at the same time

No 2 was legit shitty. Story sucked, ending sucked, like 2 memorable bosses, playing as shinobu/Henry sucked, and the combat is the only thing you could argue is improved, but it gets boring after the game throwing hundreds of fodder enemies at you in a row

Even though the first aged like shit, I liked it at the time. I can't comprehend still caring about this series after 2

it's 66.(6) tho

It's not like it's coming out tomorrow. You've got time.

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>Beard is going to show up as the new shopkeeper

Make it happen Suda